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Christmas Hog Roast in Osterley
Treat your guests to slow-roasted pork and crackling at your Christmas party in Osterley. The roast cooks for hours on site, then our chef carves it hot for everyone.
- Christmas lights switch-ons
- End-of-year team celebrations
- Winter fairs and markets
Planning an event in Osterley?
Planners, venues and businesses
Organisers may ask for documents such as a risk assessment or gas safety information. Let us know what your event requires and we’ll tell you what we can send.
If you’re booking for a workplace, ask your facilities team about outside caterers and gas cooking. We’ll fit in with site rules.
Christmas hog roast in Osterley, slow-roasted on site
We plan for winter weather: we cook under cover, and guests eat somewhere warm. Indoors or a heated marquee is ideal. Whether it’s club and society Christmas parties and christmas markets, we can cook halloumi skewers, apple sauce and hog roast rolls and more.
In Osterley, festive bookings tend to be at workplaces and homes. Tell us about lighting and access. The hog is roasted on site at your Christmas party, slowly, over several hours.
- Where
- Osterley (TW7, TW3, TW5)
- Region
- Greater London
- From the roaster
- Roast pork rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
- Extras
- Lamb, chicken, halloumi skewers (V), vegan option (Ve)
- Quote
- Ask us for a quote
- Last updated
- 26 October 2026
Diets, allergies and alternatives
We give full allergen information for every dish. To help:
- Plan separately for anyone who needs halal food
- Collect dietary needs with Christmas party sign-ups
- Label alternatives clearly
- Ask for gluten-free rolls if needed
A cooked roast holds for a while, so tell us about delays.
China crockery is available on request.
FAQs for Osterley
Can you do a hog roast in Inwood Park?
Only with permission from the park’s owner, normally the council, and many parks don’t allow cooking. Ask them first, and tell us what they say.
What if our house in Osterley has no side access?
It depends on access: a rear gate or yard normally works. Send us a photo and we’ll tell you honestly.
How much room do you need?
A flat, open spot outside, and a way to wheel everything in. A photo helps.
Can you roast in the rain?
Rain doesn’t stop the cooking. Somewhere covered for people to eat helps.
Do you bring plates?
We supply plates as standard. China is available at an extra cost.
What happens if it’s dark?
It’s dark before 4pm in December, so we’ll sort lighting together.
Do you do DIY hog roast hire?
Yes, for confident cooks. Ask and we’ll talk you through it.
How big a hog will we need?
Quantities are based on your numbers, and we will confirm everything in writing.
Towns and villages near Osterley
What else we do in Osterley
Christmas parties in Osterley: local tips
Osterley is about 1 mile north of Hounslow, in Greater London. Our roaster is a regular sight at Christmas parties around Osterley. Osterley is one of 764 towns and villages in Greater London where we cater. We cater events right across the region, from Osterley to London (about 11 miles away).
If people are coming by rail, the closest railway station is Isleworth station, roughly 0.9 miles south-east of the centre. A Christmas fair at St Mary's Church is just the kind of event a hog roast suits.
This part of Greater London takes in TW7, TW3 and TW5. Whether your Christmas party is on Jersey Road, Church Road and Gresham Road or a nearby road, we’ll bring the roaster to you. Neighbouring places where we cater Christmas parties include Spring Grove (1 mile south-east), Lampton (1 mile south-west), Norwood Green (1 mile north-west), Gillette Corner (1 mile east) and Woodlands (1 mile south). Larger places within reach include London (11 miles east), City of Westminster (9 miles east), Marylebone (9 miles east), Kensington (6 miles east), St Pancras (10 miles east) and Shoreditch (12 miles east).
A little further out are West Middlesex University Hospital (1.3 miles south-east) and Museum of Army Music (2.1 miles south). Green spaces nearby include Castlebar Hill and Garden Lake.
- Schools near Osterley include Spring Grove Primary School (0.8 miles south)
- Local pubs include The Plough Public House (1 mile north-west)
- Other local spots include Municipal Borough of Heston and Isleworth (1 mile south)
A closer look at the menu
Rolls and gluten-free rolls
Rolls or plates? Rolls are quicker; plates suit a sit-down meal, and gluten-free rolls are available on request.
Stuffing and apple sauce
Sage and onion stuffing and apple sauce are the classic partners, cutting through the richness of the pork.
Why choose a hog roast in Osterley?
You can combine: pork for the crackling fans, turkey for traditionalists. A hog roast is often good value for a crowd, because one whole roast feeds a lot of people. The menu, extras such as china and the serving time all affect the final price.
Why Osterley hosts choose us
- Slow-roasted at your venue, not reheated
- Carved by our chef in front of your guests
- Served at the time you choose
- A choice of salads and potatoes
See how we price and what a hog roast costs.
How it works
A typical booking goes like this: the roaster goes up and the hog goes on, the pork cooks slowly for hours, and our chef carves it when you are ready. Late-December sunset in Osterley comes at about 3:55pm. Evening Christmas parties need a well-lit carving station.
- You tell us your date, venue, numbers and serving time.
- You get a check on the date and the spot, and a quote.
- We set up in daylight and roast into the evening.
- Our chef carves and our staff serve hot food at the agreed time.
- We clear away, even on a dark, wet evening.
Getting ready for the day
- Think about shelter for your guests
- Collect dietary needs and allergies in advance
- Ensure we can wheel the roaster to the spot
Getting a price
Not sure how many to cater for? A rough figure is fine for a first quote, then confirm closer to the date. Use our quote form.
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How we price a hog roast for your Christmas party
A few things make the biggest difference to the price:
- The journey to the venue
- The serving time and how long we’re on site
- Menu choices and extras
- Busy dates such as summer Saturdays
Adding lamb, chicken, extra sides or china changes the price, so each one is itemised. Keeping it simple keeps it affordable.
What to tell us
The more we know, the more accurate the quote. Please include:
- The date and when you’d like to eat
- Your menu choices
- Roughly how many people
- Where the roaster could go, ideally with a picture
To get a quote, just send us your date, venue and numbers. A photo of the cooking area helps. Fill in our quote form.
Perfect for your Christmas party in Osterley
It’s a change from turkey and all the trimmings in a restaurant.
Here’s what people in Osterley most often book a hog roast for:
- Work Christmas parties
- Late-night shopping events
- Festive open evenings
- Winter fairs and markets
A winter fair at a school like Isleworth and Syon School for Boys gets dark early, so hot food is popular.
What your quote should include
- The full menu and the sides
- If the price includes VAT
- What crockery is supplied
- Exactly what’s included in the price
Space, access and the venue
The right spot for the roaster makes everything easier. Ideally:
- A firm surface, as winter grass can be soft
- Lighting on the path from the party to the serving area
- Vehicle access close by
Osterley is in London, within the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and access can be tight: tell us about side or rear access, steps and parking for our vehicle.
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise before you book.
Popular choices
- Stuffing and apple sauce
- Halloumi skewers (V)
- Crackling
- Vegan option (Ve)
- Hog roast rolls
- Roast potatoes
- Salads
- Roast turkey
- Rotisserie chicken
- Cooked where you are, slowly, over several hours outdoors
- Carved to order by our chef, with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
- Lamb, chicken and vegetarian options alongside the pork
- Our team serves at your chosen time and clears up afterwards