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Christmas Hog Roast for Thamesmead

Roasted for hours, carved to order and served hot: a hog roast for your Christmas party in Thamesmead and across Greater London.

  • Office Christmas parties
  • Boxing Day and New Year gatherings
  • End-of-term celebrations

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Christmas hog roast in Thamesmead

Christmas hog roast for your Christmas party in Thamesmead

We plan for winter weather: the roast is under cover; guests need somewhere dry. Indoors or a heated marquee is ideal. We serve apple sauce, crackling and roast potatoes, and we’re regularly asked to cater christmas markets and end-of-year team celebrations.

London Christmas parties in Thamesmead are often at offices, pubs with a courtyard or homes with a garden. Tell us about lighting and access. You will know what’s included before booking: the date, the serving time, the menu and the plates, with no surprises on the day.

Location
Thamesmead (SE28, SE2, DA18)
Area hub
Greater London
Menu
Roast pork rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
Extras
Lamb, chicken, halloumi skewers (V), vegan option (Ve)
Quotes
Ask us for a quote
Page updated
26 October 2026
A pig roast being cooked outside a market stall in winter

Planning the cooking spot

The roaster needs the right spot, because it cooks outside for several hours, so a few things are worth checking:

  • A short route for our equipment
  • A level outdoor area that can be lit
  • A lit route to the food

Thamesmead is in London, within the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and access can be tight: let us know how we reach the cooking spot and where we can park.

Not sure about the cooking spot? Send us a photo and we will tell you honestly.

Popular choices

  • Roast turkey
  • Rotisserie chicken
  • Hog roast rolls
  • Vegan option (Ve)
  • Halloumi skewers (V)
  • Stuffing and apple sauce
  • Crackling
  • Roast potatoes
  • Salads

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Thamesmead: your questions answered

Can you get a hog roast into a London garden in Thamesmead?

Often, if there’s a rear gate, a front garden or a yard we can use. Tell us about steps, gates and parking and we will advise.

Could you cook in Abbey Wood Park?

Only with permission from the park’s owner, normally the council, and many parks do not allow cooking. Ask them first.

How soon do you get booked up?

As early as you can for summer weekends and December. For other dates, a few weeks can be enough. Ask and we will check.

When should we book our Christmas party?

As early as possible, especially for Fridays and Saturdays. Ask as soon as you know your date.

Where does the hog roast go?

Enough level ground outdoors for the roaster and a serving table under cover, plus a step-free route to wheel the equipment in. A picture helps.

What about Christmas markets?

We do Christmas fairs and lights switch-ons. Send us the details.

How long does a hog roast take to cook?

Several hours, depending on the size and the weather, so we arrive well before you want to eat. We work back from your serving time.

What comes with the hog roast?

Roast pork carved into soft rolls with sage and onion stuffing, apple sauce and crackling. You can add lamb, chicken, vegetarian and vegan options, salads, coleslaw and potatoes.

DIY versus a catered hog roast

You could go for a cold buffet, but hot, freshly carved roast pork is a different experience.

Some hosts try a barbecue instead, but someone ends up cooking in batches all afternoon. A hog roast cooks in one go and is carved for everyone.

About the food

Rotisserie chicken

Golden rotisserie chicken goes into rolls or onto plates alongside the pork.

Crackling

Crackling is what people queue for: crisp, golden and full of flavour, straight off the hog.

Organising for someone else?

For venues and planners, we are happy to work alongside your team, sharing timings and a site plan.

If the event is on someone else’s land, the landowner needs to agree to cooking and vehicles. Get that agreed before booking.

Festive bookings around Thamesmead

Thamesmead is about 2 miles north-east of Plumstead, in Greater London. We cover Thamesmead and its neighbours for Christmas parties. We bring hog roasts to all 764 towns and villages across Greater London. We cater events right across the region, from Thamesmead to London (about 10 miles away).

Christmas fairs at a church such as St Paul can book a hog roast stall. For colleagues travelling by train, Abbey Wood station is about 1 mile away.

Wherever your Christmas party is in SE28, SE2 and DA18, we can bring the roaster to you, from busy streets to quiet lanes. We can cater a Christmas party on streets such as Attlee Road, Aisher Road and Carlyle Road, wherever there’s an outdoor spot for the roaster. We also bring hog roasts to Christmas parties in Crossness (1 mile south-east), Dagenham Dock (1 mile north-east), Barking Riverside (1 mile north-west), Thames View Estate (2 miles north-west) and Hornchurch Marshes (2 miles north-east). Within a short drive, we also cover London (10 miles west), City of Westminster (12 miles west), Marylebone (12 miles west), Kensington (14 miles west), St Pancras (11 miles west) and Shoreditch (9 miles west).

Well-known places in the area include Erith and District Hospital (2.6 miles south-east) and River (1.9 miles north-east). Open spaces near Thamesmead include Crossness Nature Reserve.

  • Nearby schools include Harris Garrard Academy (0.6 miles south-east)
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Why choose a hog roast in Thamesmead?

Compared with a traditional sit-down Christmas lunch, a hog roast with turkey is relaxed and easier to serve. The price depends on numbers, the menu and how long we serve, plus travel and access. There’s no one-size price, so we quote each one individually.

Why us?

  • All the equipment comes with us
  • Slow-roasted at your venue, not reheated
  • Planned to your running order
  • Choices for people who do not eat pork

See how we price or the cost guide.

The process

We take care of everything from the first hour of roasting to clearing away, so you can get on with your Christmas party in Thamesmead. Christmas parties in Thamesmead are almost always after dark: sunset is about 3:50pm in December. We bring lighting for the cooking area; the route to it may need lights too.

  1. Ask early for a December date.
  2. We check your venue and send a quote.
  3. We arrive while it is light and set up under cover.
  4. We serve hot rolls and turkey if you’ve chosen it.
  5. We clear the serving area and go.

Preparing for the day

  • Choose someone to meet us on arrival
  • Let us know about tight access
  • Make sure we can wheel the roaster to the spot

Ask for a quote

We need a few details to quote: the date and serving time, the venue or SE28 postcode, rough numbers and which extras you’d like. Use our quote form.

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How we price a hog roast for your Christmas party

The biggest factors are:

  • Menu choices and extras
  • Time on site
  • Site access
  • Travel to Thamesmead

Distance is part of the price: travel is included in your quote. Tell us the exact address so the quote is accurate.

Getting an accurate quote

To check availability and the cooking area, we will need:

  • Your menu choices
  • A photo of the cooking area
  • The date and time of the event
  • Roughly how many people

Every Christmas party is quoted on its own, because numbers, menu, serving time and travel vary. Tell us about your Christmas party for a quote: send us your details through our quote form.

Occasions we serve in Thamesmead

Rolls suit a mingling party.

We are booked for all kinds of occasions in Thamesmead and nearby. Some of the most common are:

  • Sports club Christmas do’s
  • Winter fairs and markets
  • Festive family get-togethers
  • Year-end thank-yous

PTA Christmas fairs, for a school such as Jubilee Primary School, suit a hog roast.

Before booking anyone

  • Who carves and who serves
  • How long the roast takes and when they’ll arrive
  • Any travel or access charges
  • The menu, including sides and any extras

Choosing a hog roast caterer

  • Roasted on site for several hours, outdoors under cover
  • Freshly carved pork with crackling, stuffing and apple sauce
  • Lamb, chicken and vegetarian options alongside the pork
  • Our team serves at your chosen time and clears up afterwards

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