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Hog Roast for a Wake in Penshurst, Kent

Something for nearly everyone: hog roast rolls, lamb, rotisserie chicken, halloumi skewers and a vegan option, plus salads, coleslaw and potatoes. Funeral wake catering in Penshurst.

  • Gatherings after scattering ashes
  • Life celebrations
  • Gatherings after a cremation

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Wakes in Penshurst: venues and practical details

Penshurst is about 5 miles north-west of Royal Tunbridge Wells, in Kent. From village halls to gardens and fields, wakes around Penshurst suit a hog roast. Penshurst is one of 922 places in Kent where we cater. Our bookings stretch from Penshurst to London (26 miles away).

If relatives are coming by rail, Penshurst station is about 1.8 miles away.

This part of Kent takes in TN11. Whether your wake is on High Street, The Warren and Beckets Field or a nearby road, we can set up and roast there. Close by, we cover wakes in Chiddingstone Hoath (2 miles west), Walter's Green (2 miles south), Chiddingstone Causeway (2 miles north), Fordcombe (2 miles south) and Teasley Mead (3 miles south-west). Within a short drive, we also cover Sevenoaks (8 miles north), Royal Tunbridge Wells (5 miles south-east), Tonbridge (5 miles north-east), Kings Hill (12 miles north-east), Paddock Wood (9 miles east) and Southborough (4 miles east).

Well-known places in the area include Tonbridge Cottage Hospital (4.2 miles east) and Chiddingstone Castle (1.8 miles north-west). Open spaces near Penshurst include Broadwater Warren RSPB Reserve and Barden Lake.

  • Pubs nearby include The Leicester Arms Hotel (less than half a mile north-east)
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Funeral wake catering in Penshurst, slow-roasted on site

Some families choose a hog roast because it was a favourite. Let us know if there is anything special and we will try to help. For celebration-of-life gatherings and family get-togethers after a service, we can cook halloumi skewers, new potatoes and rotisserie chicken.

Near Penshurst, wakes are often at home or in the hall. Let us know about access. We plan the timings around your day, working back from when you want to eat.

Where
Penshurst (TN11)
Area hub
Kent
From the roaster
Hog roast rolls, stuffing, apple sauce, crackling
Also available
Chicken, lamb, halloumi skewers and a vegan option
Quote
Ask us for a quote
Last updated
26 October 2026
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What comes off the roaster

Roast pork

Slow-roasted pork is the heart of the menu: carved in front of you, a mix of shoulder and leg, and served hot.

Vegan burger or sausage (Ve)

For vegans, there’s a vegan burger or sausage in a roll, so nobody misses out.

The process

A typical booking goes like this: we arrive, set up under cover and start roasting, the pork cooks slowly for hours, and we carve and serve at the agreed time. Summer evenings in Penshurst stay light until about 9:20pm, so people can spill into the garden.

  1. It starts with the date, venue and when people are expected.
  2. We check the date and the cooking spot, then send a simple quote.
  3. The roast cooks while the service is under way.
  4. Food is ready when people arrive.
  5. We clear away discreetly.

Getting ready for the day

  • Ask about allergies and dietary needs beforehand
  • Check there’s a route to wheel the equipment in, without steps
  • Send final numbers in good time

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Numbers not final yet? Give us your best estimate and we will quote on that, and you can confirm nearer the time. Use our quote form.

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What the cooking area needs

A hog roast cooks outdoors for hours, so the spot matters, and a little planning goes a long way:

  • Clearance from walls and branches
  • Permission from the hall or venue
  • A level outdoor area

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise before you book.

From the roaster

  • New potatoes
  • Stuffing and apple sauce
  • Halloumi skewers (V)
  • Salads
  • Rotisserie chicken
  • Coleslaw
  • Hog roast rolls
  • Vegan option (Ve)

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Working with your venue

If you’re booking for a workplace, check with facilities about gas equipment and vehicle access. We will fit in with site rules.

Some venues add a fee for outside caterers, so it’s worth asking first. We will liaise with them on access and set-up.

Common questions in Penshurst

Is Penshurst too small for a hog roast?

Not at all. We cater in villages and hamlets as well as towns. Let us know about access and the cooking spot.

How far is Penshurst from London?

Roughly 26 miles from the centre of London, and well within our area.

What do we need to organise?

Just the venue, rough numbers and a contact for the day. We bring everything else.

Do you cater in village halls?

Wherever the family gathers, if the roaster can cook outside.

Can we just hire the roaster?

DIY machine hire is available. We will explain what’s supplied and how it works when we quote.

Can you cater in Penshurst?

Yes. We cater across London and the South East, including Penshurst and Kent. Send us the address for a quote.

What space does the roaster need?

A flat, open spot outside, and a way to wheel everything in. Send us a picture if you are unsure.

Do you bring plates?

Plates are included. China is available at an extra cost.

Diets, allergies and alternatives

Allergies and dietary needs are easy to manage if we know in advance. Some ideas:

  • Count anyone who does not eat pork
  • Ask for gluten-free rolls if needed
  • Give us numbers for the alternatives
  • Stuffing generally contains gluten

One contact for the day helps, so the family can focus on guests.

Rotisserie chicken is a good alternative for those who don’t eat pork.

Is a hog roast right for your wake?

Compared with sandwich platters, a hog roast is a warm meal. Published UK guides give a wide range for hog roast catering, from around £10 a head for a basic roll to £20 or more with sides and service. Every event gets its own quote, with everything listed.

Why book our hog roast in Penshurst

  • Crackling for everyone who wants it
  • Timed around your day
  • Choices for people who don’t eat pork
  • Fresh carving at the serving station

Read our pricing and our hog roast cost guide.

What affects the price in Penshurst

We do not use a fixed price list, since every event is different. What matters most:

  • Crockery choices
  • Which meats and sides you choose
  • Access to the cooking area
  • The serving time and how long we’re on site

Weekday and off-season dates can be easier to book, and the menu you choose matters too. Ask us and we’ll suggest the best fit for your budget.

What to tell us

When you enquire, it helps to include:

  • Anything the venue has asked for
  • Any extras, such as lamb, chicken or china
  • Rough numbers
  • Dietary requirements

Getting a quote is simple: date, place, numbers and serving time. We’ll reply with a clear price and what’s included. Use our quote form.

Occasions we serve in Penshurst

There are options for those who do not eat pork.

Here’s what people in Penshurst most frequently book a hog roast for:

  • Wakes at home
  • Family get-togethers after a service
  • Celebration-of-life gatherings
  • Anniversary memorials

Families holding a service at Church of St John the Baptist often gather afterwards at a nearby hall, where the roast can be ready.

What your quote should include

  • Where the roaster goes and what it needs
  • Whether plates or china are included
  • VAT, if it applies
  • Exactly what’s included in the price

Our full booking checklist

  • Slow-roasted on site for hours, outdoors at your event
  • Our chef carves the pork, with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling on the side
  • Not just pork: spit-roast lamb, chicken and vegetarian choices
  • Served when you’re ready, and we tidy the serving area afterwards

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