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Funeral Wake Catering in Brands Hill

We bring a hog roast for the wake across Brands Hill and Slough, cooking slowly at your venue and serving it hot, with our staff looking after the serving.

  • Scattering-of-ashes gatherings
  • Pub and club wakes
  • Celebrations of life

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Slow-roasted pork in Brands Hill

Where the roaster can go in Brands Hill

The right spot for the roaster makes everything easier. Look for:

  • Approval from the landlord or committee
  • One contact on the day
  • Parking close by for our vehicle

Not sure about the cooking spot? Send us a photo and we’ll tell you honestly.

On the menu in Brands Hill

  • Salads
  • Hog roast rolls
  • Halloumi skewers (V)
  • Rotisserie chicken
  • Coleslaw
  • Stuffing and apple sauce
  • Vegan option (Ve)
  • New potatoes

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Funeral wake catering in Brands Hill, carved to order

A wake in Brands Hill is a chance to gather, talk and share a warm meal. Roast pork in a roll or on a plate is comforting and familiar, and it takes the cooking off the family. Typical bookings include memorial events and celebrations of life, serving halloumi skewers, new potatoes and roast pork in rolls or on plates.

In a small place like Brands Hill, a wake might be at home, in a barn or at the village hall. Tell us about lanes and the ground. Everything is cooked on the day, at your venue, slowly, over several hours, then carved fresh for your guests.

Location
Brands Hill (SL3)
Area hub
Slough
Menu
Roast pork rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
Extras
Chicken, lamb, halloumi skewers and a vegan option
Quotes
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Page updated
26 October 2026
Carving slices from a dark, crisp roast joint

Allergies and dietary needs

Some guests won’t eat pork, so it’s worth adding an alternative. Helpful tips:

  • Older guests may prefer food on plates
  • Give us numbers for the alternatives
  • Count anyone who does not eat pork
  • Ask us to label the vegetarian food

We arrive in good time and roast quietly, out of the way of arriving guests.

Rotisserie chicken is a good alternative for those who do not eat pork.

Prices and what affects them

The biggest factors are:

  • Distance from us
  • Site access
  • The menu and extras such as lamb or chicken
  • The serving time and how long we are on site

What you pay covers the meat, the chef and staff, and hours of roasting. A long, slow roast means an early start, and the quote reflects that.

What we need to know

For a quick, accurate price, send us:

  • Your menu choices
  • Where the roaster could go, ideally with a picture
  • Dietary requirements
  • Your date and serving time

We price every booking individually, based on numbers, menu, timings and distance. Ask us for a quote for your wake: use our quote form.

Planning the wake in Brands Hill

It’s simple, warm, familiar food, which is what people want after a service.

Lots of different events suit a hog roast in Brands Hill. Here are some of the most popular:

  • Wakes at home
  • Gatherings at clubs and pubs
  • Celebration-of-life gatherings
  • Family get-togethers after a service

If the funeral is at a church such as Church of St Michael, a hall or home nearby keeps the journey to the wake short.

What to look for in a quote

  • How they handle allergens and dietary needs
  • The space, cover and access they need
  • Exactly what’s included in the price
  • The full menu and the sides

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The menu, dish by dish

Rolls and gluten-free rolls

We can serve in rolls or on plates, and gluten-free rolls are available on request.

Salads, potatoes and coleslaw

Crunchy coleslaw suits roast pork, and salads and new potatoes work well on a plate.

How the day works

A hog roast is always cooked outside, on a level, open spot under cover, well clear of walls, tents and trees. We agree exactly where before the day. Most wakes in Brands Hill are held in the afternoon, so light is rarely a problem, but by late December it’s dark at about 3:55pm.

  1. Tell us the date, venue and rough numbers.
  2. We confirm availability and send a simple quote.
  3. The roast cooks while you are at the service.
  4. We serve calmly as people arrive.
  5. We pack up quietly.

Getting ready for the day

  • Collect dietary needs and allergies in advance
  • Choose a level, open spot outdoors for the roaster
  • Give us final numbers a week or so before

Getting a price

It’s easy to get a price: tell us when, where, how many and what time you’d like to eat. We’ll reply with a clear price and what’s included. Use our quote form.

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Brands Hill: halls, homes and travel

Brands Hill is about 3 miles south-west of West Drayton, in Slough. Planning a hog roast for the wake in Brands Hill? We can help. Brands Hill is one of 31 towns and villages in Slough we cover. Our nearest city page is Guildford, about 16 miles away.

For family travelling by train, the closest railway station is Sunnymeads station, roughly 1.1 miles south-west of the centre.

Anywhere in SL3, we can roast on site for your guests. We also bring hog roasts to wakes in Horton (1 mile south), Colnbrook (1 mile east), Poyle (1 mile east), Sunnymeads (1 mile south-west) and Ditton (1 mile north-west). Further out, we also cater in Slough (4 miles north-west), Cippenham (5 miles north-west), Chalvey (4 miles north-west), Britwell (5 miles north-west), Upton (3 miles north-west) and Burnham (6 miles north-west).

Other landmarks nearby include Windsor Castle (2.8 miles west) and Museum of Eton Life (3.1 miles west). Green spaces nearby include Uxbridge Moor and Staines Reservoirs.

  • Local schools include Langley Grammar School (1.4 miles north)
  • Pubs nearby include The Crown Public House And Attached Barn (0.5 miles south)
Map of Brands Hill © OpenStreetMap contributors

A hog roast compared with other options

A hog roast can sit alongside cakes and tea. Published UK guides give a wide range for hog roast catering, from around £10 a head for a basic roll to £20 or more with sides and service. We quote every event individually, so you know exactly what you are paying for.

Why us?

  • All the equipment comes with us
  • Timed around your day
  • Carved by our chef in front of your guests
  • Salads, potatoes and coleslaw to go with it

Read our pricing and the cost guide.

Your questions about a hog roast for the wake in Brands Hill

What’s the nearest station to Brands Hill?

The closest is Sunnymeads station, roughly 1.1 miles away.

How far is Brands Hill from London?

About 19 miles from central London.

What if it rains?

We cook under a gazebo, so rain is not a problem for the roast. A marquee, hall or barn for eating makes all the difference.

Where can you serve a wake?

Wherever the family gathers, with an outdoor spot for cooking.

Can you do something else?

We can add alternatives for those who need them.

Can you wait?

Give us a contact for the day and we will serve when everyone is there.

Do we need our own staff?

Our chef carves and our staff serve, and we clear up when service is finished.

Do you leave the area tidy?

We pack everything away after service, and we take our equipment with us.

For event organisers in Brands Hill

Planning on behalf of a committee? A single point of contact keeps things simple, particularly when timings shift.

If you are a venue or event planner, we’re happy to work alongside your team, sharing timings and a site plan.

  • Slow-roasted on site for hours, outdoors at your event
  • Carved by our chef into rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
  • Lamb, chicken and vegetarian options alongside the pork
  • Our team serves at your chosen time and clears up afterwards

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