Kent · England
Hog Roast for a Wake in Puddledock, Kent
Funeral wake catering in Puddledock: a whole hog slow-roasted on site, carved to order and served in soft rolls with crackling.
- Celebration-of-life gatherings
- Remembrance days
- Wakes at a local club
Funeral wake catering in Puddledock
Funeral wake catering in Puddledock, carved to order
A wake in Puddledock is a chance to gather, talk and share a warm meal. A hog roast is simple, hearty food that most people enjoy, and nobody in the family has to cook. On the menu are salads, rotisserie chicken and new potatoes, and we are regularly asked to cater ashes ceremonies and remembrance days.
In rural Puddledock, home or the hall is usual, with the roaster in the yard or garden. Plates come as standard, and china crockery is available on request, quoted separately.
After a funeral in Puddledock
Puddledock is about 1 mile north of Swanley, in Kent. We bring a hog roast for the wake to wakes anywhere in Puddledock, as long as there’s an outdoor spot to cook. We cover all 922 towns and villages in Kent. Our bookings stretch from Puddledock to London (about 13 miles away).
Families holding a service at St Peter frequently gather afterwards at a nearby hall, where the roast can be ready. Puddledock is within about 6 miles of the Kent Downs National Landscape; tell us about access if the wake is somewhere rural.
We bring hog roasts to wakes all over DA2 and BR8. Other places close to Puddledock we cover include Hextable (1 mile south-east), Stonehill Green (1 mile south-west), Joyden's Wood (1 mile north), Wilmington (1 mile north-east) and Swanley Village (1 mile south-east). Further out, we also cater in Dartford (3 miles north-east), Sevenoaks (9 miles south), Gravesend (9 miles east), Northfleet (7 miles east), Kings Hill (14 miles south-east) and Swanscombe (5 miles north-east).
A little further out are West Hill Hospital (2.5 miles north-east) and Eynsford Castle (3.6 miles south-east). Open spaces near Puddledock include Wansunt Pit and Summer Hill.
- Local schools include Hextable School (0.7 miles south)
- Pubs nearby include The Ship pub (within half a mile south-east)
How the day works
Rain doesn’t stop the roast, because we cook under cover. It’s worth planning a sheltered place for people to eat, too. In winter, it’s dark in Puddledock by about 3:50pm, so for an afternoon wake, light near the serving area and the door helps. Summer wakes have daylight well into the evening.
- Share the date, place and rough numbers.
- We check the date and the cooking spot, then send a simple quote.
- We set up and roast while you are at the service.
- Food is ready when people arrive.
- Afterwards we pack up quietly.
Preparing for the day
- Keep the spot clear of buildings, marquee walls and overhanging branches
- Tell us about narrow gates or side passages
- Name a contact for the day
Getting a price
When you’re weighing up caterers, check what each quote actually includes. Ours lists it clearly. For a quote, send us your details through our quote form.
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A hog roast or other catering?
Compared with a venue’s set menu, a hog roast at a hall is often simpler. Compare like for like: the menu, sides, service time, staffing, crockery and travel. The cheapest quote is not always the best value.
What you get with us
- Lamb, chicken and vegetarian options alongside
- We bring everything to cook and serve
- Sides to make it a full meal
- Serving and clearing done for you
Read our pricing and what a hog roast costs.
Towns and villages near Puddledock
What else we do in Puddledock
Events we cater in Puddledock
We serve calmly and clear away discreetly.
Here’s what people in Puddledock most frequently book a hog roast for:
- Remembrance gatherings
- One-year memorials
- Celebration-of-life gatherings
- Family get-togethers after a service
For anyone coming to the funeral by train, Swanley station, about 1.8 miles south, is the nearest station.
Comparing caterers
- Staffing on the day
- Plates, china and cutlery
- Allergen information for every dish
- When they arrive and when the food will be ready
What affects the price in Puddledock
Here’s what affects the price:
- Distance from us
- Time on site
- Which meats and sides you choose
- Plates or china
Cost depends on numbers, menu choices and service time, plus travel and access. Every booking is different, so we quote each one individually.
Getting an accurate quote
We can quote more accurately with a few details. Here’s what to include:
- Any dietary needs or allergies
- Which meats and sides you’d like
- Rough numbers
- Your date and serving time
It is easy to get a price: tell us when, where, how many and what time you’d like to eat. You will get a clear quote listing what’s included. Send us your details through our quote form.
Where the roaster can go in Puddledock
A good cooking spot makes the day run smoothly. Ideally:
- A short route for the equipment
- Space inside for guests
- A level outdoor area
Not sure about the cooking spot? Send us a photo and we will tell you honestly before booking.
On the menu in Puddledock
- Hog roast rolls
- Rotisserie chicken
- Salads
- New potatoes
- Halloumi skewers (V)
- Vegan option (Ve)
- Stuffing and apple sauce
- Coleslaw
Looking after everyone
Standard rolls and stuffing contain gluten, and gluten-free rolls are available on request. Other tips:
- Find out who would prefer chicken or a vegetarian option
- Remember stuffing normally contains gluten
- Plan separately if anyone needs halal food
- Plates are easier for older guests than rolls
If the service runs late, we wait.
Let us know if there is something the person especially liked.
Questions from Puddledock
Which station is closest to Puddledock?
Swanley station, about 1.8 miles south of the centre.
Can you do a hog roast in Dartford Heath?
Only with permission from the park’s owner, typically the council, and many parks do not allow cooking. Check with them first.
What if things run late?
We work back from when you want to eat, and we can hold the roast for a while if the day runs behind.
What do you need from us on the day?
Just the agreed spot and a contact on the day. We bring the roaster, cover and serving kit.
Can the hog roast be cooked indoors?
It cooks outside, under a gazebo, on a level spot. The food can be carried in and served indoors where the venue allows.
Do you clear up?
Our staff clear the serving area, and we take our equipment with us.
How big a hog will we need?
Quantities are based on your numbers, and we will talk it through when we quote.
Can you do something else?
We can add alternatives for those who need them.
What comes off the roaster
Roast pork
Slow-roasted pork is the heart of the menu: carved in front of you, a mix of shoulder and leg, and served hot.
Rolls and gluten-free rolls
Rolls or plates? Rolls are quicker; plates suit a sit-down meal, with gluten-free rolls on request.
For event organisers in Puddledock
Venues often have rules for outside caterers, including where gas cooking is allowed. Ask early, and pass on anything they need from us.
For events on land you do not own, such as a park or field, you will need the landowner’s permission for cooking and vehicles. Sort that first.
- Cooked where you are, slowly, over several hours outdoors
- Carved by our chef into rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
- Lamb, chicken and vegetarian options alongside the pork
- Served by our staff at the time you choose, then cleared away
