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Funeral Wake Catering for Maltman's Hill

We bring a hog roast for the wake across Maltman's Hill and Kent, roasting on site and carving to order.

  • Remembrance days
  • Wakes at a local club
  • Ashes ceremonies

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Funeral wake catering for Maltman's Hill

Occasions we serve in Maltman's Hill

It copes with timings that shift.

Our roaster has been booked for all sorts of events around Maltman's Hill, including:

  • Family get-togethers after a service
  • Church and village hall wakes
  • Pub and club wakes
  • Memorial events

For family travelling by train, the nearest station is Pluckley station, about 1.2 miles east.

Before booking anyone

  • Whether plates or china are included
  • VAT, if it applies
  • Staffing on the day
  • Whether travel is included

Choosing a hog roast caterer

Funeral wake catering in Maltman's Hill, carved to order

Wakes in Maltman's Hill happen at homes, halls, clubs and pubs. Wherever it is, the roaster cooks outdoors under cover, and we serve indoors where the venue allows. Typical bookings include home wakes and remembrance days, serving roast pork in rolls or on plates, salads and apple sauce.

Near Maltman's Hill, wakes are frequently at home or in the hall. Tell us about lanes and the ground. We bring the roaster, the cover and everything we need to cook and serve, and we leave the spot tidy when we go.

Carving slices from a dark, crisp roast joint
Area
Maltman's Hill (TN27)
Area hub
Kent
From the roaster
Roast pork rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
Extras
Spit-roast lamb, rotisserie chicken, vegetarian and vegan options
Quotes
Ask us for a quote
Page updated
26 October 2026

The process

The roaster cooks outdoors, under a gazebo on level ground, well clear of walls, tents and trees. We agree exactly where before the day. Autumn and winter afternoons in Maltman's Hill get dark early: about 7:00pm in late September and 3:50pm in December, so we plan lighting for later gatherings.

  1. Tell us the date, venue and rough numbers.
  2. We confirm availability and send a simple quote.
  3. The roast cooks while you’re at the service.
  4. Food is ready as guests gather.
  5. We clear away discreetly.

Getting ready for the day

  • Plan a step-free way in for the equipment
  • Tell us about narrow gates or side passages
  • Check there is nothing overhead or close by that could catch the heat

How to get a price

Numbers not final yet? Give us your best estimate and we’ll quote on that, then confirm closer to the date. Send us your details through our quote form.

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Related guides

Arranging a wake in Maltman's Hill

Maltman's Hill is about 6 miles west of Ashford, in Kent. We cover Maltman's Hill and its neighbours for wakes. We bring hog roasts to all 922 towns and villages across Kent, from the larger towns to small villages. We cater events right across the region, from Maltman's Hill to Canterbury (about 18 miles away).

This part of Kent takes in TN27, so your wake can be anywhere in it. Nearby, we also cater wakes in Wissenden (1 mile south), Chambers' Green (1 mile east), Pluckley Thorne (2 miles north-east), Fir Toll (2 miles north-east) and Newland Green (2 miles north). We also serve nearby towns such as Maidstone (11 miles north-west), Ashford (6 miles east), Sittingbourne (13 miles north), Faversham (13 miles north-east), Davington (13 miles north-east) and Foley Park (12 miles north-west).

A little further out are Romden Castle (0.7 miles south-west).

Map of Maltman's Hill © OpenStreetMap contributors

Diets, allergies and alternatives

Allergies and dietary needs are easy to manage if we know in advance. Some ideas:

  • Count anyone who doesn’t eat pork
  • Check with family about dietary needs
  • Plates are easier for older guests than rolls
  • Request gluten-free rolls

Our staff are discreet and respectful.

Ask about china, quoted separately.

Why a carved hog roast beats a buffet

Next to sandwiches, hot food feels more caring, especially in colder months. Travel matters for the price: travel is included in your quote, with any London charges listed. Give us the address so the quote is accurate.

Why Maltman's Hill hosts choose us

  • The classics: stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
  • Timed around your day
  • Salads, potatoes and coleslaw to go with it
  • Self-contained: roaster, cover and serving kit

Read our prices page and the cost guide.

Planners, venues and businesses

Marquee hire companies often have rules about cooking near their tents, so let them know about the roaster. The roaster stays a safe distance from the marquee.

Organisers may ask for documents such as a risk assessment or gas safety information. Let us know what your event requires and we’ll tell you what we can send.

What we serve, dish by dish

Stuffing and apple sauce

Sage and onion stuffing and apple sauce are the classic partners, cutting through the richness of the pork.

Halloumi and vegetable skewers (V)

Some guests will be vegetarian, and halloumi skewers give them a proper hot option.

Planning the cooking spot

Planning the cooking spot is the key. A quick checklist:

  • A level spot outdoors for the roaster
  • The venue’s agreement to a gas-fired roaster
  • A safe distance from the hall

If you are unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think before booking.

Popular choices

  • Rotisserie chicken
  • New potatoes
  • Coleslaw
  • Vegan option (Ve)
  • Stuffing and apple sauce
  • Salads
  • Hog roast rolls
  • Halloumi skewers (V)

See the full menu

Maltman's Hill questions

Is Maltman's Hill close to London?

Roughly 42 miles from the centre of London, and we cover it as standard.

Is Maltman's Hill too small for a hog roast?

No, we come to small places too. Tell us about lanes, gates and the ground.

Can you wait?

Name someone we can call and we’ll adjust.

Where does the hog roast go?

Enough level ground outdoors for the roaster and a serving table under cover, and a way to wheel everything in. A picture helps.

Do you offer gluten-free rolls?

Gluten-free rolls are available on request. Stuffing normally contains gluten, so check the allergen information.

Will there be enough to go round?

The roast is chosen to suit how many you’re feeding, so tell us your best estimate. We’ll confirm the menu in the quote.

Can you be flexible on serving time?

Within reason, we can. Give us a contact on the day and we’ll adjust.

Do we need our own staff?

You don’t need anyone else: our chef carves and our team serves and clears.

How we price a hog roast for the wake

Your quote depends on:

  • Time on site
  • Numbers
  • Menu choices and extras
  • Whether you want china

For larger numbers, a hog roast is usually good value, since one roast goes a long way. The menu, extras such as china and the serving time all affect the final price.

Details that help

The more we know, the more accurate the quote. Useful details:

  • The address or postcode
  • The date and when you’d like to eat
  • What the outdoor space is like
  • Any dietary needs or allergies

Getting a quote is simple: date, place, numbers and serving time. You will get a clear quote listing what’s included. Send us your details through our quote form.

  • Roasted on site for several hours, outdoors under cover
  • Carved to order by our chef, with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
  • Lamb, chicken and vegetarian options alongside the pork
  • Staff to serve at the agreed time, then clear away

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