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Hog Roast for Film Crews in Teston, Kent

Film set catering in Teston: pork roasted slowly for hours at your venue, then carved by our chef into rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling.

  • Lunch at base
  • Extended shoot days
  • Historic house shoots

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Your questions about a hog roast for the crew in Teston

Do you come out to small places like Teston?

No, we come to small places too. Let us know about access and the cooking spot.

Which station is closest to Teston?

The closest is Wateringbury station, roughly 0.9 miles away.

What about a wrap party?

Of course. Send us the details.

What if it rains?

Rain doesn’t stop the cooking. A marquee, hall or barn for eating makes all the difference.

When do you start roasting?

A whole hog roasts for several hours, so we arrive well before you want to eat. We work back from your serving time.

How much room do you need?

Enough level ground outdoors for the roaster and a serving table under cover, and a way to wheel everything in. Send us a picture if you’re unsure.

How soon do you get booked up?

The earlier the better for popular dates. But it is always worth asking: fill in our quote form.

Can you cater for vegetarians?

Add lamb, chicken, halloumi and vegetable skewers or a vegan option. Please note we don’t offer halal meat.

About our film set catering in Teston

We liaise with your locations and production team on where we set up and when for shoots around Teston. We’re often asked to cater farm and estate locations and historic house shoots, with spit-roast lamb, salads and halloumi skewers.

For a shoot in a place like Teston, tracks and soft ground need checking before the day. Everything we need to roast, carve and serve comes with us, and we leave the spot tidy when we go.

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Area
Teston (ME18)
County
Kent
Menu
Pork, crackling, stuffing and apple sauce in rolls
Extras
Lamb, chicken, halloumi skewers (V), vegan option (Ve)
Price
Ask us for a quote
Page updated
26 October 2026

Events we cater in Teston

A slow roast can wait a little.

We are regularly asked to cater a wide mix of occasions near Teston, such as:

  • Wrap parties
  • Countryside locations
  • Period locations
  • Location days

Crew coming by rail can use the station: Wateringbury station is about 0.9 miles away.

Questions to ask before booking

  • When payments are due and what happens if plans change
  • When they arrive and when the food will be ready
  • Plates, china and cutlery
  • The space, cover and access they need

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A hog roast compared with other options

Next to shop-bought sandwiches, a hot hog roast keeps morale up. Compare like for like: menu, sides, serving time, staff, plates and travel. A cheaper headline price can leave things out.

Why book our hog roast in Teston

  • Served at the time you choose
  • Sides to make it a full meal
  • Staff to serve, so you don’t have to
  • Fresh carving at the serving station

Read our pricing and our hog roast cost guide.

Planning the cooking spot

Planning the cooking spot is the key. Check these:

  • Away from vehicles and equipment
  • Approval from locations
  • A named contact at base

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise before you book.

From the roaster

  • Rotisserie chicken
  • Stuffing and apple sauce
  • Hog roast rolls
  • Halloumi skewers (V)
  • New potatoes
  • Spit-roast lamb
  • Salads
  • Vegan option (Ve)

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The process

Service is quick once we start carving: our chef carves and our staff fill the rolls or plates, and sides go out at the same time. Afterwards we clear the serving area and pack away. In December, daylight in Teston ends around 3:50pm, so the unit base needs lighting for late service. Summer shoots have daylight until about 9:15pm.

  1. The production office sends us the location, dates, numbers and lunch time.
  2. We check the route and send a price.
  3. We agree where we set up and when we arrive.
  4. We carve to order the moment lunch is called.
  5. We pack away straight after service.

Before we arrive

  • Ask about allergies and dietary needs beforehand
  • Let us know about tight access
  • Plan a step-free way in for the equipment

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Busy weekends book up early, so ask early for summer Saturdays and December. Send us your date for a quote: fill in our quote form.

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Planning help

What a hog roast costs

The price comes down to:

  • The date and time of year
  • Menu choices and extras
  • Time on site
  • Whether you want china

Weekday and off-season dates can be easier to book, and the menu you choose makes a difference too. Ask us and we will suggest the best fit for your budget.

What we need to know

A few details help us give you an accurate quote. Here’s what’s useful:

  • What the outdoor space is like
  • The address or postcode
  • Your date and serving time
  • Your menu choices

We need a few details to quote: the date and serving time, the venue or ME18 postcode, rough numbers and which extras you’d like. Fill in our quote form.

Allergies and dietary needs

Tell us about dietary needs early and we will help. Tips:

  • Give us vegetarian and vegan numbers
  • Ask the production office for dietary needs
  • Post allergen details at base
  • Label the alternatives clearly

We get to base first thing, roasting through the morning.

Wrap parties can run into the evening.

The menu, dish by dish

Salads, potatoes and coleslaw

Sides include salads, coleslaw, new potatoes and roast or jacket potatoes, depending on the season and the occasion.

Vegan burger or sausage (Ve)

Our vegan option is a vegan burger or sausage, in a roll, with salad on the side.

Working with your venue

Some venues add a fee for outside caterers, so check before you book. We will liaise with them on access and set-up.

For events on land you don’t own, such as a park or field, the landowner needs to agree to cooking and vehicles. Sort that first.

Crew catering near Teston

Teston is about 4 miles west of Maidstone, in Kent. Hosts in Teston book us for shoots of all sizes. We cater all 922 towns and villages across Kent. We cater events right across the region, from Teston to Canterbury (about 28 miles away).

Central London is about 29 miles from Teston, within easy reach for London-based crews.

We bring hog roasts to shoots all over ME18 and the streets around it. From The Street, Courtlands and Church Street or a nearby road, we can set up and roast there. Nearby, we also cater shoots in Red Hill (1 mile north-west), West Farleigh (1 mile south-east), Wateringbury (1 mile west), Barming Heath (1 mile east) and Hoppers Corner (1 mile east). We also serve nearby towns such as Maidstone (4 miles east), Sittingbourne (14 miles north-east), Sevenoaks (11 miles west), Royal Tunbridge Wells (11 miles south-west), Gravesend (12 miles north) and Tonbridge (8 miles south-west).

Other landmarks nearby include Oakwood Hospital (2.1 miles north-east) and Teapot Island (2.6 miles south-west).

  • Nearby schools include The Malling School (2.4 miles north)
  • Nearby, you’ll find The Wateringbury pub (0.7 miles west)
Map of Teston © OpenStreetMap contributors
  • Cooked where you are, slowly, over several hours outdoors
  • Freshly carved pork with crackling, stuffing and apple sauce
  • Not just pork: spit-roast lamb, chicken and vegetarian choices
  • Staff to serve at the agreed time, then clear away

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