Kent · England
Christmas Hog Roast in Upchurch
We bring a hog roast for your Christmas party across Upchurch and Kent, roasting on site and carving to order.
- Staff Christmas do’s
- Family Christmas gatherings
- Lights switch-on evenings
A hog roast near Upchurch
How our Christmas hog roast works in Upchurch
Roast turkey can join the pork for a traditional touch, with roast potatoes on the side. There are options for people who don’t eat pork. On the menu are apple sauce, rotisserie chicken and hog roast rolls, and typical bookings are for club and society Christmas parties and office Christmas parties.
For a Christmas party near Upchurch, firm, lit ground near the house or hall is key, as fields are frequently soft. We bring the people to serve and clear up, so nobody in your party has to serve or tidying up afterwards.
A closer look at the menu
Vegan burger or sausage (Ve)
Vegan guests can have a vegan burger or sausage, so nobody misses out.
Crackling
For many people, the crackling is the best bit: crisp, golden and full of flavour, straight off the hog.
Space, access and the venue
Planning the cooking spot is the key. A quick checklist:
- A firm surface, as winter grass can be soft
- A level outdoor area that can be lit
- Light by the serving table
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise before booking.
On the menu in Upchurch
- Hog roast rolls
- Roast potatoes
- Rotisserie chicken
- Roast turkey
- Salads
- Crackling
- Stuffing and apple sauce
- Vegan option (Ve)
- Halloumi skewers (V)
Full catering or machine hire?
Some hosts try a barbecue instead, but someone has to stand at the grill all day. With a hog roast, one roast feeds everyone at once.
We also hire out the hog roast machine for confident cooks. You cook and carve it yourself; we will confirm what comes with it when you ask.
Christmas parties in Upchurch: local tips
Upchurch is about 3 miles east of Gillingham, in Kent. We bring a hog roast for your Christmas party to Christmas parties anywhere in Upchurch, as long as there is an outdoor spot to cook. Upchurch is one of 922 places in Kent where we cater. We cater events right across the region, from Upchurch to Canterbury (20 miles away).
Carol services and Christmas fairs at churches such as Church of St Mary the Virgin draw people who are glad of hot food afterwards. Train travellers will want to know that Rainham (Kent) station, about 1.6 miles south-west, is the nearest station. Upchurch is within about 8 miles of the Kent Downs National Landscape; in winter, rural routes need a bit more planning.
Christmas parties anywhere in ME9 and ME8 start with an outdoor spot for the roaster and a serving time. We can cater a Christmas party on streets such as The Street, Crosier Court and Horsham Lane or the roads around them, wherever there is an outdoor spot for the roaster. Nearby, we also cater Christmas parties in Lower Halstow (1 mile east), Breach (1 mile south), Moor Street (1 mile south-west), Lower Rainham (1 mile west) and Newington (2 miles south-east). We also serve nearby towns such as Maidstone (9 miles south-west), Sittingbourne (4 miles south-east), Gravesend (12 miles west), Faversham (11 miles east), Northfleet (14 miles west) and Minster (7 miles north-east).
Nearby you’ll also find Medway Maritime Hospital (4.5 miles west) and Bayford Court (4.8 miles south-east). Within reach you’ll find Bishop Saltings.
- Nearby schools include Leigh Academy Rainham (1.4 miles south-west)
Common questions in Upchurch
Is Upchurch close to London?
About 33 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard.
Which station is closest to Upchurch?
Rainham (Kent) station, about 1.6 miles south-west of the centre.
What if it rains?
The roaster is under cover, so a shower doesn’t stop us. Your guests will want somewhere dry to eat.
Can we have roast turkey?
We can: turkey and pork together suit most Christmas parties.
What’s the price?
It depends on numbers, the menu and how long we are on site. Send us the details and we’ll quote.
How much room do you need?
Roughly the footprint of a gazebo or two, on level ground, well clear of walls, tents and branches. We’ll confirm the space with your quote.
When should we book our Christmas party?
As early as possible, especially for Fridays and Saturdays. Send your date early.
Do you come to Upchurch?
Yes, Upchurch is in our area. Send us the address and we will confirm availability.
Working with your venue
Marquee hire companies often have rules about cooking near their tents, so tell them a hog roast is coming. The roaster stays a safe distance from the marquee.
For venues and planners, we can fit around your other suppliers, sharing timings and a site plan.
The process
We work to your timings. If things run late, we can hold the cooked roast for a while before carving, so keep us posted on the day. Sunset in Upchurch in late December is about 3:50pm, so even a late-afternoon Christmas party needs lighting by the roaster and the serving table. We set up in daylight and roast into the evening.
- Tell us when and where the party is.
- We check the outdoor cooking spot and quote.
- The roast starts in the afternoon.
- We carve and serve hot on cue.
- We pack up, even in the rain.
Getting ready for the day
- Give us final numbers a week or so before
- Keep the spot clear of buildings, marquee walls and overhanging branches
- Plan somewhere sheltered for people to eat if it rains
How to get a price
Getting a quote is simple: tell us when, where, how many and what time you’d like to eat. You will get a clear quote listing what’s included. Use our quote form.
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A hog roast or other catering?
Compared with a traditional sit-down Christmas lunch, a hog roast is more relaxed. Compare like for like: menu, sides, serving time, staff, plates and travel. The cheapest quote is not always the best value.
What you get with us
- Crackling for everyone who wants it
- Our staff serve and clear
- Fresh carving at the serving station
- Planned to your running order
Take a look at how we price or the cost guide.
How we price a hog roast for your Christmas party
A few things make the biggest difference to the price:
- Access to the cooking area
- Menu choices and extras
- Busy dates such as summer Saturdays
- Travel to Upchurch
Weekday and off-season dates can be easier to book, and the menu you choose makes a difference too. Tell us your budget and we’ll suggest what works.
What to tell us
To check availability and the cooking area, tell us:
- The venue or postcode
- Your menu choices
- Allergies we should know about
- Your date and serving time
If you are comparing hog roast caterers for Upchurch, ask each one exactly what’s included. Ours lists it clearly. For a quote, send us your details through our quote form.
Why choose Christmas hog roast in Upchurch?
Rolls suit a mingling party.
In Upchurch and nearby, we cater for all sorts of events. Some of the most common are:
- December open days
- Work Christmas parties
- Society Christmas socials
- Lights switch-on evenings
PTA Christmas fairs, for a school such as Holywell Primary School, suit a hog roast.
What your quote should include
- If the price includes VAT
- Travel and any London charges
- Who carves and who serves
- How they handle allergens and dietary needs
Nearby places to Upchurch
More for events in Upchurch
- Cooked where you are, slowly, over several hours outdoors
- Carved to order by our chef, with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
- Options beyond pork, including lamb, chicken and vegetarian dishes
- Staff to serve at the agreed time, then clear away