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Care Home Hog Roast for Five Oak Green

Plenty of choice: hog roast rolls, lamb, rotisserie chicken, halloumi skewers and a vegan option, with salads and potatoes on the side. Care home hog roast in Five Oak Green.

  • Retirement community days
  • Open days
  • Day centre lunches

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Care home hog roast for Five Oak Green

Care home hog roast in Five Oak Green, carved to order

We roast outdoors under cover in the garden or car park, on a spot that keeps emergency access clear and away from opening windows. Popular choices include rotisserie chicken, apple sauce and roast potatoes, and we’re frequently booked for thank-you meals for staff and seasonal events.

For a care home near Five Oak Green, tell us about lanes and the drive. We plan the timings around your day, because the roast has to start hours before you eat, so the food is ready at the right moment.

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Area
Five Oak Green (TN12)
County
Kent
On the menu
Pork, crackling, stuffing and apple sauce in rolls
Alongside
Chicken, lamb, halloumi skewers and a vegan option
Quote
Ask us for a quote
Updated
26 October 2026

Space, access and the venue

We need room to cook safely and under cover. Things to check:

  • Flat ground in the grounds
  • Somewhere for residents to eat comfortably
  • Clear of bedroom windows

Not sure about the cooking spot? Send us a picture and we’ll tell you honestly before you book.

On the menu in Five Oak Green

  • Vegan option (Ve)
  • Rotisserie chicken
  • Salads
  • New potatoes
  • Roast pork, carved
  • Roast potatoes
  • Halloumi skewers (V)
  • Stuffing and apple sauce

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Hog roast days near Five Oak Green

Five Oak Green is about 3 miles east of Tonbridge, in Kent. We take a hog roast day to homes, halls, workplaces and venues in Five Oak Green. Five Oak Green is one of 922 towns and villages in Kent where we cater. Our bookings stretch from Five Oak Green to London (about 29 miles away).

For homes that welcome visitors from a church like Five Oak Green Church, a hog roast lunch is an easy way to say thank you. Old photos of Tudeley Woods RSPB reserve can spark conversation during a hog roast day.

For care home events in TN12, we just need to know where the roaster can cook and roughly how many residents. Streets in the area include Oak Road, Nortons Way and Ellis Close, and a care home event on any of them works with a garden, drive or yard for the roaster. Close by, we cover care home events in Capel (1 mile south-west), Colt's Hill (1 mile south), Whetsted (1 mile north-east), Crockhurst Street (1 mile west) and Tudeley Hale (2 miles west). Larger places within reach include Maidstone (9 miles north-east), Sevenoaks (10 miles north-west), Royal Tunbridge Wells (5 miles south-west), Tonbridge (3 miles west), Kings Hill (7 miles north) and Foley Park (10 miles north-east).

Other landmarks nearby include The Hop Farm Museum (2 miles north-east) and Tonbridge Castle (3.6 miles west). The countryside around Five Oak Green includes Tudeley Woods RSPB reserve and Barden Lake.

  • Local schools include Mascalls School (1.8 miles south-east)
  • Local pubs include Queens Head pub (under half a mile east)
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Working with your venue

For events on land you don’t own, such as a park or field, the landowner needs to agree to cooking and vehicles. Sort that first.

Marquee hire companies frequently have rules about cooking near their tents, so let them know about the roaster. We will keep the roaster well clear of the marquee.

Five Oak Green questions

What’s the nearest station to Five Oak Green?

The closest is Paddock Wood station, roughly 1.6 miles away.

Can you do a hog roast in Foal Hurst Wood?

Only if the landowner, normally the council, allows it. Ask them first, and tell us what they say.

What should we sort out beforehand?

Just the agreed spot and a contact on the day. Everything for roasting and serving comes with us.

Is there a non-pork option?

Add lamb, chicken, halloumi and vegetable skewers or a vegan option. We don’t offer halal meat.

Do you cook in the kitchen?

Outdoors under cover, on a level spot clear of emergency access and away from opening windows.

When should we book?

Summer Saturdays and December book up first. Quieter dates can frequently be booked at shorter notice. Ask and we will check.

How do you work out quantities?

We plan quantities from the numbers you give us, and we’ll talk it through when we quote.

What do people get?

Pork, stuffing, apple sauce and crackling in a soft roll. Your quote lists any sides and extras.

What we serve, dish by dish

Halloumi and vegetable skewers (V)

Not everyone eats meat, so halloumi and vegetable skewers make sure they’re not left with just salad.

Salads, potatoes and coleslaw

Crunchy coleslaw suits roast pork, while salads and potatoes make a plated meal.

Why choose care home hog roast in Five Oak Green?

It brings residents, families and staff together.

We’re regularly asked to cater a wide mix of occasions near Five Oak Green, including:

  • Staff thank-you lunches
  • Themed days
  • Day centre events
  • Retirement housing events

Families coming by rail can use the station: the closest railway station is Paddock Wood station, roughly 1.6 miles east of the centre.

Questions to ask before booking

  • Allergen information for every dish
  • Whether plates or china are included
  • What the price includes, item by item
  • How long the roast takes and when they’ll arrive

Our full booking checklist

The process

We get there well ahead of service, since slow roasting can’t be rushed. The smell generally brings people over long before we carve. Winter afternoons in Five Oak Green are short, with sunset at about 3:55pm, so a lunchtime serving suits winter.

  1. The home tells us the date and numbers.
  2. We check the grounds and send a price.
  3. We roast through the morning.
  4. We carve and serve where you choose.
  5. We pack up calmly.

How to prepare

  • Pick a flat, open area outside for cooking
  • Have a covered area for eating in case of rain
  • Plan a step-free way in for the equipment

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A quote from us sets out the menu, timings, staffing and what’s included, so it’s easy to compare like for like. Fill in our quote form.

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Planning help

Prices and what affects them

We work out each quote from:

  • How many people are eating
  • Whether you want china
  • Access to the cooking area
  • The serving time and how long we’re on site

Published UK guides give a wide range for hog roast catering, from around £10 a head for a basic roll to £20 or more with sides and service. Every event gets its own quote, so you know exactly what you are paying for.

Getting an accurate quote

Here’s what we’ll ask:

  • Any venue rules
  • An estimate of numbers
  • The venue or postcode
  • Your date and serving time

Numbers not final yet? A rough figure is fine for a first quote, and you can confirm nearer the time. Fill in our quote form.

Why a carved hog roast beats a buffet

Where residents need modified meals, your kitchen looks after those portions. For larger numbers, a hog roast is normally good value, since one roast goes a long way. The menu, extras such as china and the serving time all affect the final price.

Why book our hog roast in Five Oak Green

  • A choice of salads and potatoes
  • An itemised quote
  • Staff to serve, so you do not have to
  • Carved to order by a chef

Read how we price and what a hog roast costs.

Diets, allergies and alternatives

Rolls and stuffing normally contain gluten, and gluten-free rolls are available on request. Other tips:

  • Request gluten-free rolls
  • Tell us about dietary needs in advance
  • Request thin slices
  • Include staff and visitors in your numbers

Afterwards we tidy up calmly.

Ask about china.

  • Roasted on site for several hours, outdoors under cover
  • Carved to order by our chef, with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
  • Options beyond pork, including lamb, chicken and vegetarian dishes
  • Served by our staff at the time you choose, then cleared away

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