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Christmas Party Catering in Thorney, Buckinghamshire

We bring a hog roast for your Christmas party across Thorney and Buckinghamshire, cooking slowly at your venue and serving it hot.

  • Christmas family parties
  • End-of-term celebrations
  • Festive open evenings

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Christmas hog roast for Thorney

Diets, allergies and alternatives

A hog roast is pork, so plan for anyone who doesn’t eat it. Some ways to look after everyone:

  • Remember stuffing normally contains gluten
  • Give us vegetarian and vegan numbers
  • Keep vegetarian food labelled
  • Find out who’d prefer turkey or chicken

We clear away, even on a cold, wet night.

Add roast turkey for a traditional Christmas touch.

About our Christmas hog roast in Thorney

Family gatherings at Christmas can be big, and a hog roast means nobody spends the day cooking. For christmas markets and boxing Day and New Year gatherings, we will put together a menu of roast potatoes, halloumi skewers and roast turkey and more.

Near Thorney, country lanes are dark in winter, so let us know about access and lighting. We bring the people to serve and clear up, so nobody in your party has to serve or tidying up afterwards.

People in winter coats beside a whole pig roasting outdoors
Area
Thorney (SL0)
Region
Buckinghamshire
Menu
Pork, crackling, stuffing and apple sauce in rolls
Extras
Spit-roast lamb, rotisserie chicken, vegetarian and vegan options
Quotes
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Updated
26 October 2026

How it works

Expect a calm, organised set-up. Arrival and serving times are agreed beforehand, use the cooking spot you’ve chosen, and roast, carve and serve without fuss. A lunchtime Christmas party in Thorney is the only one in good daylight, as it is dark by about 3:55pm, so evening parties need lights and shelter.

  1. Ask early for a December date.
  2. We check your venue and send a quote.
  3. We set up under cover in daylight.
  4. We serve pork, turkey and sides.
  5. We clear the serving area and go.

Preparing for the day

  • Give us a contact number for the day
  • Ensure we can wheel the roaster to the spot
  • Have a level outdoor spot ready

How to get a price

For a quote, send us a few details: your date, your venue or postcode, how many people and any menu choices. Use our quote form.

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Planning help

For event organisers in Thorney

Planning on behalf of a committee? One clear contact makes everything easier, especially on the day.

For workplace bookings, ask your facilities team about outside caterers and gas cooking. We will fit in with site rules.

Catered or do it yourself?

We also hire out the hog roast machine for confident cooks. You cook and carve it yourself; we’ll confirm what comes with it when you ask.

Catered or DIY? Catered means we do everything: roasting, carving, serving and clearing. With hire only, you do the cooking yourself.

Planning the cooking spot

The roaster needs the right spot, because it cooks outside for several hours, so a few things are worth checking:

  • A short route for our equipment
  • A level outdoor area that can be lit
  • Hardstanding if possible in winter

Not sure about the cooking spot? Send us a photo and we will tell you honestly before you book.

On the menu in Thorney

  • Halloumi skewers (V)
  • Salads
  • Roast turkey
  • Crackling
  • Hog roast rolls
  • Rotisserie chicken
  • Roast potatoes
  • Vegan option (Ve)
  • Stuffing and apple sauce

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How we price a hog roast for your Christmas party

We don’t use a fixed price list, since every event is different. The main factors are:

  • The date and time of year
  • How easy it is to reach the spot
  • Menu choices and extras
  • Travel to Thorney

Extras such as lamb, chicken, more sides or china crockery add to the cost, so each one is itemised. A simple menu keeps the cost down.

Getting an accurate quote

When you get in touch, please mention:

  • A photo of the cooking area
  • The address or postcode
  • Rough numbers
  • Anything the venue has asked for

Numbers not final yet? Give us your best estimate and we will quote on that, and you can confirm nearer the time. Use our quote form.

A hog roast or other catering?

Next to a winter barbecue, slow roasting suits winter far better. Compare like for like: the menu, sides, service time, staffing, crockery and travel. The cheapest quote isn’t always the best value.

What you get with us

  • Our staff serve and clear
  • Rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
  • Served at the time you choose
  • Carved to order by a chef

Take a look at our prices page or what a hog roast costs.

The menu, dish by dish

Roast pork

Slow-roasted pork is the heart of the menu: carved in front of you, a mix of shoulder and leg, straight from the roaster.

Salads, potatoes and coleslaw

Sides include salads, coleslaw, new potatoes and roast or jacket potatoes, to suit your event.

Thorney: your questions answered

Is Thorney too small for a hog roast?

No, we come to small places too. Tell us about lanes, gates and the ground.

How far is Thorney from London?

Roughly 17 miles from the centre of London.

What about Christmas markets?

Yes, a hog roast is a popular stall at Christmas fairs. Send us the details.

Will there be enough to go round?

We plan quantities from the numbers you give us, and we will confirm everything in writing.

What happens after service?

We clear the serving area and pack away, and leave the area tidy.

Can you roast in the rain?

Rain doesn’t stop the cooking. Somewhere covered for people to eat helps.

Do you bring plates?

Plates are included. You can upgrade to china if you prefer.

Do you serve the food?

Our chef carves and our staff serve, then clear the serving area afterwards.

Thorney in December: what to know

Thorney is about 3 miles south-west of Hillingdon, in Buckinghamshire. We are happy to travel to Thorney for Christmas parties and the places nearby. We bring hog roasts to 263 places in Buckinghamshire. Our nearest city page is London, about 17 miles away.

If you are organising a Christmas fair for a school like St Catherine Catholic Primary School, hot rolls go down well. If people are coming by rail, Iver station is about 0.7 miles away.

Here we cover the SL0 postcode area. For Christmas parties just outside Thorney, we cover West Drayton (1 mile east), Yiewsley (1 mile north-east), Cowley (2 miles north), Uxbridge (3 miles north) and Hillingdon (3 miles north-east). We also serve nearby towns such as High Wycombe (14 miles north-west), Chesham (15 miles north), Marlow (13 miles west), Amersham (13 miles north), Beaconsfield (10 miles north-west) and Chalfont St Peter (8 miles north).

A little further out are The Pavilions (3 miles north) and Hillingdon Hospital (2 miles north-east). Open spaces near Thorney include Uxbridge Moor and Staines Reservoirs.

  • Schools near Thorney include Stockley Academy (1.7 miles north-east)
  • Pubs nearby include The North Star pub (within half a mile west)
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  • Roasted slowly at your venue, outdoors and under cover
  • Freshly carved pork with crackling, stuffing and apple sauce
  • Not just pork: spit-roast lamb, chicken and vegetarian choices
  • Served when you’re ready, and we tidy the serving area afterwards

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