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Party Hog Roast in Teasley Mead

We bring a hog roast for your party across Teasley Mead and Kent, cooking slowly at your venue and serving it hot.

  • Wedding anniversaries
  • Reunions
  • Getting-engaged parties

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How our party hog roast works in Teasley Mead

Throwing a party is hard work. A hog roast takes the food off your list: we cook, carve and serve. Whether it’s milestone birthdays and christenings and naming days, we will put together a menu of hog roast rolls, rotisserie chicken and jacket potatoes and more.

A country party near Teasley Mead is perfect for a hog roast: roasted all afternoon and carved on the lawn. Have a covered area for guests in wet weather. We bring the roaster, the cover and everything we need to cook and serve, and we pack away and leave the area as we found it.

A garden decorated with bunting and festoon lights
Where
Teasley Mead (TN3)
Region
Kent
On the menu
Roast pork rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
Also available
Spit-roast lamb, rotisserie chicken, vegetarian and vegan options
Quotes
Contact us for a quote
Last updated
27 October 2026

A closer look at the menu

Roast pork

We carve as we serve, so it stays hot and juicy.

Crackling

Crackling takes hours to get right, which is exactly what a slow hog roast gives it.

What happens on the day

People love watching the carving: the hog is carved in front of your guests, and the crackling is shared out so everyone gets some. By late September, sunset in Teasley Mead is about 7:05pm; by December it is about 3:55pm. Plan lights for the path and the food.

  1. Show us the garden or drive.
  2. We confirm it works and send a quote.
  3. We cook for hours on site.
  4. Our staff serve rolls and sides.
  5. We leave the garden tidy.

How to prepare

  • Think about shelter for your guests
  • Give us a contact number for the day
  • Ensure the cooking area is away from walls, tents and trees

Ask for a quote

It is easy to get a price: date, place, numbers and serving time. We’ll reply with a clear price and what’s included. Fill in our quote form.

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Planning help

What a hog roast costs

Things that change the price:

  • How long the roast and service take
  • Whether you want china
  • How many people are eating
  • Season and day of the week

Distance is part of the price: we include travel in the quote, with any London charges listed. Tell us the exact address for an accurate figure.

What we need to know

The more we know, the more accurate the quote. Useful details:

  • The date and when you’d like to eat
  • Any dietary needs or allergies
  • Any venue rules
  • Your menu choices

Busy weekends book up early, especially summer Saturdays and December Fridays. Tell us your date and we will check it: fill in our quote form.

Diets, allergies and alternatives

With a bit of planning, dietary needs are easier to handle. Here are a few tips:

  • Check the allergen list, as stuffing generally contains gluten
  • Halal isn’t offered, so arrange it separately if needed
  • Collect dietary needs when guests reply
  • Think about children’s portions

Our chef carves and our staff serve at the agreed time, then clear up the serving area.

China crockery is available on request, quoted separately.

Why a carved hog roast beats a buffet

Instead of booking a restaurant, a hog roast at home lets everyone relax in the garden. For larger numbers, a hog roast is generally good value, since one roast goes a long way. Extras, china and longer service add to it.

Why book with us

  • Rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
  • Salads, potatoes and coleslaw to go with it
  • Choices for people who do not eat pork
  • Slow-roasted at your venue, not reheated

Read our pricing and the cost guide.

Occasions we serve in Teasley Mead

You get to enjoy your own party.

Here’s what people in Teasley Mead most often book a hog roast for:

  • Garden parties
  • Close and cul-de-sac parties
  • Retirement celebrations
  • Big family get-togethers

Within reach of Teasley Mead are historic houses such as Groombridge Place (2.4 miles south-east) and Bassetts Manor (2.4 miles south-west). If you are hiring a historic venue for a big birthday, check its rules on outside caterers first.

What to look for in a quote

  • Where the roaster goes and what it needs
  • How dietary needs are handled
  • What the price includes, item by item
  • Who carves and who serves

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Party venues around Teasley Mead

Teasley Mead is about 5 miles west of Royal Tunbridge Wells, in Kent. We cater parties of every size in Teasley Mead. Teasley Mead is one of 922 towns and villages in Kent where we cater. We cater events right across the region, from Teasley Mead to Brighton (about 24 miles away).

Guests arriving by train should know that the closest railway station is Ashurst Kent station, roughly 0.6 miles south-east of the centre. If the day starts at All Saints, the roast can be ready when everyone gets back. Teasley Mead is within about 6 miles of the High Weald National Landscape, so many gardens around here have a great outlook.

We bring hog roasts to parties all over TN3. We can cater a party on streets such as Teasley Mead, Willetts Lane and Carriers Place, as long as there’s somewhere outside to cook. Other places close to Teasley Mead we cover include Ashurst (1 mile south-east), Walter's Green (1 mile north-east), Stone Cross (1 mile east), Fordcombe (1 mile east) and Chiddingstone Hoath (2 miles north). Larger places within reach include Sevenoaks (10 miles north), Royal Tunbridge Wells (5 miles east), Tonbridge (7 miles north-east), Kings Hill (15 miles north-east), Paddock Wood (11 miles east) and Southborough (5 miles east).

Nearby you will also find Bolebroke Castle (2 miles south-west) and Kent and Sussex Hospital (5 miles east). Open spaces near Teasley Mead include Broadwater Warren RSPB Reserve.

  • Pubs nearby include The Sussex Oak Inn (0.9 miles west)
Map of Teasley Mead © OpenStreetMap contributors

For event organisers in Teasley Mead

Some venues charge a fee if you bring in your own caterer, so it’s worth asking first. We will work with the venue on access and the cooking spot.

If you’re planning an event on someone’s behalf, such as a wedding planner, an office manager or a fête committee, tell us who our contact on the day will be. We’ll keep you both updated.

Space, access and the venue

A good cooking spot makes the day run smoothly. Ideally:

  • Clearance from walls, fences and overhanging branches
  • Neighbours warned about the smell
  • Somewhere for us to park nearby

If you’re unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think before booking.

Popular choices

  • Jacket potatoes
  • Salads
  • Coleslaw
  • Hog roast rolls
  • Stuffing and apple sauce
  • Vegan burger or sausage (Ve)
  • Crackling
  • Rotisserie chicken
  • Halloumi skewers (V)

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Your questions about a hog roast for your party in Teasley Mead

Is Teasley Mead close to London?

Roughly 27 miles from the centre of London, and we cover it as standard.

Can you cater after a service at All Saints?

Yes, at a home, hall or venue nearby with an outdoor spot for the roaster. Food is typically served at the reception venue rather than the church. Tell us where you’ll gather.

How far ahead should we book?

Summer Saturdays and December book up first. For other dates, a few weeks can be enough. Ask and we will check.

What about kids?

Generally, yes, so we can plan quantities.

What’s the price?

It depends on numbers, the menu and how long we’re on site. Send us the details and we’ll quote.

Do you do DIY hog roast hire?

We do, if you are happy to roast and carve yourself. Ask and we will talk you through it.

Will the smell bother the neighbours?

Let them know in advance.

Is crockery included?

Plates are included. China is available at an extra cost.

  • Cooked where you are, slowly, over several hours outdoors
  • Our chef carves the pork, with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling on the side
  • Vegetarian and vegan choices, plus lamb or chicken if you like
  • Served by our staff at the time you choose, then cleared away

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