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Funeral Wake Catering for Hounslow West

Slow-roasted, carved in front of you and served hot: a hog roast for the wake in Hounslow West and across Greater London.

  • One-year memorials
  • Pub and club wakes
  • Celebration-of-life gatherings

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A hog roast near Hounslow West

Events we cater in Hounslow West

One roast feeds everyone together, so people can sit and talk.

A hog roast suits a wide range of occasions in Hounslow West. Here are some of the most popular:

  • Hall gatherings after a service
  • Ashes ceremonies
  • Anniversary memorials
  • Wakes at a local club

If there is not room at home, a hall or club near Hounslow West may suit.

What your quote should include

  • Travel and any London charges
  • Whether VAT is included
  • Staffing on the day
  • Allergen information for every dish

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Funeral wake catering near Hounslow West

We cater wakes in Hounslow West and the surrounding area, at homes, halls and venues. Popular choices include apple sauce, roast pork in rolls or on plates and salads, and we are often booked for gatherings at the family home and wakes at a local club.

For a wake in Hounslow West, a hall or club with a yard or garden is frequently simplest. Tell us about dietary needs and allergies when you enquire, and we’ll tell you exactly what’s in each dish before you book.

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Where
Hounslow West (TW4, TW3, TW5)
County
Greater London
From the roaster
Pork, crackling, stuffing and apple sauce in rolls
Also available
Spit-roast lamb, rotisserie chicken, vegetarian and vegan options
Price
Quoted for your event
Updated
26 October 2026

The menu, dish by dish

Roast pork

We carve as we serve, which keeps it hot and moist.

Halloumi and vegetable skewers (V)

Vegetarians get halloumi and vegetable skewers, a hot, filling option of their own.

Common questions in Hounslow West

Can you cater after a service at Church of St Paul?

Yes, at a nearby hall, home or venue with room to cook outside. Food is usually served at the reception venue rather than the church. Send us the address.

What’s the nearest station to Hounslow West?

Hounslow station, about 1.2 miles east of the centre.

What’s the price?

Numbers, menu and travel decide the price. Tell us your date and we will send a price.

What do we need to organise?

Very little: the space and a contact.

Is there an alternative to pork?

There are chicken, vegetarian and vegan alternatives. We do not offer halal meat.

Is there a non-pork option?

Add lamb, chicken, halloumi and vegetable skewers or a vegan option. We don’t offer halal meat.

How big a hog will we need?

Quantities are based on your numbers, and we will talk it through when we quote.

How long does the roast need?

Several hours, depending on the size and the weather, so we arrive well before you want to eat. We plan the timings from when you want to eat.

Looking after everyone

Most people love a hog roast, but it is pork. Here’s how to cover everyone:

  • Tell us about vegetarians and vegans
  • Ask for gluten-free rolls if needed
  • Stuffing generally contains gluten
  • Plates are easier for older guests than rolls

If the service runs late, we wait.

Plates and sides make it a full meal.

The process

Slow roasting is the whole point: the meat cooks gently until it is tender while the skin crisps into crackling. It rests for a short while before carving. Most wakes in Hounslow West are held in the afternoon, which is daylight for most of the year, though in December it is dark by about 3:55pm.

  1. It starts with the date, venue and when people are expected.
  2. We confirm availability and send a price.
  3. The roast cooks while the service is under way.
  4. Food is ready when people arrive.
  5. Afterwards we pack up quietly.

Getting ready for the day

  • Pick a flat, open area outside for cooking
  • Give us a contact number for the day
  • Confirm numbers ahead of the day

Getting a price

We price every booking individually, because numbers, menu, serving time and travel vary. Tell us about your wake for a quote: use our quote form.

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After a funeral in Hounslow West

Hounslow West is about 2 miles west of Hounslow, in Greater London. We cater wakes at homes, halls, workplaces and venues in Hounslow West and the surrounding area. We cater all 764 towns and villages across Greater London. Our nearest city page is London, about 13 miles away.

For anyone coming to the funeral by train, Hounslow station is about 1.2 miles away. Families holding a service at Church of St Paul often gather afterwards at a nearby hall, where the roast can be ready.

Anywhere in TW4, TW3 and TW5, we can roast on site for your guests. Local streets include Ivy Lane, Toad Lane and Bath Road; a wake on any of them works well with outdoor space and a way in. With the A3006 and A3063 close by, Hounslow West is easy for us to reach with the roaster. Close by, we cover wakes in Heston (1 mile north), Lampton (1 mile east), North Hyde (2 miles north), Hounslow (2 miles east) and Woodlands (2 miles east). Larger places within reach include London (13 miles east), City of Westminster (11 miles east), Marylebone (11 miles east), Kensington (8 miles east), St Pancras (12 miles east) and Shoreditch (14 miles east).

A little further out are Museum of Army Music (1.9 miles south-east) and Hounslow Hospital (0.7 miles east). The countryside around Hounslow West includes Richmond Hill and Garden Lake.

  • Local schools include Gunnersbury Catholic School (0.6 miles east) and The Heathland School (0.9 miles south-east)
  • Local pubs include The Beaver pub (under half a mile west)
  • Parks and local facilities nearby include Municipal Borough of Heston and Isleworth (1.7 miles east)
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Why a carved hog roast beats a buffet

Compared with family members cooking, a catered hog roast lets everyone be together. What you pay covers the meat, the chef and staff, and hours of roasting. A long, slow roast means an early start, and the quote reflects that.

Why Hounslow West hosts choose us

  • Roasted on site, slowly, for hours
  • Fresh carving at the serving station
  • Choices for people who don’t eat pork
  • Planned to your running order

See our prices page or our hog roast cost guide.

Space, access and the venue

A hog roast cooks outdoors for hours, so the spot matters, so a few things are worth checking:

  • A safe distance from the hall
  • Permission from the hall or venue
  • Parking close by for our vehicle

Hounslow West is in London, within the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and access can be tight: let us know how we reach the cooking spot and where we can park.

Not sure about the cooking spot? Send us a photo and we’ll tell you honestly before you book.

Popular choices

  • Salads
  • Coleslaw
  • Vegan option (Ve)
  • Stuffing and apple sauce
  • New potatoes
  • Halloumi skewers (V)
  • Rotisserie chicken
  • Hog roast rolls

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For planners, venues and organisers

Many venues set rules for outside caterers, from approved lists to where a gas roaster can go. Check early, and tell us what they ask for.

Planning on behalf of a committee? A single point of contact keeps things simple, particularly when timings shift.

What a hog roast costs

The price comes down to:

  • The serving time and how long we are on site
  • How many people are eating
  • Distance from us
  • Which meats and sides you choose

Extras such as lamb, chicken, more sides or china crockery add to the cost, so each one is itemised. Keeping it simple keeps it affordable.

What to tell us

When you get in touch, it helps to include:

  • Rough numbers
  • Where the event is
  • A picture of the cooking area
  • Allergies we should know about

Getting a quote is simple: tell us when, where, how many and what time you’d like to eat. We will reply with a clear price and what’s included. Send us your details through our quote form.

  • Slow-roasted on site for hours, outdoors at your event
  • Our chef carves the pork, with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling on the side
  • Lamb, chicken and vegetarian options alongside the pork
  • Served by our staff at the time you choose, then cleared away

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