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Funeral Wake Catering for Bitchet Green

Funeral wake catering in Bitchet Green: pork roasted slowly for hours at your venue, then carved by our chef into rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling.

  • Gatherings after a cremation
  • Wakes at a local club
  • Celebrations of life

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Slow-roasted pork in Bitchet Green

Where the roaster can go in Bitchet Green

The roaster needs the right spot, because it cooks outside for several hours, and a little planning goes a long way:

  • Space inside for guests
  • Space away from the building and any trees
  • A level outdoor area

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise.

On the menu in Bitchet Green

  • Coleslaw
  • Halloumi skewers (V)
  • Vegan option (Ve)
  • Hog roast rolls
  • Salads
  • Rotisserie chicken
  • Stuffing and apple sauce
  • New potatoes

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Funeral wake catering near Bitchet Green

Wakes in Bitchet Green happen at homes, halls, clubs and pubs. We need an outdoor spot to cook, and we serve indoors where the venue allows. Typical bookings include gatherings at the family home and gatherings after scattering ashes, with new potatoes, rotisserie chicken and roast pork in rolls or on plates.

Near Bitchet Green, wakes are frequently at home or in the hall. Tell us about lanes and the ground. Timings are planned around your wake, working back from when you want to eat.

New potatoes in a ceramic bowl
Where
Bitchet Green (TN15)
Region
Kent
From the roaster
Roast pork rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
Extras
Spit-roast lamb, rotisserie chicken, vegetarian and vegan options
Quote
Quoted for your event
Updated
27 October 2026

Looking after everyone

Standard rolls and stuffing contain gluten, and gluten-free rolls are available on request. Other tips:

  • Remember stuffing normally contains gluten, so check the allergen list
  • Request gluten-free rolls
  • Find out who would prefer chicken or a vegetarian option
  • Older guests may prefer food on plates

We arrive in good time and roast quietly, out of the way of arriving guests.

Gluten-free rolls are available on request.

FAQs for Bitchet Green

Do you cater at venues in the Kent Downs National Landscape?

Yes. Some venues there have rules about cooking and vehicles, so check with yours. We’ll work to whatever the site needs.

What’s the nearest station to Bitchet Green?

The closest is Kemsing station, roughly 2.2 miles away.

Can you cater for vegetarians?

We can add lamb or chicken, plus halloumi skewers for vegetarians and a vegan burger or sausage. Halal meat isn’t something we offer.

Can you roast in the rain?

The roaster is under cover, so a shower does not stop us. Plan somewhere sheltered for eating.

Do you cater in village halls?

Homes, halls, clubs and venues, given an outdoor cooking area.

Will there be enough to go round?

We size the roast to your numbers, so a good estimate matters. We will confirm the menu in the quote.

Can you cater a wake at short notice?

Generally. Contact us as soon as you have a date and we will tell you quickly.

Do you leave the area tidy?

We clear the serving area and pack away, leaving the spot as we found it.

Is a hog roast right for your wake?

Next to a cold buffet, a warm plated meal is more comforting. Numbers make the biggest difference: bigger groups normally cost less per head, since much of the cost is fixed.

Why us?

  • Halloumi skewers and a vegan option too
  • Carved by our chef in front of your guests
  • A choice of salads and potatoes
  • A clear quote with everything listed

See how we price or our hog roast cost guide.

A closer look at the menu

Vegan burger or sausage (Ve)

Let us know numbers for the vegan option, and we’ll plan the vegan burgers or sausages.

Roast pork

The hog roasts slowly for hours, so the meat is tender and juicy, and our chef carves it to order.

For planners, venues and organisers

Event organisers often ask caterers for paperwork such as a risk assessment. Tell us what you need and we will tell you what we can send.

For events on land you do not own, such as a park or field, you will need the landowner’s permission for cooking and vehicles. Get that agreed before booking.

The process

Service is quick once we start carving: the chef carves and the team serves, with the sides served alongside. When everyone has eaten, we clear up and leave the spot tidy. In winter, it is dark in Bitchet Green by about 3:55pm, so an afternoon wake in winter needs lighting by the food. In summer, there’s daylight until about 9:20pm.

  1. Share the date, place and numbers.
  2. We reply quickly with a price.
  3. We roast quietly during the service.
  4. We serve calmly as people arrive.
  5. We clear away discreetly.

Preparing for the day

  • Gather dietary requirements early
  • Plan a step-free way in for the equipment
  • Choose someone to meet us on arrival

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If you’re comparing hog roast caterers for Bitchet Green, ask each one exactly what’s included. Ours lists it clearly. For a quote, send us your details through our quote form.

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Planning the wake in Bitchet Green

If the service runs late, the food waits.

In Bitchet Green and nearby, we cater for all sorts of events. Popular bookings include:

  • Hall gatherings after a service
  • Pub and club wakes
  • Wakes at home
  • Ashes ceremonies

For a service at a church like St Lawrence, choosing a wake venue nearby helps older guests.

Comparing caterers

  • Any travel or access charges
  • The space, cover and access they need
  • What the price includes, item by item
  • Staffing on the day

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Wake catering near Bitchet Green

Bitchet Green is about 3 miles south-east of Sevenoaks, in Kent. We cover wakes in Bitchet Green. Bitchet Green is one of 922 towns and villages in Kent we cover. Our bookings stretch from Bitchet Green to London (22 miles away).

For anyone coming to the funeral by train, Kemsing station is about 2.2 miles away. The Kent Downs National Landscape is within about 6 miles of Bitchet Green; tell us about access if the wake is somewhere rural.

Here we cover the TN15 postcode area, so your wake can be anywhere in it. If your venue is just outside Bitchet Green, we also cover Stone Street (1 mile north-east), Godden Green (1 mile north-west), Ivy Hatch (1 mile east), Budds (1 mile south) and Underriver (1 mile south-west). Within a short drive, we also cover Maidstone (12 miles east), Dartford (12 miles north), Sevenoaks (3 miles north-west), Royal Tunbridge Wells (9 miles south), Gravesend (13 miles north-east) and Tonbridge (5 miles south).

Other landmarks nearby include Sevenoaks Museum (2.3 miles west) and Sevenoaks Hospital (2.8 miles north-west). Open spaces near Bitchet Green include Dryhill Nature Reserve and Barden Lake.

  • Nearby schools include Sevenoaks Preparatory School (0.9 miles west)
Map of Bitchet Green © OpenStreetMap contributors

What affects the price in Bitchet Green

Things that change the price:

  • The menu and extras such as lamb or chicken
  • Crockery choices
  • Access to the cooking area
  • The journey to the venue

Travel matters for the price: we include travel in the quote, with any London charges listed. Give us the address for an accurate figure.

What we need to know

These are the details we need:

  • An estimate of numbers
  • Dietary requirements
  • The address or postcode
  • Your menu choices

We price every booking individually, because numbers, menu, serving time and travel vary. Tell us about your wake for a quote: fill in our quote form.

  • Roasted slowly at your venue, outdoors and under cover
  • Freshly carved pork with crackling, stuffing and apple sauce
  • Lamb, chicken and vegetarian options alongside the pork
  • Served by our staff at the time you choose, then cleared away

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