Hog roast hire, slow-roasted and carved at your event · London and the South East

Kent · England

Hog roast hire in TN17

We cater in every part of the TN17 postcode district, which takes in Cranbrook, Goudhurst and Benenden. The hog is slow-roasted on site.

Planning an event in TN17?

Our hog roast hire in TN17

The smell of roasting pork is half the appeal. We cook at your venue in TN17, low and slow, then serve it in rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling. On the menu are crackling, new potatoes and spit-roast lamb, and typical bookings are for birthdays and anniversaries and christmas parties.

We get there well ahead of service, because a whole hog takes hours to roast. Your guests will smell it long before they see it.

  1. Send us your date, numbers and address.
  2. We look at the cooking area and send a price.
  3. We arrive early, set up under cover and start roasting.
  4. The chef carves and the team fills rolls or plates.
  5. We clear up and go.

What you’ll pay

Weekday and off-season dates can be easier to book, and the menu you choose makes a difference too. Ask us and we will suggest the best fit for your budget.

Why book our hog roast

  • Self-contained: roaster, cover and serving kit
  • Crackling for everyone who wants it
  • Our staff serve and clear
  • Fresh carving at the serving station

How to get a price

If you’re comparing hog roast caterers for TN17, check what each quote actually includes. We spell it out in ours. To get yours, use our quote form.

Local landmarks in Cranbrook

Bookings here are often close to The Crown Public House, Crane Valley and Cranbrook School. Nearby too are Congregational Church (within half a mile north) and Cranbrook Church of England Primary School (under half a mile north). Other landmarks nearby include Sissinghurst Castle (2.5 miles north-east) and Benenden Hospital (3.6 miles east).

Hog roast hire across TN17

There are 3 towns and 27 villages and hamlets in TN17, so the setting can be anything from Cranbrook, Goudhurst and Benenden to a quiet hamlet: a level outdoor spot, a way in and a plan. Parts of TN17 are within a few miles of the High Weald National Landscape, so check venue rules on outside caterers for countryside events.

Cranbrook: If you are gathering after a service at a church like Congregational Church, a nearby hall or garden suits a hog roast. School fairs and fundraisers, for a school such as Cranbrook School, can book a hog roast stall. Because the roast takes hours, daylight is worth planning: in Cranbrook, sunset is around 8:50pm in late May and 9:15pm in late June, while in December the light goes at about 3:55pm.

Planners, venues and businesses

Marquee hire companies frequently have rules about cooking near their tents, so let them know about the roaster. We’ll keep the roaster well clear of the marquee.

Some venues add a fee for outside caterers, so it is worth asking first. We will liaise with them on access and set-up.

Why a carved hog roast beats a buffet

Next to a barbecue, one roast feeds everyone at once, so nobody stands at a grill all afternoon. See our guide to hog roast or barbecue.

What your quote should include

  • How many staff will carve and serve
  • A clear list of what’s included
  • Where the roaster goes and what it needs
  • When they arrive and when the food will be ready

Who books hog roast hire?

Slow roasting cannot be faked: tender pork and proper crackling.

A hog roast suits a wide range of occasions. Typical bookings include:

  • Corporate events
  • Gatherings after a funeral
  • Birthdays and anniversaries
  • Weddings, day or evening

What we serve, dish by dish

Roast pork

Our chef carves the pork as it is needed, which keeps it hot and moist right to the last roll.

Spit-roast lamb

Lamb roasted on the spit is a lovely alternative to pork, and handy for anyone who does not eat pork.

Planning the cooking spot

The right spot for the roaster makes everything easier. Ideally:

  • Flat outdoor ground for the roaster and a gazebo
  • A marquee, hall or barn as a wet-weather plan
  • Somewhere nearby to park our vehicle

Questions from TN17

What do people get?

Rolls with roast pork, stuffing, apple sauce and crackling. Extras include lamb, chicken, halloumi skewers, a vegan option, salads and potatoes.

Do you cover the whole of Kent?

All of Kent is in our area. Send us the address and we will quote.

How big a hog will we need?

The roast is chosen to suit how many you are feeding, so tell us your best estimate. The quote sets it out.

What happens after service?

We pack everything away after service, so you’re not left with the mess.

How much does a hog roast cost?

Numbers, menu and travel decide the price. Tell us your date and we’ll send a price.

Is hog roast hire catered or DIY?

We offer full catering and DIY machine hire. Your quote will set out what’s included.

Who serves?

You don’t need anyone else: we carve, serve and tidy up.

  • Roasted on site for several hours, outdoors under cover
  • Carved by our chef into rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
  • Options beyond pork, including lamb, chicken and vegetarian dishes
  • Staff to serve at the agreed time, then clear away

View the menu · How a hog roast works · Request a quote