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Hog Roast for a Wake in Green Street Green, Kent

We bring a hog roast for the wake across Green Street Green and Kent, roasting on site and carving to order.

  • Anniversary memorials
  • Wakes at a local club
  • Wakes in village halls

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Slow-roasted pork in Green Street Green

What comes off the roaster

Salads, potatoes and coleslaw

Crunchy coleslaw suits roast pork, while salads and potatoes make a plated meal.

Rotisserie chicken

Rotisserie chicken is a simple, popular alternative to pork, roasted until golden.

Funeral wake catering in Green Street Green, slow-roasted on site

Wakes are frequently arranged at short notice. Contact us as soon as you have a date, and we’ll tell you straight away whether we can help. Typical bookings include remembrance gatherings and wakes at a local club, serving roast pork in rolls or on plates, new potatoes and halloumi skewers.

In a small place like Green Street Green, a wake might be at home, in a barn or at the village hall. Let us know about access. Tell us about dietary needs and allergies when you enquire, and we’ll give you the allergen information for every dish before booking.

Where
Green Street Green (DA2)
Area hub
Kent
Menu
Pork, crackling, stuffing and apple sauce in rolls
Extras
Lamb, chicken, halloumi skewers (V), vegan option (Ve)
Quotes
Ask us for a quote
Updated
26 October 2026
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How it works

Your timings come first. If things run late, a cooked roast can be kept hot for a while, so tell us as soon as plans change. Autumn and winter afternoons in Green Street Green get dark early: about 7:00pm in late September and 3:50pm in December, so a later wake may need lighting outside.

  1. Share the date, place and numbers.
  2. We reply quickly with a price.
  3. We roast quietly during the service.
  4. Food is ready as guests gather.
  5. We clear away discreetly.

How to prepare

  • Let us know about tight access
  • Ask about allergies and dietary needs beforehand
  • Plan a step-free way in for the equipment

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We price every booking individually, because numbers, menu, serving time and travel vary. Tell us about your wake for a quote: send us your details through our quote form.

Tell us about your event

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Prices and what affects them

There’s no fixed price list, since every event is different. What matters most:

  • Menu choices and extras
  • Plates or china
  • How easy it is to reach the spot
  • Travel to Green Street Green

Cost depends on numbers, menu choices and service time, along with distance and how easy the site is. There is no one-size price, so we quote each one individually.

What to tell us

The more we know, the more accurate the quote. Useful details:

  • The address or postcode
  • Anything the venue has asked for
  • Rough numbers
  • Your date and serving time

It is easy to get a price: tell us when, where, how many and what time you’d like to eat. We’ll reply with a clear price and what’s included. Fill in our quote form.

Who books funeral wake catering in Green Street Green?

It is simple, warm, familiar food, which is what people want after a service.

We’re regularly asked to cater a wide mix of occasions near Green Street Green, including:

  • Wakes at a local club
  • Remembrance days
  • Life celebrations
  • Wakes at home

For family travelling by train, the closest railway station is Longfield station, roughly 1.5 miles south-east of the centre.

Comparing caterers

  • VAT, if it applies
  • How they handle allergens and dietary needs
  • What the price includes, item by item
  • Any travel or access charges

How to compare hog roast caterers

Working with your venue

Marquee suppliers normally set distances for cooking equipment, so let them know about the roaster. We will keep the roaster well clear of the marquee.

For venues and planners, we are happy to work alongside your team, sharing timings and a site plan.

Questions from Green Street Green

Do you cater at venues in the Kent Downs National Landscape?

Yes, though some venues in protected landscapes have extra rules for caterers; ask your venue. We’ll work to whatever the site needs.

Is Green Street Green too small for a hog roast?

No, we come to small places too. Tell us about lanes, gates and the ground.

How much will it be?

Every booking is quoted individually, depending on numbers, menu, timings and travel. Tell us about your wake for a quote.

What do people get?

The classic: pork in rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling. Your quote lists any sides and extras.

Can we just hire the roaster?

Yes, we hire out the hog roast machine. We will explain what’s supplied and how it works when we quote.

What happens after service?

Our staff clear up after service, leaving the spot as we found it.

Can you do gluten-free?

Gluten-free rolls are available on request. Ask for the allergen list, as stuffing normally contains gluten.

What if it rains?

Rain doesn’t stop the cooking. A marquee, hall or barn for eating makes all the difference.

Before you choose a spot

Before the day, it helps to think about where the roaster will go. We look for:

  • A level outdoor area
  • A safe distance from the hall
  • One contact on the day

Not sure about the cooking spot? Send us a photo and we’ll tell you honestly.

Popular choices

  • Coleslaw
  • Vegan option (Ve)
  • Hog roast rolls
  • Halloumi skewers (V)
  • Stuffing and apple sauce
  • New potatoes
  • Rotisserie chicken
  • Salads

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Planning for dietary needs

We give full allergen information for every dish. To help:

  • Halal isn’t offered, so arrange it separately
  • Find out who would prefer chicken or a vegetarian option
  • Request gluten-free rolls
  • Ask us to label the vegetarian food

Afterwards we pack up quietly.

China crockery is available on request.

A hog roast or other catering?

Compared with sandwich platters, hot food feels more caring. When comparing prices, compare the same things: menu, sides, serving time, staff, plates and travel. A cheaper headline price can leave things out.

What you get with us

  • Cooked on the day, low and slow
  • We bring everything to cook and serve
  • Carved by our chef in front of your guests
  • Our staff serve and clear

See our prices page or what a hog roast costs.

Green Street Green: halls, homes and travel

Green Street Green is about 3 miles south-east of Dartford, in Kent. From village halls to gardens and fields, wakes around Green Street Green suit a hog roast. We bring hog roasts to all 922 towns and villages across Kent. We cater events right across the region, from Green Street Green to London (17 miles away).

The Kent Downs National Landscape is within about 7 miles of Green Street Green, and rural venues there may have narrow lanes, so tell us about access.

This part of Kent takes in DA2, so your wake can be anywhere in it. Close by, we cover wakes in Grubb Street (1 mile south), Westwood (1 mile east), St Margarets (1 mile west), Bean (1 mile north) and Darenth (1 mile north-west). We also serve nearby towns such as Maidstone (15 miles south-east), Dartford (3 miles north-west), Sevenoaks (10 miles south-west), Gravesend (5 miles east), Tonbridge (15 miles south) and Northfleet (3 miles north-east).

A little further out are Bluewater (1.8 miles north) and Stone Castle (2.1 miles north). Green spaces nearby include Wansunt Pit and Sawyers Lake.

  • Nearby schools include Longfield Academy (1.6 miles south-east)
  • Nearby, you’ll find The Black Horse pub (0.9 miles north)
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  • Cooked where you are, slowly, over several hours outdoors
  • Our chef carves the pork, with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling on the side
  • Options beyond pork, including lamb, chicken and vegetarian dishes
  • Served by our staff at the time you choose, then cleared away

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