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Hog Roast for Care Homes in Conyer, Kent

Planning a hog roast day in Conyer? The roaster comes to your venue, home or workplace and cooks under cover and our staff serve at the time you choose.

  • Residents’ themed days
  • Garden fêtes
  • Home anniversaries

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Slow-roasted pork in Conyer

Prices and what affects them

Things that change the price:

  • Menu choices and extras
  • Busy dates such as summer Saturdays
  • Plates or china
  • Access to the cooking area

Most of the cost is the meat, the staff and the time on site. A long, slow roast means an early start, and the quote reflects that.

Getting an accurate quote

To get the best quote, tell us:

  • What the outdoor space is like
  • The date and time of the event
  • Any extras, such as lamb, chicken or china
  • Any venue rules

Planning ahead? Popular dates fill up early, especially summer Saturdays and December Fridays. Send us your date for a quote: send us your details through our quote form.

Care home hog roast in Conyer, slow-roasted on site

Summer fêtes, open days and family days at care homes in Conyer suit a hog roast, with residents, staff and visitors eating together. For family days with visitors and staff appreciation days, we’ll put together a menu of rotisserie chicken, roast potatoes and thinly carved roast pork.

At a rural home near Conyer, access matters so we can plan our route. Our chef carves in front of your residents, so the pork is hot and the crackling is crisp.

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Area
Conyer (ME9)
Region
Kent
Menu
Pork, crackling, stuffing and apple sauce in rolls
Extras
Chicken, lamb, halloumi skewers and a vegan option
Price
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Last updated
26 October 2026

Where the roaster can go in Conyer

Before the day, it helps to think about where the roaster will go. We look for:

  • A level outdoor area
  • Sign-off from management
  • Clear of ambulance and delivery access

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise before booking.

What we serve

  • New potatoes
  • Vegan option (Ve)
  • Salads
  • Roast potatoes
  • Halloumi skewers (V)
  • Roast pork, carved
  • Stuffing and apple sauce
  • Rotisserie chicken

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How the day works

We cook on a gas-fired roaster, so we do not need mains power to cook; a nearby socket helps with lights if service runs into the evening. Winter afternoons in Conyer are short, with sunset at about 3:50pm, so winter hog roast days are best kept to lunchtime.

  1. The home tells us the date and numbers.
  2. We check the grounds and send a price.
  3. The roast starts early.
  4. We serve inside or out.
  5. We clear away quietly.

How to prepare

  • Send final numbers in good time
  • Have a level outdoor spot ready
  • Measure the narrowest gate or passage

Ask for a quote

We price every booking individually, based on numbers, menu, timings and distance. Ask us for a quote for your care home event: send us your details through our quote form.

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Planning help

Allergies and dietary needs

A hog roast is pork, so plan for anyone who doesn’t eat it. Some ways to look after everyone:

  • Share residents’ dietary needs with us in good time
  • Include staff and visitors in your numbers
  • Count residents who need an alternative
  • Stuffing typically contains gluten

We clear away quietly.

Ask about gluten-free rolls.

A closer look at the menu

Halloumi and vegetable skewers (V)

For vegetarians, halloumi and vegetable skewers are cooked separately from the meat, a hot, filling option of their own.

Salads, potatoes and coleslaw

Crunchy coleslaw suits roast pork, while salads and potatoes make a plated meal.

Working with your venue

Marquee hire companies frequently have rules about cooking near their tents, so let them know about the roaster. The roaster stays a safe distance from the marquee.

For events on land you do not own, such as a park or field, the landowner needs to agree to cooking and vehicles. Get that agreed before booking.

Who books care home hog roast in Conyer?

It gives the kitchen team a day off from cooking, while still preparing any modified meals.

Here’s what people in Conyer most often book a hog roast for:

  • Summer fêtes
  • Anniversaries of the home
  • Community open days
  • Days for relatives

Visitors arriving by train should know that Teynham station, about 1.1 miles south, is the nearest station.

Before you book anyone

  • The space, cover and access they need
  • Travel and any London charges
  • If the price includes VAT
  • What crockery is supplied

How to compare hog roast caterers

A hog roast compared with other options

Compared with a barbecue run by staff, we take the cooking off your team. The main driver is numbers: the price per head normally falls as numbers rise, since much of the cost is fixed.

What you get with us

  • Sides to make it a full meal
  • Carved to order by a chef
  • Cooked on the day, low and slow
  • The classics: stuffing, apple sauce and crackling

Take a look at our pricing and what a hog roast costs.

Questions from Conyer

Do you come out to small places like Conyer?

No, we come to small places too. Tell us about lanes, gates and the ground.

How far is Conyer from London?

Roughly 41 miles from the centre of London, and well within our area.

Do you cook in the kitchen?

Always outside, agreed with the manager.

Can visitors eat too?

It works well as a day with families.

Do we need our own staff?

You do not need anyone else: our chef carves and our team serves and clears.

Do you cover Conyer?

Yes. We cater across London and the South East, Conyer and the rest of Kent included. Tell us the venue and we’ll quote.

Is crockery included?

Plates come as standard. If you’d like china, ask and we’ll add it to the quote.

Can we just hire the roaster?

We do, if you’re happy to roast and carve yourself. Ask and we will talk you through it.

Hog roast days near Conyer

Conyer is about 4 miles east of Sittingbourne, in Kent. We bring a hog roast day to care home events anywhere in Conyer, as long as there’s an outdoor spot to cook. We cater all 922 towns and villages in Kent, from the larger towns to small villages. Our nearest city page is Canterbury, about 12 miles away.

If your residents have links with Church of St Mary, a fête or open day together is a nice moment for a hog roast.

Wherever your care home event is in ME9, we can bring the roaster to you. Whether your care home event is on North Quay and Conyer Road or a nearby road, we can set up and roast there. We also bring hog roasts to care home events in Teynham Street (1 mile south-east), Deerton Street (1 mile south-east), Teynham (1 mile south), Norton Ash (2 miles south) and Lewson Street (2 miles south). We also serve nearby towns such as Maidstone (14 miles south-west), Ashford (15 miles south), Canterbury (12 miles south-east), Sittingbourne (4 miles west), Whitstable (9 miles east) and Faversham (4 miles south-east).

Other landmarks nearby include Dolphin Sailing Barge Museum (3.1 miles west) and Castle Rough (2.8 miles west).

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  • Cooked where you are, slowly, over several hours outdoors
  • Freshly carved pork with crackling, stuffing and apple sauce
  • Options beyond pork, including lamb, chicken and vegetarian dishes
  • Served by our staff at the time you choose, then cleared away

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