Hog roast hire, slow-roasted and carved at your event · London and the South East

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Hog roast hire in ME19

We cater in every part of the ME19 postcode district, including Kings Hill, East Malling and West Malling. The hog is slow-roasted on site.

Hog roast catering across ME19

Hog roast hire across ME19

People book a hog roast in ME19 for everything from birthdays to fêtes. Whatever the occasion, the format is the same: a slow roast on site, carved fresh and served by our team. We serve crackling, spit-roast lamb and rotisserie chicken, and we’re often booked for sports clubs and societies and summer garden parties.

Expect a calm, organised set-up. Arrival and serving times are agreed beforehand, use the cooking spot you’ve chosen, and get on with roasting and serving.

  1. You tell us the date, the address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat.
  2. We check the date and the cooking area, then send a quote.
  3. We arrive well ahead, put the cover up and get the hog roasting.
  4. At serving time, the chef carves and the team serves.
  5. Afterwards we clear up and leave the spot tidy.

What you will pay

Adding lamb, chicken, extra sides or china changes the price, so we list each one in the quote. Keeping it simple keeps it affordable.

Why book with us

  • Rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
  • Carved by our chef in front of your guests
  • Planned to your running order
  • Self-contained: roaster, cover and serving kit

Getting a price

Not sure how many to cater for? A rough figure is fine for a first quote, then confirm closer to the date. Send us your details through our quote form.

Landmarks near Kings Hill

Bookings here are often close to The Malling School, Manor Park Country Park and Church of St John the Baptist. Kings Hill’s nearest station is West Malling station, roughly 1.5 miles north-east. Well-known places in the area include Maidstone Hospital (3.4 miles east) and Leybourne Castle (2.3 miles north).

Hog roast hire across ME19

There are 3 towns and 9 villages and hamlets in ME19, so the setting can be anything from Kings Hill, Snodland and East Malling to a quiet hamlet: level ground, access and agreed timings.

Kings Hill: After a service at Church of St John the Baptist, the hog roast can be ready at a nearby hall or house. Thinking of a hog roast in Manor Park Country Park? Cooking in a park needs the owner’s permission, typically the council’s, and many parks do not allow it. Planning an evening hog roast in Kings Hill? Sunset is around 8:50pm in late May, 9:20pm at midsummer and 7:00pm in late September; once it’s dark, we need light at the carving station.

Planning for dietary needs

Rolls and stuffing normally contain gluten, and gluten-free rolls are available on request. Other tips:

  • Collect allergies with your RSVPs
  • If anyone needs halal food, plan a separate option
  • Ask for gluten-free rolls if anyone needs them
  • Ask us to keep the vegetarian food separate and labelled

Slow roasting needs attention, and that is what we are there for. You can get on with your event.

Salads, coleslaw and potatoes make it a full meal.

What affects the price in ME19

We don’t use a fixed price list, since every event is different. What matters most:

  • Access to the cooking area
  • Busy dates such as summer Saturdays
  • Time on site
  • The menu and extras such as lamb or chicken

The price depends on numbers, the menu and how long we serve, along with distance and how easy the site is. Every booking is different, which is why each one gets its own quote.

What to tell us

When you contact us, please mention:

  • The address or postcode
  • An estimate of numbers
  • Any venue rules
  • Your menu choices

Busy weekends book up early, especially summer Saturdays and December Fridays. Send us your date for a quote: use our quote form.

DIY versus a catered hog roast

DIY hire works best when someone in the family loves cooking. For bigger or more formal events, catering takes the pressure off.

A barbecue is the other obvious choice, but someone ends up cooking in batches all afternoon. With a hog roast, one roast feeds everyone at once.

What the cooking area needs

We need room to cook safely and under cover. Things to check:

  • Any venue rules sorted in advance
  • Vehicle access close to the cooking area
  • Nothing overhead that could catch the heat

Why a carved hog roast beats a buffet

Compared with a cold buffet, hot roast pork carved in front of you is a different experience. Buffets can sit out for hours.

What your quote should include

  • How long the roast takes and when they’ll arrive
  • How they handle allergens and dietary needs
  • Any travel or access charges
  • How many staff will carve and serve

Common questions in ME19

Can we hire the machine and cook it ourselves?

DIY machine hire is available. We will explain what’s supplied and how it works when we quote.

Can you be flexible on serving time?

We work back from when you want to eat, and we can hold the roast for a while if the day runs behind.

What’s the price?

Numbers, menu and travel decide the price. Send us the details and we’ll quote.

Do we need a big space?

Frequently, yes, if there’s a level, open spot away from the house and trees, as long as we can get the equipment in. A picture helps us check.

Do you provide china?

We supply plates as standard. You can upgrade to china if you prefer.

When should we book?

As early as you can for summer weekends and December. Quieter dates can frequently be booked at shorter notice. Ask and we will check.

How do you work out quantities?

We size the roast to your numbers, so a good estimate matters. The quote sets it out.

  • Roasted on site for several hours, outdoors under cover
  • Freshly carved pork with crackling, stuffing and apple sauce
  • Vegetarian and vegan choices, plus lamb or chicken if you like
  • Staff to serve at the agreed time, then clear away

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