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Care Home Hog Roast for Cliffe Woods

Care home hog roast in Cliffe Woods: pork roasted slowly for hours at your venue, carved to order and served in soft rolls with crackling.

  • Open afternoons
  • Days for relatives
  • Residents’ themed days

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A hog roast near Cliffe Woods

Diets, allergies and alternatives

Not everyone eats pork, so it is worth adding an alternative. A few pointers:

  • Count residents who need an alternative
  • Share residents’ dietary needs with us in good time
  • Request gluten-free rolls
  • Halal is not offered

We can serve inside or out, as you prefer.

Chicken can be added.

Care home hog roast in Cliffe Woods, slow-roasted on site

Staff thank-you lunches are another reason homes book us, served between shifts. Whether it’s families’ days and themed days, we’ll put together a menu of new potatoes, halloumi skewers and rotisserie chicken and more.

At a rural home near Cliffe Woods, access matters so we can plan our route. Timings are planned around your care home event, working back from when you want to eat.

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Where
Cliffe Woods (ME3)
Area hub
Medway
From the roaster
Pork, crackling, stuffing and apple sauce in rolls
Also available
Lamb, chicken, halloumi skewers (V), vegan option (Ve)
Price
Ask us for a quote
Page updated
27 October 2026

Occasions we serve in Cliffe Woods

Residents can watch the carving and enjoy the smell.

People around Cliffe Woods book us for small gatherings and big outdoor days alike. Popular choices:

  • Day centre events
  • Themed days
  • Milestone days for the home
  • Care home summer fairs

Visitors arriving by train should know that Higham station is about 1.5 miles away.

What your quote should include

  • What the cooking area needs: space, cover and access
  • The full menu and the sides
  • When they arrive and when the food will be ready
  • Payment terms and cancellation policy

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Organising for someone else?

If you’re booking for a workplace, check with facilities about gas equipment and vehicle access. We will fit in with site rules.

If the event is on someone else’s land, the landowner needs to agree to cooking and vehicles. Get that agreed before booking.

The process

From setting up to the last roll, we look after the food, so you can enjoy your care home event. By late September, the light in Cliffe Woods goes at about 7:00pm, so we suggest a lunchtime serving in autumn.

  1. You tell us when, how many and where.
  2. We agree the cooking spot, clear of emergency access, and quote.
  3. On the day we set up outdoors and roast through the morning.
  4. We serve in the dining room or garden, as you prefer.
  5. We clear away quietly and leave the grounds tidy.

How to prepare

  • Check there’s a route to wheel the equipment in, without steps
  • Have a covered area for eating in case of rain
  • Measure the narrowest gate or passage

How to get a price

A quote from us sets out the menu, timings, staffing and what’s included, so it is easy to compare like for like. Use our quote form.

Tell us about your event

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Planning the cooking spot

Before the day, it helps to think about where the roaster will go. We look for:

  • A level outdoor area
  • Someone to meet us
  • Approval from the home

If you’re unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think before you book.

What we serve

  • Halloumi skewers (V)
  • Roast potatoes
  • Stuffing and apple sauce
  • Salads
  • Roast pork, carved
  • New potatoes
  • Vegan option (Ve)
  • Rotisserie chicken

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Cliffe Woods: care homes and access

Cliffe Woods is about 3 miles north of Rochester, in Medway. From village halls to gardens and fields, care home events around Cliffe Woods suit a hog roast. We cater 68 places across Medway. Our bookings stretch from Cliffe Woods to London (26 miles away).

Residents who remember days out at Gad's Hill may enjoy talking about them over lunch.

We cover care home events in every part of ME3. From Cardens Road, View Road and Brewer Road or a nearby road, we will bring the roaster to you. Other places close to Cliffe Woods we cover include Mockbeggar (1 mile south-west), Church Street (1 mile west), Lower Higham (2 miles west), Cliffe (2 miles north) and Higham (2 miles south-west). Within a short drive, we also cover Gillingham (5 miles south-east), Chatham (5 miles south), Rochester (3 miles south), Rainham (7 miles south-east), Strood (3 miles south) and Luton (5 miles south).

Nearby you’ll also find French Hospital (3.1 miles south) and City of Rochester-upon-Medway (2.8 miles south). Within reach you will find Gad's Hill and Rede Common.

  • Local schools include The Hundred of Hoo Academy (2.3 miles east)
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What affects the price in Cliffe Woods

The price comes down to:

  • Busy dates such as summer Saturdays
  • Numbers
  • Travel to Cliffe Woods
  • Site access

The main driver is numbers: the price per head generally falls as numbers rise, since much of the cost is fixed.

Details that help

When you contact us, it helps to include:

  • Which meats and sides you’d like
  • Roughly how many people
  • Any venue rules
  • Where the roaster could go, ideally with a picture

Getting a quote is simple: tell us when, where, how many and what time you’d like to eat. You will get a clear quote listing what’s included. Fill in our quote form.

What comes off the roaster

Halloumi and vegetable skewers (V)

For vegetarians, halloumi and vegetable skewers are cooked separately from the meat, a hot, filling option of their own.

Rotisserie chicken

Chicken from the rotisserie gives people a non-pork choice, roasted until golden.

FAQs for Cliffe Woods

Is Cliffe Woods too small for a hog roast?

No, we come to small places too. Let us know about access and the cooking spot.

How far is Cliffe Woods from London?

About 26 miles from central London, and well within our area.

Does the roaster have to be outside?

It cooks outside, under a gazebo, on a level spot. The food can be carried in and served indoors where the venue allows.

How much will it be?

Every booking is quoted individually, depending on numbers, menu, timings and travel. Tell us about your care home event for a quote.

How do you handle allergies?

You will get allergen details for everything. Gluten-free rolls can be provided.

What happens after service?

Our staff clear up after service, and leave the area tidy.

Do residents have to eat rolls?

We can carve thinly and serve on plates with potatoes and apple sauce.

What if things run late?

We will be as flexible as we can. Give us a contact on the day and we’ll fit around changes.

Why a carved hog roast beats a buffet

Where residents need modified meals, the kitchen prepares their portions while others enjoy the roast. What you pay covers the meat, the chef and staff, and hours of roasting. Slow roasting means we’re on site for much of the day, and the quote reflects that.

Why Cliffe Woods hosts choose us

  • Serving and clearing done for you
  • The classics: stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
  • Slow-roasted at your venue, not reheated
  • An itemised quote

Take a look at our pricing and our hog roast cost guide.

  • Slow-roasted on site for hours, outdoors at your event
  • Carved by our chef into rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
  • Options beyond pork, including lamb, chicken and vegetarian dishes
  • Our team serves at your chosen time and clears up afterwards

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