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Christmas Hog Roast in Dartford

Something for nearly everyone: hog roast rolls, lamb, rotisserie chicken, halloumi skewers and a vegan option, plus salads, coleslaw and potatoes. Christmas hog roast in Dartford.

  • Between-Christmas-and-New-Year get-togethers
  • End-of-term celebrations
  • Winter open days

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Christmas hog roast for Dartford

Space, access and the venue

Most gardens, car parks, yards and fields work if a few things are right. Here’s what we look for:

  • A safe distance from anything that could catch the heat
  • Indoor space for eating
  • Vehicle access close by

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise.

On the menu in Dartford

  • Salads
  • Crackling
  • Stuffing and apple sauce
  • Vegan option (Ve)
  • Halloumi skewers (V)
  • Roast turkey
  • Roast potatoes
  • Hog roast rolls
  • Rotisserie chicken

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About our Christmas hog roast in Dartford

Fridays in December go first, so get in touch as soon as you know your date. On the menu are roast turkey, halloumi skewers and crackling, and typical bookings are for family Christmas gatherings and boxing Day and New Year gatherings.

Christmas parties in Dartford are often at workplaces and clubs. We need a lit outdoor spot. We plan the timings around your day, working back from when you want to eat.

Location
Dartford (DA1, DA2, DA5, DA13)
County
Kent
On the menu
Hog roast rolls, stuffing, apple sauce, crackling
Alongside
Lamb, chicken, halloumi skewers (V), vegan option (Ve)
Quote
Contact us for a quote
Last updated
26 October 2026
People in winter coats beside a whole pig roasting outdoors

How the day works

Carving is part of the show: our chef carves the pork in front of the queue, with crackling for everyone who wants it. In December, it is dark in Dartford by about 3:50pm, so plan lighting for any party after mid-afternoon. We start in daylight and cook into the dark.

  1. It starts with your date, venue and rough numbers.
  2. You get a check on the date and the spot, and a quote.
  3. On the day we arrive early and get the roast going.
  4. The team serves hot rolls at the agreed time.
  5. Afterwards we pack up and leave the spot tidy.

Before we arrive

  • Have a level outdoor spot ready
  • Give us a contact number for the day
  • Collect dietary needs and allergies in advance

Getting a price

It is easy to get a price: tell us when, where, how many and what time you’d like to eat. You’ll get a clear quote listing what’s included. Use our quote form.

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Planning help

Who books Christmas hog roast in Dartford?

Hot food on a cold night is always welcome.

We are booked for all kinds of occasions in Dartford and nearby. Popular bookings include:

  • Between-Christmas-and-New-Year get-togethers
  • Year-end thank-yous
  • December open days
  • Winter fairs and markets

If you’re organising a Christmas fair for a school like Dartford Primary Academy, hot rolls go down well.

Questions to ask before you book

  • Arrival time and how long the roast needs
  • Allergen information for every dish
  • Who carves and who serves
  • A clear list of what’s included

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What we serve, dish by dish

Crackling

Crackling is what people queue for: crisp, golden and full of flavour.

Rotisserie chicken

Rotisserie chicken is a simple, popular alternative to pork, turned until the skin is golden.

Dartford questions

How far is Dartford from London?

About 14 miles from central London, and well within our area.

What’s the nearest station to Dartford?

Dartford has its own station: Dartford station.

What comes with the hog roast?

The classic: pork in rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling. Sides and extra meats are listed in your quote.

Do we need our own staff?

No need for your own staff: we carve, serve and tidy up.

Do you do DIY hog roast hire?

Yes, for confident cooks. We’ll explain the details with your quote.

Do you offer gluten-free rolls?

We can provide gluten-free rolls if you ask. Stuffing generally contains gluten, so check the allergen information.

Can you trade at our Christmas fair?

We do. Hot food is always popular at winter fairs.

Can the food be served indoors?

Serving inside is usually fine with the venue’s agreement.

Christmas parties in Dartford: local tips

Dartford is about 14 miles east of London, in Kent. Hosts in Dartford book us for Christmas parties of all sizes. Dartford is one of 922 places in Kent we cover. Our nearest city page is London, about 14 miles away.

For colleagues travelling by train, there is a station right in Dartford: Dartford station. Carol services and Christmas fairs at churches such as Church of the Holy Trinity draw people who are glad of hot food afterwards. The Kent Downs National Landscape is within about 8 miles of Dartford; in winter, rural routes need a bit more planning.

Anywhere in DA1, DA2, DA5 and DA13, we can roast on site for your guests, from busy streets to quiet lanes. Your Christmas party could be at a house on High Street, Market Street and Temple Hill Square or the roads around them, as long as there’s somewhere outside to cook. Dartford is on the A2 and A206, which makes the journey straightforward. Neighbouring places where we cater Christmas parties include Temple Hill (1 mile north), Hawley (1 mile south), Stone (2 miles east), Clement Street (2 miles south) and Darenth (2 miles south-east). Larger places within reach include Sevenoaks (11 miles south), Gravesend (7 miles east), Northfleet (5 miles east), Swanley (4 miles south-west), Kings Hill (14 miles south-east) and Swanscombe (3 miles east). Dartford is one of the larger places we cover in Kent, with plenty of venues for Christmas parties.

Other landmarks nearby include West Hill Hospital (0.6 miles west) and Stone Castle (2.3 miles east). Open spaces near Dartford include Wansunt Pit and Sawyers Lake.

  • Local schools include Leigh Academy (0.7 miles south-east) and Stone Lodge School (1.1 miles east)
  • Nearby, you will find The Rose pub (under half a mile north-west)
  • Other local spots include Colyers (2.9 miles north-west)
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Looking after everyone

Standard rolls and stuffing contain gluten, so ask for gluten-free rolls if you need them. A few more tips:

  • Collect dietary needs with Christmas party sign-ups
  • Ask for gluten-free rolls if needed
  • Send the allergen list round before the party
  • Stuffing generally contains gluten, so check the allergen list

Name someone to meet us, especially for an office party.

Roast potatoes suit a winter menu.

Why choose a hog roast in Dartford?

Mix and match: turkey and pork together. For larger numbers, a hog roast is typically good value, because one whole roast feeds plenty of people. The menu, extras such as china and the serving time all affect the final price.

Why book with us

  • Crackling for everyone who wants it
  • Slow-roasted at your venue, not reheated
  • Carved by our chef in front of your guests
  • Sides to make it a full meal

See how we price or our hog roast cost guide.

Planners, venues and businesses

Marquee suppliers normally set distances for cooking equipment, so let them know about the roaster. We’ll keep the roaster well clear of the marquee.

If you are a venue or event planner, we can fit around your other suppliers, sharing timings and a site plan.

What a hog roast costs

The biggest factors are:

  • How long the roast and service take
  • Site access
  • Travel to Dartford
  • Whether you want china

Published UK guides give a wide range for hog roast catering, from around £10 a head for a basic roll to £20 or more with sides and service. Every event gets its own quote, with everything listed.

What to tell us

The more we know, the more accurate the quote. Useful details:

  • Which meats and sides you’d like
  • A picture of the cooking area
  • Rules from the venue or landowner
  • An estimate of numbers

To get a quote, just send us your date, venue and numbers. A photo of the cooking area helps. Fill in our quote form.

  • Roasted on site for several hours, outdoors under cover
  • Carved by our chef into rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
  • Lamb, chicken and vegetarian options alongside the pork
  • Staff to serve at the agreed time, then clear away

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