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Funeral Wake Catering in Langton Green

We bring a hog roast for the wake to Langton Green and nearby, roasting on site and carving to order.

  • Remembrance gatherings
  • Ashes ceremonies
  • Gatherings at the family home

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Funeral wake catering in Langton Green

Is a hog roast right for your wake?

If the venue has its own caterer, ask whether outside caterers are allowed. Midweek and quieter months are frequently easier to book, and the menu you choose matters too. Ask us and we will suggest the best fit for your budget.

Why us?

  • Choices for people who don’t eat pork
  • Carved by our chef in front of your guests
  • A clear quote with everything listed
  • Planned to your running order

Take a look at how we price and our hog roast cost guide.

Funeral wake catering near Langton Green

Roast pork with salads, new potatoes and coleslaw makes a proper meal, or rolls keep it simple. There are alternatives for those who do not eat pork. Typical bookings include family meals after a funeral and pub and club wakes, with halloumi skewers, roast pork in rolls or on plates and rotisserie chicken.

In Langton Green, the hall is often where people gather, and its grounds suit the roaster. We plan the timings around your day, working back from when you want to eat, so the food is ready at the right moment.

Carving slices from a dark, crisp roast joint
Location
Langton Green (TN3, TN4)
Region
Kent
On the menu
Roast pork rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
Alongside
Chicken, lamb, halloumi skewers and a vegan option
Price
Quoted for your event
Updated
26 October 2026

For event organisers in Langton Green

For events on land you don’t own, such as a park or field, you will need the landowner’s permission for cooking and vehicles. Get that agreed before booking.

Marquee suppliers typically set distances for cooking equipment, so let them know about the roaster. The roaster stays a safe distance from the marquee.

What happens on the day

The roaster cooks outdoors, under a gazebo on level ground, well clear of walls, tents and trees. We agree exactly where before the day. In winter, it is dark in Langton Green by about 3:55pm, so for an afternoon wake, light near the serving area and the door helps. Summer wakes have daylight well into the evening.

  1. Share the date, place and numbers.
  2. We reply quickly with a price.
  3. The roast cooks while you are at the service.
  4. We serve calmly as people arrive.
  5. We pack up quietly.

How to prepare

  • Think about shelter for your guests
  • Check there is nothing overhead or close by that could catch the heat
  • Ask about allergies and dietary needs beforehand

Ask for a quote

Every quote lists the menu, the serving time, staff and plates, so it is easy to compare like for like. Use our quote form.

Tell us about your event

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What comes off the roaster

Roast pork

Hours of slow roasting make the pork soft and full of flavour, and our chef carves it to order.

Stuffing and apple sauce

Sage and onion stuffing and apple sauce are the classic partners, balancing the rich, salty pork.

Prices and what affects them

We don’t use a fixed price list, because every wake is different. What matters most:

  • Time on site
  • Which meats and sides you choose
  • How many people are eating
  • Access to the cooking area

Published UK guides give a wide range for hog roast catering, from around £10 a head for a basic roll to £20 or more with sides and service. Every event gets its own quote, so you know exactly what you’re paying for.

Details that help

These are the details we need:

  • Rules from the venue or landowner
  • Which meats and sides you’d like
  • An estimate of numbers
  • A picture of the cooking area

Tell us your date, venue or postcode and roughly how many people, plus when you’d like to eat. We’ll confirm availability and send a price. Send us your details through our quote form.

Diets, allergies and alternatives

Tell us about dietary needs early and we’ll help. Some ideas:

  • Ask for gluten-free rolls if needed
  • Plan separately if anyone needs halal food
  • Older guests may prefer food on plates
  • Ask us to label the vegetarian food

We set up quietly and start the roast early, well away from the entrance.

Add chicken as an alternative.

Langton Green: your questions answered

How far is Langton Green from London?

Roughly 29 miles from the centre of London, and we cover it as standard.

Can you cater after a service at Church of All Saints?

Yes, at a nearby hall, home or venue with room to cook outside. Food is normally served at the reception venue rather than the church. Tell us where you’ll gather.

Can you work around our timings?

Because the roast takes hours, we plan from your serving time, and a cooked roast can be held for a while if things run late.

How long does a hog roast take to cook?

Several hours, depending on the size and the weather, which is why we arrive hours ahead. We plan the timings from when you want to eat.

What comes with the hog roast?

Roast pork carved into soft rolls with sage and onion stuffing, apple sauce and crackling. You can add lamb, chicken, vegetarian and vegan options, salads, coleslaw and potatoes.

Do you need power or water?

Cooking is gas-fired, so no mains power is needed for the roast. Power can help with lighting after dark.

What do you need from us on the day?

Just the agreed spot and a contact on the day. We bring the roaster, cover and serving kit.

How much will it be?

It depends on numbers, the menu and how long we’re on site. Send us the details and we’ll quote.

After a funeral in Langton Green

Langton Green is about 2 miles west of Royal Tunbridge Wells, in Kent. A hog roast suits wakes around Langton Green, whatever the venue. We cover 922 places in Kent, from the larger towns to small villages. You can also see our page for Brighton, about 26 miles away.

After a service at Church of All Saints, a wake at a hall or home close by means less travelling for everyone. Langton Green is within about 8 miles of the High Weald National Landscape, and rural venues there may have narrow lanes, so tell us about access.

Wherever your wake is in TN3 and TN4, we can bring the roaster to you, from busy streets to quiet lanes. We can cater a wake on streets such as Ryders, Little Footway and Hazelbank or the roads around them, wherever there is an outdoor spot for the roaster. For wakes just outside Langton Green, we cover Rusthall (1 mile east), Bullingstone (1 mile north), Speldhurst (1 mile north), Poundsbridge (2 miles north) and Stockland Green (2 miles north-east). Within a short drive, we also cover Sevenoaks (10 miles north), Tonbridge (5 miles north-east), Kings Hill (13 miles north-east), Paddock Wood (8 miles east), Southborough (3 miles north-east) and Edenbridge (8 miles north-west).

Well-known places in the area include Bolebroke Castle (4.8 miles west) and The Amelia (2.1 miles east). The countryside around Langton Green includes Broadwater Warren RSPB Reserve and Barden Lake.

  • Local schools include Holmewood House School (0.5 miles south) and Bennett Memorial Diocesan School (1.6 miles north-east)
  • Pubs nearby include The Oak pub (0.7 miles east)
Map of Langton Green © OpenStreetMap contributors

Planning the wake in Langton Green

There are options for those who don’t eat pork.

These are some of the most popular hog roast bookings near Langton Green:

  • Church and village hall wakes
  • Home wakes
  • Remembrance gatherings
  • Pub and club wakes

For anyone coming to the funeral by train, the nearest station is Tunbridge Wells station, about 2.1 miles east.

What to look for in a quote

  • When payments are due and what happens if plans change
  • Whether plates or china are included
  • Arrival time and how long the roast needs
  • A clear list of what’s included

Read the checklist

Planning the cooking spot

A good cooking spot makes the day run smoothly. Look for:

  • One contact on the day
  • Permission from the hall or venue
  • A level spot outdoors for the roaster

If you are unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think before booking.

Popular choices

  • Coleslaw
  • Rotisserie chicken
  • Vegan option (Ve)
  • Salads
  • New potatoes
  • Halloumi skewers (V)
  • Stuffing and apple sauce
  • Hog roast rolls

See the full menu

  • Slow-roasted on site for hours, outdoors at your event
  • Carved by our chef into rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
  • Vegetarian and vegan choices, plus lamb or chicken if you like
  • Served when you’re ready, and we tidy the serving area afterwards

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