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Birthday Hog Roast Hire in Teynham, Kent
We bring a hog roast for your party across Teynham and Kent, cooking slowly at your venue and serving it hot.
- Engagement parties
- Naming ceremonies
- Milestone birthdays
Party hog roast for Teynham
What comes off the roaster
Halloumi and vegetable skewers (V)
For vegetarians, halloumi and vegetable skewers are cooked separately from the meat, a hot, filling option of their own.
Vegan burger or sausage (Ve)
Let us know numbers for the vegan option, and we will bring enough vegan burgers or sausages.
Party hog roast in Teynham, slow-roasted on site
Milestone birthdays call for something special, and a whole hog roasting in the garden is exactly that. The smell sets the mood. For 18th, 21st, 40th, 50th and 60th birthdays and retirement parties, we can cook apple sauce, coleslaw and jacket potatoes for your guests.
Around Teynham, a garden with room to spare is all you need. A hog roast fits right in. Plates come as standard, with china available if you’d like it, at an extra cost.
Catered or do it yourself?
Roasting a whole hog yourself is possible, but it takes hours of attention, from early set-up to carving at the end. With us catering, you get to be a host, not a cook.
Catered or DIY? Catered means we do everything: roasting, carving, serving and clearing. With hire only, you do the cooking yourself.
Hosting a hog roast party in Teynham
Teynham is about 3 miles east of Sittingbourne, in Kent. Parties in Teynham are part of our patch, as well as the surrounding area. Teynham is one of 922 towns and villages in Kent we cover. Our nearest city page is Canterbury, about 13 miles away.
For party guests on the train, there’s a station right in Teynham: Teynham station. If the day starts at Church of St Mary, the roast can be ready when everyone gets back.
Anywhere in ME9, we can bring the roaster to you. That could mean a party in a garden on Station Road, London Road and Belle Friday Close or the roads around them, as long as there is somewhere outside to cook. We also bring hog roasts to parties in Teynham Street (1 mile north-east), Deerton Street (1 mile east), Norton Ash (1 mile south-east), Lewson Street (1 mile south-east) and Tickham (1 mile south). Further out, we also cater in Maidstone (13 miles west), Ashford (13 miles south), Canterbury (13 miles east), Sittingbourne (3 miles west), Whitstable (10 miles east) and Faversham (4 miles east).
Nearby you will also find Bayford Court (2.8 miles west) and Sittingbourne Heritage Museum (2.7 miles west).
- Nearby schools include Sittingbourne Community College (2 miles west)
- Local pubs include The Dover Castle pub (under half a mile south)
How it works
It’s a relaxed, well-organised set-up. Arrival and serving times are agreed beforehand, set up where we have agreed, and get on with roasting and serving. At midsummer, it’s light in Teynham until about 9:15pm, so a garden party can run well into the evening. By late September sunset is around 7:00pm, so plan festoon lights for later parties.
- Show us the garden or drive.
- We check the space and quote.
- We cook for hours on site.
- We serve when you’re ready.
- We clear up so you do not have to.
Getting ready for the day
- Collect dietary needs and allergies in advance
- Check there is nothing overhead or close by that could catch the heat
- Have a level outdoor spot ready
Getting a price
Planning ahead? Popular dates fill up early, so ask early for summer Saturdays and December. Send us your date for a quote: use our quote form.
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Looking after everyone
Standard rolls and stuffing contain gluten, so ask for gluten-free rolls if you need them. A few more tips:
- Halal is not offered, so arrange it separately if needed
- Find out who does not eat pork so we can bring chicken or a vegetarian option
- Let us know roughly how many children
- Ask for gluten-free rolls if anyone needs them
We set up in the agreed spot, leaving the garden to you and your guests.
Ask for gluten-free rolls if needed.
Before you choose a spot
Planning the cooking spot is the key. Check these:
- Space away from the house, fences, sheds and trees
- Space for our vehicle near the drive
- A word with the neighbours
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise before you book.
Popular choices
- Jacket potatoes
- Halloumi skewers (V)
- Salads
- Hog roast rolls
- Rotisserie chicken
- Crackling
- Coleslaw
- Vegan burger or sausage (Ve)
- Stuffing and apple sauce
Your questions about a hog roast for your party in Teynham
Can you cater after a service at Church of St Mary?
Yes, at a home, hall or venue nearby with an outdoor spot for the roaster. Churches rarely have space for a hog roast, so the food is normally elsewhere. Tell us where you’ll gather.
What’s the nearest station to Teynham?
Teynham station, in Teynham itself.
How do you work out quantities?
We size the roast to your numbers, so a good estimate matters. We’ll confirm the menu in the quote.
Can you cook inside a hall or marquee?
The roaster always stays outside, under cover, away from buildings and marquee walls. We can frequently serve indoors if the venue agrees.
What’s the price?
Every booking is quoted individually, depending on numbers, menu, timings and travel. Ask us for a quote.
How do we prepare?
The agreed cooking area, access for our equipment and someone to meet us. We will bring the rest.
Do you do DIY hire for parties?
You can hire the machine. We will explain what’s supplied and how it works.
Do you provide china?
Plates come as standard. If you’d like china, ask and we’ll add it to the quote.
Prices and what affects them
Each price is built from:
- Busy dates such as summer Saturdays
- Menu choices and extras
- Distance from us
- How easy it is to reach the spot
A hog roast is often good value for a crowd, because one whole roast feeds a lot of people. Extras, china and longer service add to it.
Getting an accurate quote
When you enquire, it helps to include:
- Your menu choices
- A photo of the cooking area
- Dietary requirements
- The venue or postcode
For a quote, send us a few details: your date, your venue or postcode, how many people and any menu choices. Use our quote form.
Organising for someone else?
Event organisers often ask caterers for paperwork such as a risk assessment. Tell us what you need and we will confirm what we can provide.
For venues and planners, we can fit around your other suppliers.
Occasions we serve in Teynham
The smell and the carving make it part of the party.
Hosts in Teynham book us for small gatherings and big outdoor days alike. For example:
- Leaving and retirement do’s
- Street parties
- Engagement parties
- Christenings and naming days
Among the historic houses close to Teynham are Belmont House and Gardens (4.4 miles south-east). For most parties, a garden or hall is easier than a historic venue with strict catering rules.
Questions to ask before you book
- Whether VAT is included
- How many staff will carve and serve
- Whether travel is included
- The space, cover and access they need
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Also in Teynham
- Roasted slowly at your venue, outdoors and under cover
- Carved to order by our chef, with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
- Vegetarian and vegan choices, plus lamb or chicken if you like
- Our team serves at your chosen time and clears up afterwards