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Milton Keynes · England

Hog Roast for Care Homes in Simpson, Milton Keynes

Planning a hog roast day in Simpson? The roaster comes to your venue, home or workplace and cooks under cover and our staff serve at the time you choose.

  • Themed days
  • Garden fêtes
  • Day centre events

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Planning an event in Simpson?

Care homes around Simpson

Simpson is about 1 mile north of Fenny Stratford, in Milton Keynes. We cover care home events in Simpson, along with the towns and villages around it. We cater all 73 towns and villages across Milton Keynes, from the larger towns to small villages.

For homes that welcome visitors from a church like Church of St Thomas, a hog roast lunch is an easy way to say thank you. Visitors arriving by train should know that the nearest station is Bow Brickhill station, about 1.2 miles south-east.

We cater care home events across the MK6, MK7 and MK1 postcode area and the streets around it. Local streets include Lissel Road, Hanmer Road and Simpson; a care home event on any of them works well with outdoor space and a way in. Other places close to Simpson we cover include Walton Hall (1 mile north-east), Walton (1 mile east), Woughton on the Green (1 mile north-west), Denbigh (1 mile south-west) and Oakgrove (2 miles north). Larger places within reach include Milton Keynes (3 miles north-west), Newport Pagnell (5 miles north), Whitehouse (4 miles west), Westcroft (4 miles west), Olney (10 miles north) and Shenley Church End (3 miles west).

Nearby you’ll also find Central Milton Keynes Shopping Centre (2.5 miles north-west) and Bradwell Motte (3.8 miles north-west). Green spaces nearby include Blue Lagoon Park and Caldecotte Lake.

  • Local schools include The Redway School (0.9 miles north-west) and Walton High (1.1 miles east)
  • Nearby, you will find The Plough pub (under half a mile south-west)
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Care home hog roast in Simpson, slow-roasted on site

For care homes in Simpson, a hog roast day is a real occasion. The smell drifts through the home, residents can watch the carving, and families can join in. For retirement community days and summer fêtes, we’ll put together a menu of roast potatoes, halloumi skewers and apple sauce and more.

Rural homes around Simpson may have plenty of outdoor space, so residents can enjoy the garden while lunch cooks. Everything is cooked on the day, at your venue, low and slow, for hours.

Area
Simpson (MK6, MK7, MK1)
Region
Milton Keynes
Menu
Pork, crackling, stuffing and apple sauce in rolls
Also available
Chicken, lamb, halloumi skewers and a vegan option
Quotes
Quoted for your event
Last updated
26 October 2026
Residents enjoying an activity at a table with a carer

Looking after everyone

Some residents will not eat pork, so it is worth adding an alternative. Helpful tips:

  • Stuffing typically contains gluten
  • Halal isn’t offered
  • Count residents who need an alternative
  • Ask the kitchen to prepare texture-modified portions

We clear away quietly.

Ask about gluten-free rolls.

Space, access and the venue

Most outdoor spaces can work with a little planning. Here’s what we look for:

  • Somewhere for residents to eat comfortably
  • Away from opening windows
  • Away from emergency routes

If you’re unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think before booking.

On the menu in Simpson

  • Roast potatoes
  • Stuffing and apple sauce
  • Rotisserie chicken
  • Vegan option (Ve)
  • Roast pork, carved
  • Halloumi skewers (V)
  • New potatoes
  • Salads

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A hog roast compared with other options

Some homes combine a hog roast with entertainment. Extras such as lamb, chicken, more sides or china crockery add to the cost, so we list each one in the quote. Keeping it simple keeps it affordable.

Why book our hog roast in Simpson

  • Choices for people who don’t eat pork
  • Staff to serve, so you do not have to
  • Self-contained: roaster, cover and serving kit
  • Timed around your day

See our prices page and our hog roast cost guide.

What we serve, dish by dish

Roast pork

Our chef carves the pork as it is needed, which keeps it hot and moist.

Halloumi and vegetable skewers (V)

Not everyone eats meat, so halloumi and vegetable skewers ensure they’re not left with just salad.

Organising for someone else?

If you’re a venue or event planner, we’re happy to work alongside your team, sharing timings and a site plan.

Planning on behalf of a committee? One clear contact makes everything easier, especially on the day.

FAQs for Simpson

Is Simpson too small for a hog roast?

Not at all. We cater in villages and hamlets as well as towns. Let us know about access and the cooking spot.

How far is Simpson from London?

About 45 miles from central London, and well within our area.

Will there be enough to go round?

The roast is chosen to suit how many you’re feeding, so tell us your best estimate. The quote sets it out.

Where will the roaster go?

In the grounds, never in the kitchen and away from opening windows.

Do we need to provide electricity?

No, the roast is cooked on gas. Tell us what’s available and we will plan around it.

What happens after service?

Our staff clear up after service, leaving the spot as we found it.

Can you serve on plates?

Plates with thin slices are easy to arrange.

Do you provide allergen information?

Allergen details are provided for your team to check.

How we price a hog roast day

There is no fixed price list, since every event is different. The main factors are:

  • Distance from us
  • The serving time and how long we are on site
  • Which meats and sides you choose
  • Season and day of the week

When comparing prices, compare the same things: menu, sides, serving time, staff, plates and travel. The cheapest quote is not always the best value.

Details that help

Good details mean a good quote. Please include:

  • Any extras, such as lamb, chicken or china
  • What the outdoor space is like
  • An estimate of numbers
  • Any dietary needs or allergies

Getting a quote is simple: tell us when, where, how many and what time you’d like to eat. We’ll reply with a clear price and what’s included. Send us your details through our quote form.

Why choose care home hog roast in Simpson?

It brings a sense of occasion to an ordinary day.

We are booked for all kinds of occasions in Simpson and nearby. Popular bookings include:

  • Themed days
  • Day centre get-togethers
  • Anniversaries of the home
  • Summer fêtes

Caldecotte Lake is close by, a good starting point for a chat about days out.

What to look for in a quote

  • How many staff will carve and serve
  • Exactly what’s included in the price
  • Any travel or access charges
  • How long the roast takes and when they’ll arrive

How to compare hog roast caterers

How it works

Rain does not stop the roast, because we cook under cover. Your residents will still want somewhere dry to eat, such as a marquee, hall or barn. Late May in Simpson has light until about 8:55pm, so residents and families can stay outside late.

  1. Your activities lead or manager gets in touch with a date.
  2. We look at photos of the garden or car park and suggest a cooking spot.
  3. The kitchen shares residents’ dietary needs with us.
  4. On the day the hog roasts outside while residents watch from the lounge or garden.
  5. After serving, we clear away without disturbing the home.

Getting ready for the day

  • Collect dietary needs and allergies in advance
  • Plan somewhere sheltered for people to eat if it rains
  • Check there is nothing overhead or close by that could catch the heat

Ask for a quote

We price every booking individually, based on numbers, menu, timings and distance. Ask us for a quote for your care home event: fill in our quote form.

Tell us about your event

Related guides

  • Slow-roasted on site for hours, outdoors at your event
  • Our chef carves the pork, with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling on the side
  • Not just pork: spit-roast lamb, chicken and vegetarian choices
  • Served when you’re ready, and we tidy the serving area afterwards

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