Hog roast hire, slow-roasted and carved at your event · London and the South East
Slow-roasted pork with crackling and pulled pork on a wooden board

Milton Keynes · England

Hog Roast Hire for Two Mile Ash

Treat your guests to slow-roasted pork and crackling at your event in Two Mile Ash. The roast cooks for hours on site, then our chef carves it hot for everyone.

  • Christmas parties
  • Wakes
  • Corporate events

Get a quote

Hog roast hire for Two Mile Ash

Hog roast hire in Two Mile Ash, slow-roasted on site

In Two Mile Ash, we cater birthdays, weddings, staff days and fêtes. Whatever the occasion, the format is the same: slow roasting at your venue, then carving and serving. We’re often asked to cater weddings, day or evening and big birthdays and anniversaries, with crackling, coleslaw and hog roast rolls.

Around Two Mile Ash, bookings are frequently at homes, village halls and playing fields. If access is tight, we’ll plan around it. Tell us about dietary needs and allergies when you enquire, and we will tell you exactly what’s in each dish before booking.

Location
Two Mile Ash (MK8, MK13, MK12)
County
Milton Keynes
On the menu
Hog roast rolls, stuffing, apple sauce, crackling
Also available
Spit-roast lamb, rotisserie chicken, vegetarian and vegan options
Quote
Ask us for a quote
Updated
26 October 2026
Pork joints turning on a spit as the crackling crisps

Bringing a hog roast to Two Mile Ash

Two Mile Ash is about 1 mile north-east of Whitehouse, in Milton Keynes. We cover events in Two Mile Ash, as well as the surrounding area. We bring hog roasts to all 73 towns and villages in Milton Keynes, from the larger towns to small villages.

If you’re organising a summer fair for a school like Two Mile Ash School, a hog roast is a crowd-pleaser. Churches such as Church of the Holy Cross rarely have room for a roaster, but a hall or home close by generally does.

This part of Milton Keynes takes in MK8, MK13 and MK12, so your event can be anywhere in it. Streets in the area include The High Street, Norbrek and Garston, and an event on any of them works with a garden, drive or yard for the roaster. Close by, we cover events in Whitehouse (1 mile south-west), Shenley (2 miles south) and Old Wolverton (2 miles north-west). Larger places within reach include Bletchley (4 miles south-east), Newport Pagnell (4 miles north-east), Bletchley and Fenny Stratford (5 miles south-east), Furzton (3 miles south-east), Middleton (4 miles east) and Fenny Stratford (5 miles south-east).

Other landmarks nearby include Milton Keynes University Hospital (2.9 miles east) and Bradwell Motte (0.7 miles north-east). Green spaces nearby include Lodge Lake and Little Linford Wood.

  • Local schools include Watling Academy (1.1 miles south-west)
  • Pubs nearby include The Kensington pub (within half a mile south)
Map of Two Mile Ash © OpenStreetMap contributors

What we serve, dish by dish

Salads, potatoes and coleslaw

Salads, new potatoes, coleslaw and roast or jacket potatoes turn rolls into a full meal.

Stuffing and apple sauce

Sharp, sweet apple sauce and savoury sage and onion stuffing are the traditional pairing. Note that stuffing usually contains gluten.

Working with your venue

If the event is on someone else’s land, the landowner needs to agree to cooking and vehicles. Get that agreed before booking.

If you are organising for someone else, whether you’re a planner, a PA or on a committee, tell us who our contact on the day will be. We’ll keep you both updated.

Before you choose a spot

The right spot for the roaster makes everything easier. Ideally:

  • Cover for your guests in bad weather
  • Permission from the venue or landowner
  • A level patch of lawn, patio or hardstanding

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise before you book.

On the menu in Two Mile Ash

  • Hog roast rolls
  • Apple sauce
  • Roast or jacket potatoes
  • New potatoes
  • Halloumi skewers (V)
  • Rotisserie chicken
  • Vegan burger or sausage (Ve)
  • Spit-roast lamb
  • Stuffing
  • Coleslaw
  • Salads
  • Crackling

Browse the menu

Step by step

Slow roasting is the whole point: hours of gentle heat make the pork soft and juicy while the skin turns into crackling. Then it rests briefly before our chef carves. Evenings in Two Mile Ash stay light until about 9:25pm in June, but by late September sunset is around 7:05pm; after dark, the serving area and the path to it need good lighting.

