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Christmas Hog Roast for Staines-upon-Thames

Planning a hog roast for your Christmas party in Staines-upon-Thames? The roaster comes to your venue, home or workplace and cooks under cover and carve when you’re ready to eat.

  • December open days
  • Christmas fairs
  • Boxing Day and New Year gatherings

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Slow-roasted pork in Staines-upon-Thames

How we price a hog roast for your Christmas party

The price comes down to:

  • How many people are eating
  • Which meats and sides you choose
  • Access to the cooking area
  • The serving time and how long we’re on site

Compare like for like: the menu, sides, service time, staffing, crockery and travel. The cheapest quote is not always the best value.

Details that help

For a quick, accurate price, send us:

  • The date and time of the event
  • The venue or postcode
  • Which meats and sides you’d like
  • Any dietary needs or allergies

Tell us your date, venue or postcode and roughly how many people, plus when you’d like to eat. We will confirm availability and send a price. Use our quote form.

About our Christmas hog roast in Staines-upon-Thames

At a Christmas fair or lights switch-on in Staines-upon-Thames, a hog roast draws a queue: hot food in the hand on a cold evening. For winter open days and sports club Christmas do’s, we’ll put together a menu of apple sauce, roast turkey and hog roast rolls and more.

For a festive get-together in Staines-upon-Thames, hot pork and turkey make a change from the usual. Plan lighting and a short route from the roaster to the party. We bring plates as standard, with china available if you’d like it, at an extra cost.

A golden roast turkey on a roasting rack
Area
Staines-upon-Thames (TW18, TW20, TW19)
County
Surrey
Menu
Hog roast rolls, stuffing, apple sauce, crackling
Also available
Chicken, lamb, halloumi skewers and a vegan option
Quote
Ask us for a quote
Last updated
27 October 2026

Working with your venue

If you’re a venue or event planner, we are happy to work alongside your team, sharing timings and a site plan.

Planning on behalf of a committee? One clear contact makes everything easier, particularly when timings shift.

Planning the cooking spot

The roaster needs space, cover and a safe distance from anything that could catch the heat. Before booking, check:

  • Space away from buildings, marquees and trees
  • Parking near the cooking area
  • Lighting on the path from the party to the serving area

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise before booking.

What we serve

  • Rotisserie chicken
  • Vegan option (Ve)
  • Hog roast rolls
  • Crackling
  • Halloumi skewers (V)
  • Salads
  • Stuffing and apple sauce
  • Roast potatoes
  • Roast turkey

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The menu, dish by dish

Halloumi and vegetable skewers (V)

Our vegetarian option is halloumi and vegetable skewers: grilled halloumi with vegetables.

Rotisserie chicken

Golden rotisserie chicken can be served in a roll or on a plate alongside the pork.

Looking after everyone

Some guests will not eat pork, so it’s worth adding an alternative. Helpful tips:

  • Ask about dietary needs when people RSVP
  • Send the allergen list round before the party
  • Ask for gluten-free rolls if needed
  • Find out who’d prefer turkey or chicken

We serve hot rolls on cue, so food goes out straight from the roaster.

Add roast turkey for a traditional Christmas touch.

Why choose a hog roast in Staines-upon-Thames?

Next to a cold Christmas buffet, hot food wins in winter. Numbers make the biggest difference: bigger groups usually cost less per head, because the roaster, staff and travel cost much the same either way.

What you get with us

  • Our staff serve and clear
  • No surprises: everything in writing
  • All the equipment comes with us
  • Served at the time you choose

See how we price or what a hog roast costs.

The process

A hog roast is always cooked outside, on a level, open spot under cover, well clear of walls, tents and trees. We will agree the spot with you beforehand. Christmas parties in Staines-upon-Thames are almost always after dark: sunset is about 3:55pm in December. We bring lighting for the cooking area; the route to it may need lights too.

