Isle of Wight · England
Christmas Party Catering in Totland, Isle of Wight
We bring a hog roast for your Christmas party across Totland and the Isle of Wight, roasting on site and carving to order, with our staff looking after the serving.
- Christmas family parties
- End-of-term celebrations
- Sports club Christmas do’s
Christmas hog roast in Totland
Christmas hog roast in Totland, carved to order
From office parties to village Christmas fairs, we cater festive events around Totland. Typical bookings include festive open evenings and office Christmas parties, with roast potatoes, crackling and apple sauce.
In Totland, festive gatherings tend to be at home or the hall. We need firm ground and some light. Tell us about dietary needs and allergies when you enquire, and we’ll tell you exactly what’s in each dish.
- Location
- Totland (PO39, PO40)
- Area hub
- Isle of Wight
- From the roaster
- Hog roast rolls, stuffing, apple sauce, crackling
- Alongside
- Chicken, lamb, halloumi skewers and a vegan option
- Price
- Ask us for a quote
- Page updated
- 27 October 2026
Common questions in Totland
Can you roast near the sea around Totland?
Yes. Wind is something we plan for: a sheltered spot and secure cover.
Do you clear up?
Our staff clear the serving area, so you are not left with the mess.
Can we just hire the roaster?
Yes, for confident cooks. Ask and we’ll talk you through it.
Do you offer gluten-free rolls?
We can supply gluten-free rolls on request. You will get allergen details for everything.
Do you come to Totland?
Yes, Totland is in our area. Send us the address and we will confirm availability.
Can you trade at our Christmas fair?
Yes, a hog roast is a popular stall at Christmas fairs. Send us the details.
What’s the price?
Each event is priced on its own, based on numbers, menu, service time and distance. Ask us for a quote.
How big a hog will we need?
The roast is chosen to suit how many you are feeding, so tell us your best estimate. The quote sets it out.
Christmas catering near Totland
Totland is about 5 miles south of Lymington, in the Isle of Wight. Totland and the surrounding area are covered for Christmas parties. We cover all 125 towns and villages across the Isle of Wight, from the larger towns to small villages. You can also see our page for Southampton, about 18 miles away.
A winter fair at a school like St Saviour's Catholic Primary School gets dark early, so hot food is popular. Carol services and Christmas fairs at churches such as Christ Church draw people who are glad of hot food afterwards. With the sea within about a mile, December breezes can be cold.
Christmas parties anywhere in PO39 and PO40 start with an outdoor spot for the roaster and a serving time. From Meadow Barn Close, Ward Road and Weston Road or anywhere nearby, we’ll bring the roaster to you. Totland is on the B3322, so it is easy for us to reach with the equipment. We also bring hog roasts to Christmas parties in Colwell (1 mile north-east), Freshwater (1 mile east), Easton (1 mile east), Norton Green (1 mile north-east) and Afton (1 mile east). Within a short drive, we also cover Newport (11 miles east), Cowes (12 miles north-east), East Cowes (12 miles north-east), Barton (11 miles east), Hunny Hill (11 miles east) and Cross Lane (11 miles east). Some remote sites need extra planning, so ask early about your Christmas party.
A little further out are Dimbola Museum And Galleries (1.2 miles south-east) and Yarmouth Castle (2.5 miles north-east). Within reach you’ll find Lymington and Keyhaven Marshes Nature Reserve and Tennyson Down.
- Local pubs include Colwell Bay Inn (0.6 miles north-east)
- Other local spots include Medina (under half a mile north)
How it works
We cook on a gas-fired roaster, so we do not need mains power to cook, though a socket nearby is handy for lighting. A lunchtime Christmas party in Totland is the only one in good daylight, as it’s dark by about 4:05pm, so evening parties need lights and shelter.
- Ask early for a December date.
- We check your venue and send a quote.
- We set up under cover in daylight.
- We serve hot rolls and turkey if you’ve chosen it.
- We clear the serving area and go.
Getting ready for the day
- Have a covered area for eating in case of rain
- Confirm numbers ahead of the day
- Make sure the cooking area is away from walls, tents and trees
Get a quote
Every quote lists the menu, the serving time, staff and plates, so it’s easy to compare like for like. Send us your details through our quote form.
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Why choose Christmas hog roast in Totland?
We serve and tidy, whatever the weather.
A hog roast suits a wide range of occasions. Typical bookings include:
- End-of-year team celebrations
- Christmas markets
- Staff Christmas do’s
- Club and society Christmas parties
With the B3322 nearby, December journeys to Totland are straightforward.
What to look for in a quote
- How long the roast takes and when they’ll arrive
- Who carves and who serves
- The space, cover and access they need
- What crockery is supplied
What the cooking area needs
The roaster needs space, cover and a safe distance from anything that could catch the heat. Before booking, check:
- Lighting on the path from the party to the serving area
- Vehicle access close by
- Indoor space for eating
Totland is a more remote spot, so tell us early and we’ll plan the journey.
If you’re unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think.
On the menu in Totland
- Vegan option (Ve)
- Halloumi skewers (V)
- Roast potatoes
- Roast turkey
- Salads
- Rotisserie chicken
- Crackling
- Stuffing and apple sauce
- Hog roast rolls
A hog roast or other catering?
Compared with a restaurant Christmas party, you avoid set-menu prices and keep everyone in one place. The main driver is numbers: the price per head typically falls as numbers rise, since much of the cost is fixed.
Why Totland hosts choose us
- Roasted on site, slowly, for hours
- The classics: stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
- Planned to your running order
- Choices for people who don’t eat pork
Read how we price and what a hog roast costs.
Full catering or machine hire?
The hardest part of a DIY hog roast is timing: a big roast takes hours and must be cooked thoroughly. If you’d rather not worry about it, let us cook.
Full catering or machine hire? Catered means we do everything: roasting, carving, serving and clearing. With hire only, you do the cooking yourself.
Looking after everyone
Tell us about dietary needs early and we will help. Tips:
- Request gluten-free rolls
- Keep vegetarian food labelled
- Send the allergen list round before the party
- Stuffing normally contains gluten, so check the allergen list
A cooked roast holds for a while, so keep us posted.
Ask about gluten-free rolls.
What a hog roast costs
We work out each quote from:
- Time on site
- Season and day of the week
- Whether you want china
- The number of people
UK price guides vary widely: roughly £10 a head for a simple roll, rising past £20 with more included. Every event gets its own quote, so you know exactly what you are paying for.
Getting an accurate quote
Here’s what we’ll ask:
- A photo of the cooking area
- Roughly how many people
- Any venue rules
- Any dietary needs or allergies
Not sure how many to cater for? A rough figure is fine for a first quote, then confirm closer to the date. Use our quote form.
A closer look at the menu
Vegan burger or sausage (Ve)
For vegans, there’s a vegan burger or sausage in a roll, so everyone has something hot.
Halloumi and vegetable skewers (V)
For vegetarians, halloumi and vegetable skewers are cooked separately from the meat, a hot, filling option of their own.
- Cooked where you are, slowly, over several hours outdoors
- Our chef carves the pork, with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling on the side
- Not just pork: spit-roast lamb, chicken and vegetarian choices
- Served when you’re ready, and we tidy the serving area afterwards