  1. It starts with your date, venue, numbers and serving time.
  2. You get a check on the date and the spot, and a quote.
  3. We arrive well ahead, put the cover up and get the hog roasting.
  4. Our chef carves to order and our staff serve at the agreed time.
  5. We clear the serving area and pack away.

Preparing for the day

  • Let us know about tight access
  • Choose someone to meet us on arrival
  • Think about shelter for your guests

How to get a price

Every event is quoted on its own, based on numbers, menu, timings and distance. Ask us for a quote for your event: fill in our quote form.

Tell us about your event

Read more

How we price a hog roast

We do not use a fixed price list, since every event is different. The main factors are:

  • Crockery choices
  • Site access
  • Which meats and sides you choose
  • Season and day of the week

Most of the cost is the meat, the staff and the time on site. Slow roasting means we are on site for much of the day, which is built into the price.

Details that help

A few details help us give you an accurate quote. Here’s what’s useful:

  • Your date and serving time
  • The address or postcode
  • What the outdoor space is like
  • Dietary requirements

Planning ahead? Popular dates fill up early, so ask early for summer Saturdays and December. Send us your date for a quote: send us your details through our quote form.

Who books hog roast hire in Two Mile Ash?

Rolls are easy to eat standing up, so it suits informal events, and plates turn it into a proper meal.

Whatever the occasion in Two Mile Ash, a slow roast goes a long way. We are frequently asked to cater:

  • Gatherings after a funeral
  • Weddings and receptions
  • Birthdays and anniversaries
  • Garden parties and barbecues

For anyone arriving by rail, Milton Keynes Central station is about 1.2 miles away.

Before booking anyone

  • If the price includes VAT
  • How they handle allergens and dietary needs
  • Whether travel is included
  • Plates, china and cutlery

How to compare hog roast caterers

Looking after everyone

Most people love a hog roast, but it’s pork. Here’s how to cover everyone:

  • Stuffing normally contains gluten, so check the allergen information
  • Request gluten-free rolls for coeliac guests
  • If anyone needs halal food, plan a separate option
  • Tell us about vegetarians and vegans so we bring enough halloumi skewers and vegan burgers or sausages

We bring the cover, the carving table and the serving kit, so you only need to provide the space.

Prefer to cook yourself? Ask about DIY machine hire.

Questions from Two Mile Ash

Can you cater after a service at Church of the Holy Cross?

Yes, at a home, hall or venue nearby with an outdoor spot for the roaster. Food is usually served at the reception venue rather than the church. Tell us where you will gather.

Is Two Mile Ash close to London?

About 48 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard.

Do you serve the food?

We carve and serve for you, then clear the serving area afterwards.

Do you travel across Milton Keynes?

We cater across Milton Keynes. Ask for a quote.

Do you leave the area tidy?

We clear the serving area and pack away, and leave the area tidy.

What is hog roast hire?

We handle the roasting, carving and serving. Just give us an outdoor spot to cook.

Can you cater in Two Mile Ash?

Yes. We cater across London and the South East, including Two Mile Ash and Milton Keynes. Send us the address for a quote.

Is hog roast hire catered or DIY?

Either: fully catered, where we roast, carve and serve, or DIY machine hire. Most people choose catering.

Catered or do it yourself?

Catered or DIY? With catering, our chef roasts, carves and serves, and our staff clear up. With hire only, you do the cooking yourself.

If you’re confident and want to save on staff, DIY machine hire is an option. You do the roasting and carving; we’ll confirm what comes with it when you ask.

  • Cooked where you are, slowly, over several hours outdoors
  • Carved to order by our chef, with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
  • Lamb, chicken and vegetarian options alongside the pork
  • Served when you’re ready, and we tidy the serving area afterwards

How it works · Our menu · Ask for a quote