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Funeral Wake Catering in Swan Bottom

From the hours of slow roasting to the last roll, a hog roast for the wake makes the food part of your wake in Swan Bottom.

  • Anniversary memorials
  • Gatherings at clubs and pubs
  • Hall gatherings after a service

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Funeral wake catering in Swan Bottom

Space, access and the venue

The roaster needs space, cover and a safe distance from anything that could catch the heat. Things to check:

  • Clearance from walls and branches
  • Parking close by for our vehicle
  • A contact for the day who isn’t immediate family

Not sure about the cooking spot? Send us a picture and we will tell you honestly.

On the menu in Swan Bottom

  • Halloumi skewers (V)
  • New potatoes
  • Hog roast rolls
  • Vegan option (Ve)
  • Rotisserie chicken
  • Coleslaw
  • Salads
  • Stuffing and apple sauce

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Funeral wake catering in Swan Bottom, slow-roasted on site

Served on plates with salads and potatoes, a hog roast is a full meal, or rolls keep it simple. Chicken, halloumi skewers and a vegan option are there for anyone who does not eat pork. For church and village hall wakes and celebrations of life, we can cook rotisserie chicken, new potatoes and apple sauce and more.

For a wake near Swan Bottom, a farmhouse or village hall frequently works well, with the roaster in the yard or garden. Tell us about dietary needs and allergies when you enquire, and we’ll give you the allergen information for every dish.

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Where
Swan Bottom (HP16)
County
Buckinghamshire
On the menu
Roast pork rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
Alongside
Lamb, chicken, halloumi skewers (V), vegan option (Ve)
Quote
Ask us for a quote
Page updated
26 October 2026

Diets, allergies and alternatives

Not everyone eats pork, so plan an alternative. A few pointers:

  • Ask us to label the vegetarian food
  • Ask close family about dietary needs
  • Remember stuffing normally contains gluten, so check the allergen list
  • Tell us about vegetarians and vegans

Name a friend or relative as our contact, so the family can focus on guests.

China crockery is available on request.

Planners, venues and businesses

If you are booking for a workplace, ask your facilities team about outside caterers and gas cooking. We work to the site’s rules.

Marquee suppliers typically set distances for cooking equipment, so let them know about the roaster. The roaster stays a safe distance from the marquee.

What comes off the roaster

Stuffing and apple sauce

Sharp, sweet apple sauce and savoury sage and onion stuffing go with the pork perfectly. Note that stuffing generally contains gluten.

Rotisserie chicken

Rotisserie chicken is a simple, popular alternative to pork, turned until the skin is golden.

Planning the wake in Swan Bottom

There are options for those who do not eat pork.

These are some of the most popular hog roast bookings near Swan Bottom:

  • Remembrance gatherings
  • Gatherings after a cremation
  • Pub and club wakes
  • Home wakes

Families holding a service at Parish Church of St John the Baptist often gather afterwards at a nearby hall, where the roast can be ready.

Comparing caterers

  • Travel and any London charges
  • Allergen information for every dish
  • When payments are due and what happens if plans change
  • Exactly what’s included in the price

Choosing a hog roast caterer

Common questions in Swan Bottom

Is Swan Bottom close to London?

Roughly 31 miles from the centre of London.

Can you do a hog roast at a venue in the Chilterns National Landscape?

Yes, though some venues in protected landscapes have extra rules for caterers; ask your venue. We will follow the site rules.

What do people get?

Pork, stuffing, apple sauce and crackling in a soft roll. Sides and extra meats are listed in your quote.

Who serves?

You do not need anyone else: our chef carves and our team serves and clears.

What do you need from us on the day?

Just the agreed spot and a contact on the day. Everything for roasting and serving comes with us.

When do you start roasting?

A whole hog roasts for several hours, so we arrive well before you want to eat. We plan the timings from when you want to eat.

Can you be flexible on serving time?

We will be as flexible as we can. Give us a contact on the day and we’ll adjust.

What’s the price?

Every booking is quoted individually, based on numbers, menu, service time and distance. Ask us for a quote.

Is a hog roast right for your wake?

If the hall or pub provides food, ask whether outside caterers are allowed. For larger numbers, a hog roast is generally good value, since one roast goes a long way. Extras, china and longer service add to it.

Why book with us

  • No surprises: everything in writing
  • A choice of salads and potatoes
  • Staff to serve, so you don’t have to
  • Crackling for everyone who wants it

See our prices page or our hog roast cost guide.

What a hog roast costs

Your quote depends on:

  • The journey to the venue
  • The number of people
  • The serving time and how long we’re on site
  • Which meats and sides you choose

When comparing prices, compare the same things: menu, sides, serving time, staff, plates and travel. A cheaper headline price can leave things out.

Details that help

When you contact us, please mention:

  • Any extras, such as lamb, chicken or china
  • Where the roaster could go, ideally with a photo
  • Anything the venue has asked for
  • The address or postcode

Every wake is quoted on its own, based on numbers, menu, timings and distance. Tell us about your wake for a quote: send us your details through our quote form.

After a funeral in Swan Bottom

Swan Bottom is about 4 miles north-west of Chesham, in Buckinghamshire. We cover Swan Bottom and its neighbours for wakes. Swan Bottom is one of 263 places in Buckinghamshire where we cater. Our bookings stretch from Swan Bottom to Milton Keynes (about 21 miles away).

For family travelling by train, the nearest station is Great Missenden station, about 2.5 miles south. Swan Bottom is within about 3 miles of the Chilterns National Landscape; tell us about access if the wake is somewhere rural.

For wakes in HP16, we just need to know where the roaster can cook. We also bring hog roasts to wakes in Lee Common (1 mile south-east), Ballinger Common (1 mile south-east) and South Heath (2 miles south). Larger places within reach include Aylesbury (7 miles north-west), High Wycombe (8 miles south), Chesham (4 miles south-east), Marlow (12 miles south), Amersham (6 miles south-east) and Beaconsfield (9 miles south).

Nearby you’ll also find Roald Dahl Museum and Story Centre (2.6 miles south) and Chiltern Hospital (3.4 miles south). Green spaces nearby include Dancersend Nature Reserve and Haddington Hill.

  • Nearby, you’ll find The Old Swan pub (under half a mile north)
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What happens on the day

Slow roasting is the whole point: the meat cooks gently until it is tender while the skin turns into crackling. Then it rests briefly before our chef carves. Most wakes in Swan Bottom are held in the afternoon, so light is rarely a problem, but by late December it’s dark at about 3:55pm.

  1. Contact us when the date is set.
  2. We check the cooking spot with the venue.
  3. We cook on site.
  4. We serve quietly.
  5. We tidy up and go.

How to prepare

  • Choose a level, open spot outdoors for the roaster
  • Have a covered area for eating in case of rain
  • Collect dietary needs and allergies in advance

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Numbers not final yet? A rough figure is fine for a first quote, then confirm closer to the date. Fill in our quote form.

Tell us about your event

Related guides

  • Slow-roasted on site for hours, outdoors at your event
  • Carved by our chef into rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
  • Options beyond pork, including lamb, chicken and vegetarian dishes
  • Staff to serve at the agreed time, then clear away

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