  1. It starts with your date, venue and rough numbers.
  2. We check the venue and send a price.
  3. We set up under cover in daylight and roast through the afternoon.
  4. The team serves hot rolls at the agreed time.
  5. We tidy up and go, whatever the weather.

Preparing for the day

  • Keep the spot clear of buildings, marquee walls and overhanging branches
  • Check there is a route to wheel the equipment in, without steps
  • Pick a flat, open area outside for cooking

Getting a price

If you are comparing hog roast caterers for Staines-upon-Thames, check what each quote actually includes. Ours lists it clearly. For a quote, use our quote form.

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FAQs for Staines-upon-Thames

How far is Staines-upon-Thames from London?

About 18 miles from central London, and well within our area.

Could you cook in Penton Park?

Only if the landowner, usually the council, allows it. Check with them first, and tell us what they say.

Do we need our own staff?

We carve and serve for you, and we clear up when service is finished.

Is there a non-pork option?

Add lamb, chicken, halloumi and vegetable skewers or a vegan option. Please note we do not offer halal meat.

How early should we book for Christmas?

The earlier the better. Weekdays often have more availability.

How do you work out quantities?

The roast is chosen to suit how many you’re feeding, so tell us your best estimate. The quote sets it out.

Do guests have to eat outside?

We cook outside, but can generally serve indoors if the venue agrees.

Do you need power or water?

Cooking is gas-fired, so no mains power is needed for the roast. A socket nearby is useful for lighting.

Festive bookings around Staines-upon-Thames

Staines-upon-Thames is about 7 miles south-west of Hayes, in Surrey. We bring a hog roast for your Christmas party to Christmas parties anywhere in Staines-upon-Thames, as long as there’s an outdoor spot to cook. We cover all 395 towns and villages in Surrey, from the larger towns to small villages. Our bookings stretch from Staines-upon-Thames to Guildford (13 miles away).

With the A308 and A320 nearby, December journeys to Staines-upon-Thames are straightforward. If you are organising a Christmas fair for a school like Riverbridge Primary School, hot rolls go down well.

For Christmas parties in TW18, TW20 and TW19, we just need to know where the roaster can cook. From High Street, Goring's Square and London Road or a nearby road, we will bring the roaster to you. Being close to the A308 and A320, Staines-upon-Thames is simple for us to get to with the roaster. If your venue is just outside Staines-upon-Thames, we also cover Egham Hythe (1 mile south-west), Penton Hook (2 miles south), Hythe End (2 miles north-west), Egham (2 miles west) and Thorpe (2 miles south-west). Further out, we also cater in Guildford (13 miles south), Woking (8 miles south), Camberley (12 miles south-west), Epsom (12 miles south-east), Ewell (12 miles south-east) and Walton-on-Thames (5 miles south-east).

Other landmarks nearby include Ashford Hospital (1.8 miles north-east) and Spelthorne Museum (0.5 miles north-west). The countryside around Staines-upon-Thames includes Staines Reservoirs and Kempton Park Reservoirs.

  • Local schools include The Magna Carta School (0.7 miles west)
  • Nearby, you will find The Star pub (under half a mile north)
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Why choose Christmas hog roast in Staines-upon-Thames?

We serve and tidy, even on a wet, dark night.

We’re regularly asked to cater a wide mix of occasions near Staines-upon-Thames, such as:

  • Boxing Day and New Year gatherings
  • Office Christmas parties
  • Festive family get-togethers
  • Club and society Christmas parties

For colleagues travelling by train, there’s a station right in Staines-upon-Thames: Staines station.

What your quote should include

  • What crockery is supplied
  • Payment terms and cancellation policy
  • Where the roaster goes and what it needs
  • How long the roast takes and when they’ll arrive

Choosing a hog roast caterer

  • Slow-roasted on site for hours, outdoors at your event
  • Carved to order by our chef, with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
  • Options beyond pork, including lamb, chicken and vegetarian dishes
  • Our team serves at your chosen time and clears up afterwards

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