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Christmas Hog Roast in Conyer
Planning a hog roast for your Christmas party in Conyer? The roaster comes to your venue, home or workplace and cooks under cover and our staff serve at the time you choose.
- End-of-year team celebrations
- Late-night shopping events
- Boxing Day and New Year gatherings
Slow-roasted pork in Conyer
Christmas hog roast in Conyer, carved to order
Festive events of all kinds around Conyer suit a hog roast, from small teams to big crowds. Whether it’s christmas markets and boxing Day and New Year gatherings, we can cook rotisserie chicken, hog roast rolls and apple sauce.
For a Christmas party near Conyer, firm, lit ground near the house or hall is key. We bring the roaster, the cover and everything we need to cook and serve, and we pack away and leave the area as we found it.
Planners, venues and businesses
Organisers may ask for documents such as a risk assessment or gas safety information. Let us know what your event requires and we’ll confirm what we can provide.
Marquee hire companies frequently have rules about cooking near their tents, so tell them a hog roast is coming. The roaster stays a safe distance from the marquee.
Space, access and the venue
The roaster needs the right spot, because it cooks outside for several hours, and a little planning goes a long way:
- Firm ground rather than soft lawn
- A lit route to the food
- Vehicle access close by
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise before booking.
From the roaster
- Stuffing and apple sauce
- Vegan option (Ve)
- Rotisserie chicken
- Roast turkey
- Roast potatoes
- Crackling
- Halloumi skewers (V)
- Hog roast rolls
- Salads
Prices and what affects them
Each booking is quoted on its own, based on a few main things:
- How many people are eating
- Whether you want china
- Busy dates such as summer Saturdays
- Distance from us
Adding lamb, chicken, extra sides or china changes the price, so each one is itemised. Keeping it simple keeps it affordable.
Details that help
These are the details we need:
- Your menu choices
- Anything the venue has asked for
- Rough numbers
- The date and when you’d like to eat
A quote from us sets out the menu, timings, staffing and what’s included, so you can compare caterers fairly. Use our quote form.
A hog roast or other catering?
Next to a cold Christmas buffet, hot food wins in winter. Midweek and quieter months are frequently easier to book, and the menu you choose matters too. Ask us and we’ll suggest the best fit for your budget.
What you get with us
- Serving and clearing done for you
- All the equipment comes with us
- A clear quote with everything listed
- The classics: stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
Read our pricing and the cost guide.
Towns and villages near Conyer
Other occasions in Conyer
Catered or do it yourself?
Full catering or machine hire? Catered means we do everything: roasting, carving, serving and clearing. With hire only, you do the cooking yourself.
The hardest part of a DIY hog roast is timing: a whole hog takes hours, and it needs to be cooked through safely. If that sounds stressful, choose the catered option.
Perfect for your Christmas party in Conyer
It makes a work party feel generous.
Our roaster has been booked for a wide mix of occasions near Conyer, such as:
- Christmas lights switch-ons
- Winter open days
- Sports club Christmas do’s
- Family Christmas gatherings
Christmas fairs at a church such as Church of St Mary can book a hog roast stall.
Comparing caterers
- Exactly what’s included in the price
- How dietary needs are handled
- Plates, china and cutlery
- Travel and any London charges
Planning a Christmas party in Conyer
Conyer is about 4 miles east of Sittingbourne, in Kent. Wherever your Christmas party is in Conyer, we can bring the roaster, as long as there’s an outdoor spot to cook. Conyer is one of 922 places in Kent where we cater. We cater events right across the region, from Conyer to Canterbury (12 miles away).
For anyone getting the train home after the party, Teynham station, about 1.1 miles south, is the nearest station.
Anywhere in ME9, we can roast on site for your guests. Whether your Christmas party is on North Quay and Conyer Road or a nearby road, we can set up and roast there. Neighbouring places where we cater Christmas parties include Teynham Street (1 mile south-east), Deerton Street (1 mile south-east), Teynham (1 mile south), Norton Ash (2 miles south) and Lewson Street (2 miles south). Larger places within reach include Maidstone (14 miles south-west), Ashford (15 miles south), Canterbury (12 miles south-east), Sittingbourne (4 miles west), Whitstable (9 miles east) and Faversham (4 miles south-east).
Well-known places in the area include Dolphin Sailing Barge Museum (3.1 miles west) and Castle Rough (2.8 miles west).
Conyer: your questions answered
Is Conyer close to London?
Roughly 41 miles from the centre of London, and we cover it as standard.
Is Conyer too small for a hog roast?
No, we come to small places too. Let us know about access and the cooking spot.
How much room do you need?
Enough level ground outdoors for the roaster and a serving table under cover, plus a step-free route to wheel the equipment in. Send us a photo if you’re unsure.
Can we just hire the roaster?
Yes, for confident cooks. Ask and we will talk you through it.
Do you leave the area tidy?
We clear the serving area and pack away, and leave the area tidy.
Can you be flexible on serving time?
Within reason, we can. Keep us posted on the day and we will adjust.
Do hog roasts work in winter?
Winter is a great time for a hog roast, as long as guests have shelter.
Can we have roast turkey?
Yes: turkey and pork together suit most Christmas parties.
The menu, dish by dish
Roast turkey
A carved roast turkey makes it feel like Christmas, served alongside the pork and crackling.
Roast pork
The hog roasts slowly for hours, so the meat is tender and juicy, and our chef carves it to order.
The process
Serving is straightforward: the chef carves and the team serves, with the sides served alongside. When everyone has eaten, we clear up and leave the spot tidy. Christmas parties in Conyer are almost always after dark: sunset is about 3:50pm in December. The cooking area is lit; tell us about lighting on the way to it.
- Ask early for a December date.
- You get a quote with the menu.
- We set up under cover in daylight.
- We serve pork, turkey and sides.
- We tidy up and leave.
Preparing for the day
- Plan a step-free way in for the equipment
- Think about shelter for your guests
- Let us know about tight access
Getting a price
Planning ahead? Popular dates fill up early, so ask early for summer Saturdays and December. Tell us your date and we’ll check it: send us your details through our quote form.
Related guides
- Roasted slowly at your venue, outdoors and under cover
- Carved to order by our chef, with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
- Options beyond pork, including lamb, chicken and vegetarian dishes
- Staff to serve at the agreed time, then clear away