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Christmas Hog Roast in Whetsted

Planning a hog roast for your Christmas party in Whetsted? The roaster comes to your venue, home or workplace and cooks under cover and our staff serve at the time you choose.

  • Work Christmas parties
  • December open days
  • Year-end thank-yous

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A hog roast near Whetsted

Catered or do it yourself?

Some hosts try a barbecue instead, but someone has to stand at the grill all day. A hog roast cooks in one go and is carved for everyone.

Full catering or machine hire? Catered means we do everything: roasting, carving, serving and clearing. With hire only, you do the cooking yourself.

Christmas hog roast in Whetsted, slow-roasted on site

December is dark early, so we start in daylight and roast into the evening. The cooking area and path need lighting. Whether it’s boxing Day and New Year gatherings and christmas markets, we will put together a menu of roast turkey, crackling and rotisserie chicken and more.

For a Christmas party near Whetsted, firm, lit ground near the house or hall is key. You’ll know what’s included before you book: serving times, the menu, staff and anything else agreed, with no surprises on the day.

A street lit with fairy lights in the trees at a festive market
Location
Whetsted (TN12)
Area hub
Kent
Menu
Pork, crackling, stuffing and apple sauce in rolls
Also available
Chicken, lamb, halloumi skewers and a vegan option
Quotes
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Page updated
26 October 2026

Where the roaster can go in Whetsted

Most gardens, car parks, yards and fields work if a few things are right. Here’s what we look for:

  • Somewhere warm and dry for guests to eat
  • Vehicle access close by
  • Hardstanding if possible in winter

Not sure about the cooking spot? Send us a picture and we will tell you honestly.

Popular choices

  • Salads
  • Vegan option (Ve)
  • Hog roast rolls
  • Crackling
  • Rotisserie chicken
  • Roast turkey
  • Halloumi skewers (V)
  • Roast potatoes
  • Stuffing and apple sauce

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Planners, venues and businesses

Some venues charge a fee if you bring in your own caterer, so it’s worth asking first. We will liaise with them on access and set-up.

For venues and planners, we are happy to work alongside your team.

Why a carved hog roast beats a buffet

Compared with a cold buffet, hot carved meat is far more welcome in December. Cost depends on numbers, menu choices and service time, plus travel and access. Every booking is different, so we quote each one individually.

Why Whetsted hosts choose us

  • Salads, potatoes and coleslaw to go with it
  • Roasted on site, slowly, for hours
  • Planned to your running order
  • Staff to serve, so you don’t have to

Take a look at how we price and the cost guide.

The process

The roaster is gas-fired, so cooking doesn’t depend on mains power. By about 3:55pm in late December, Whetsted is dark. Evening Christmas parties need a well-lit carving station, and a lit path from the door.

  1. Book early for December.
  2. You get a quote with the menu.
  3. We arrive while it’s light and set up under cover.
  4. We serve hot rolls and turkey if you’ve chosen it.
  5. We tidy up and leave.

Preparing for the day

  • Gather dietary requirements early
  • Think about shelter for your guests
  • Confirm numbers ahead of the day

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Busy weekends book up early, so ask early for summer Saturdays and December. Send us your date for a quote: fill in our quote form.

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Common questions in Whetsted

Which station is closest to Whetsted?

Paddock Wood station, about 0.9 miles south-east of the centre.

Is Whetsted close to London?

Roughly 29 miles from the centre of London, and well within our area.

Can you serve inside our office or hall?

Cooking is always outdoors; serving can be indoors.

Is mains power needed?

Not to cook, because the roaster is gas-fired. Let us know what’s on site.

What’s the price?

Numbers, menu and travel decide the price. Send us the details and we’ll quote.

Do you leave the area tidy?

We pack everything away after service, and we take our equipment with us.

How early should we book for Christmas?

As early as possible, especially for Fridays and Saturdays. Ask as soon as you know your date.

How do we prepare?

Only the space and a contact number. Everything for roasting and serving comes with us.

Perfect for your Christmas party in Whetsted

Our staff serve and clear, whatever the weather.

Lots of different events suit a hog roast in Whetsted. Here are some of the most popular:

  • Festive open evenings
  • Year-end thank-yous
  • Sports club Christmas do’s
  • Late-night shopping events

If people are coming by rail, the nearest station is Paddock Wood station, about 0.9 miles south-east.

Before booking anyone

  • What crockery is supplied
  • How long the roast takes and when they’ll arrive
  • Who carves and who serves
  • Payment terms and cancellation policy

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What we serve, dish by dish

Crackling

Long, slow roasting turns the skin into crackling, and there is a piece for everyone who wants it.

Halloumi and vegetable skewers (V)

Vegetarians get halloumi and vegetable skewers, a hot, filling option of their own.

Planning a Christmas party in Whetsted

Whetsted is about 4 miles east of Tonbridge, in Kent. We cover Whetsted and its neighbours for Christmas parties. Whetsted is one of 922 towns and villages in Kent where we cater. Our nearest city page is London, about 29 miles away.

PTA Christmas fairs, for a school such as Paddock Wood Primary School, suit a hog roast. If a church like Five Oak Green Church is running a Christmas fair, hot pork rolls are a welcome sight on a cold evening.

This part of Kent takes in TN12, and we can cater your Christmas party anywhere in it. Neighbouring places where we cater Christmas parties include Five Oak Green (1 mile south-west), Paddock Wood (1 mile south-east), Colt's Hill (1 mile south-west), Capel (2 miles south-west) and Crockhurst Street (2 miles west). We also serve nearby towns such as Maidstone (8 miles north-east), Sevenoaks (10 miles north-west), Royal Tunbridge Wells (6 miles south-west), Tonbridge (4 miles west), Kings Hill (6 miles north) and Foley Park (9 miles north-east).

Well-known places in the area include Tonbridge Castle (4.4 miles west) and Tunbridge Wells Hospital (4.1 miles south-west). The countryside around Whetsted includes Tudeley Woods RSPB reserve.

  • Local schools include Mascalls School (1.6 miles south)
  • Local pubs include The Kings Head pub (0.9 miles south-west)
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Allergies and dietary needs

A hog roast is pork, so plan for anyone who does not eat it. Some ways to look after everyone:

  • Remember stuffing normally contains gluten
  • Halal is not offered, so arrange it separately
  • Send the allergen list round before the party
  • Find out who’d prefer turkey or chicken

Lighting at the serving table matters after dark, and we’ll plan it with you.

Roast turkey can be added.

  • Roasted slowly at your venue, outdoors and under cover
  • Carved to order by our chef, with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
  • Options beyond pork, including lamb, chicken and vegetarian dishes
  • Served by our staff at the time you choose, then cleared away

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