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Christmas Hog Roast in Kettle Corner

Looking for a hog roast for your Christmas party in Kettle Corner? We bring the roaster to you, cook outdoors under cover and our staff serve at the time you choose.

  • End-of-term celebrations
  • Winter fairs and markets
  • Christmas lights switch-ons

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Occasions we serve in Kettle Corner

Hot food on a cold night is always welcome.

These are some of the most popular hog roast bookings near Kettle Corner:

  • Year-end thank-yous
  • Lights switch-on evenings
  • Christmas family parties
  • Society Christmas socials

Christmas fairs at a church such as Church of St Margaret can book a hog roast stall.

What to look for in a quote

  • When payments are due and what happens if plans change
  • Plates, china and cutlery
  • How long the roast takes and when they’ll arrive
  • Whether VAT is included

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Christmas hog roast in Kettle Corner, carved to order

Winter weather is part of the plan: we cook under cover, and guests eat somewhere warm. A hall, office or marquee works well. Popular choices include roast potatoes, roast turkey and crackling, and we are regularly asked to cater new Year parties and winter open days.

In a small place like Kettle Corner, December lanes are dark, so tell us about the route and lighting at the spot. The carving happens right in front of your guests, so the pork is hot and the crackling is crisp, and nothing sits in a hot cabinet.

Where
Kettle Corner (ME15)
Area hub
Kent
From the roaster
Hog roast rolls, stuffing, apple sauce, crackling
Alongside
Lamb, chicken, halloumi skewers (V), vegan option (Ve)
Quote
Quoted for your event
Page updated
26 October 2026
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What affects the price in Kettle Corner

Here’s what affects the price:

  • The number of people
  • How easy it is to reach the spot
  • Busy dates such as summer Saturdays
  • Crockery choices

Weekday and off-season dates can be easier to book, and the menu you choose makes a difference too. Ask us and we will suggest the best fit for your budget.

Getting an accurate quote

Good details mean a good quote. Please include:

  • Anything the venue has asked for
  • Any extras, such as lamb, chicken or china
  • The address or postcode
  • The date and time of the event

Send us the date, the address or ME15 postcode and rough numbers, along with your serving time. We’ll confirm availability and send a price. Use our quote form.

A hog roast compared with other options

Next to a restaurant booking, a hog roast at your venue keeps everyone together and is frequently better value. Travel matters for the price: we include travel in the quote. Tell us the exact address so the quote is accurate.

Why book our hog roast in Kettle Corner

  • A clear quote with everything listed
  • Cooked on the day, low and slow
  • Our staff serve and clear
  • Fresh carving at the serving station

Take a look at how we price or the cost guide.

Catered or do it yourself?

Timing is the tricky part of roasting your own: a big roast takes hours and must be cooked thoroughly. If you’d rather not worry about it, let us cook.

Roasting a whole hog yourself is possible, but it takes hours of attention, from early set-up to carving at the end. With us catering, you get to be a host, not a cook.

Kettle Corner questions

Could you cook in Quarry Wood?

Only with permission from the park’s owner, generally the council, and many parks don’t allow cooking. Ask them first.

Is Kettle Corner close to London?

About 30 miles from central London, and well within our area.

Do you serve the food?

No need for your own staff: we carve, serve and tidy up.

Do December dates go quickly?

As early as possible, especially for Fridays and Saturdays. Ask as soon as you know your date.

How soon do you get booked up?

Summer Saturdays and December book up first. Quieter dates can frequently be booked at shorter notice. Ask and we will check.

Do you bring plates?

We supply plates as standard. China is available at an extra cost.

Can we hire the machine and cook it ourselves?

Yes, for confident cooks. Ask and we will talk you through it.

Do you need lighting?

After dark, the serving area and the path to it need lighting. Let us know what lighting the venue has.

Space, access and the venue

The roaster needs the right spot, because it cooks outside for several hours, so a few things are worth checking:

  • Firm ground rather than soft lawn
  • Space away from buildings, marquees and trees
  • A level spot outdoors with lighting nearby

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise before booking.

From the roaster

  • Salads
  • Roast turkey
  • Halloumi skewers (V)
  • Vegan option (Ve)
  • Roast potatoes
  • Crackling
  • Stuffing and apple sauce
  • Rotisserie chicken
  • Hog roast rolls

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Christmas catering near Kettle Corner

Kettle Corner is about 3 miles west of Maidstone, in Kent. Kettle Corner is well within our area for Christmas parties and the places nearby. Kettle Corner is one of 922 places in Kent where we cater. Our bookings stretch from Kettle Corner to Canterbury (about 27 miles away).

Train travellers will want to know that the nearest station is East Farleigh station, about 0.7 miles east. PTA Christmas fairs, for a school such as Barming Primary School, suit a hog roast. Kettle Corner is within about 8 miles of the Kent Downs National Landscape; in winter, rural routes need a bit more planning.

Here we cover the ME15 postcode area, and we can cater your Christmas party anywhere in it. That could mean a Christmas party in a garden on St Helens Lane and Lower Road, as long as there is somewhere outside to cook. Close by, we cover Christmas parties in Hoppers Corner (1 mile south-west), Barming Heath (1 mile north-west), Farleigh Green (1 mile south-west), East Farleigh (1 mile east) and West Farleigh (1 mile south-west). Larger places within reach include Maidstone (3 miles east), Sittingbourne (13 miles north-east), Sevenoaks (12 miles west), Royal Tunbridge Wells (12 miles south-west), Gravesend (13 miles north) and Tonbridge (9 miles south-west).

Well-known places in the area include Fremlin Walk (2.5 miles north-east) and Oakwood Hospital (1.1 miles north-east). The countryside around Kettle Corner includes Boxley Hills.

  • Nearby schools include Oakwood Park Grammar School (1.6 miles north-east)
  • Nearby, you’ll find The Bull Inn (0.5 miles north)
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Allergies and dietary needs

Rolls and stuffing typically contain gluten, so ask for gluten-free rolls if you need them. A few more tips:

  • Stuffing generally contains gluten, so check the allergen list
  • Tell us about vegetarians and vegans
  • Request gluten-free rolls
  • Label alternatives clearly

Give us a contact for the evening.

Add roast potatoes for a festive plate.

The menu, dish by dish

Vegan burger or sausage (Ve)

For vegans, there is a vegan burger or sausage in a roll, so everyone has something hot.

Halloumi and vegetable skewers (V)

Vegetarians get halloumi and vegetable skewers, so they get something hot and satisfying too.

How it works

When we arrive, we set up the roaster on the agreed spot, put the cover up and start the roast. It then roasts slowly for several hours, timed so it’s ready when you want to eat. A lunchtime Christmas party in Kettle Corner is the only one in good daylight, as it is dark by about 3:50pm, so evening parties need lights and shelter.

  1. Book early for December.
  2. You get a quote with the menu.
  3. We set up under cover in daylight.
  4. We serve pork, turkey and sides.
  5. We clear the serving area and go.

Getting ready for the day

  • Let us know about tight access
  • Plan somewhere sheltered for people to eat if it rains
  • Choose a level, open spot outdoors for the roaster

How to get a price

Every quote lists the menu, the serving time, staff and plates, so it is easy to compare like for like. Send us your details through our quote form.

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  • Roasted on site for several hours, outdoors under cover
  • Our chef carves the pork, with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling on the side
  • Options beyond pork, including lamb, chicken and vegetarian dishes
  • Staff to serve at the agreed time, then clear away

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