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Hog Roast for Events in Telscombe

Plenty of choice: hog roast rolls, lamb, rotisserie chicken, halloumi skewers and a vegan option, with salads and potatoes on the side. Hog roast for events in Telscombe.

  • Fun runs and sports events
  • Agricultural and country shows
  • School events

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What happens on the day

Expect a calm, organised set-up. Arrival and serving times are agreed beforehand, set up where we have agreed, and roast, carve and serve without fuss. At midsummer, events in Telscombe stay light until about 9:15pm, which helps evening trading. Winter fairs, dark by about 3:55pm, need a well-lit pitch.

  1. You tell us the event, the pitch and the expected crowd.
  2. We check access to the pitch and send a price.
  3. We set up early so the roast is ready when visitors arrive.
  4. We carve and serve through the agreed hours.
  5. We pack up and leave the pitch tidy.

Before we arrive

  • Make sure we can wheel the roaster to the spot
  • Name a contact for the day
  • Give us final numbers a week or so before

Getting a price

When you are weighing up caterers, ask each one exactly what’s included. We spell it out in ours. To get yours, fill in our quote form.

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About our hog roast for events in Telscombe

Country shows near Telscombe suit a hog roast, with fields, crowds and long days. For PTA summer fairs and vintage rallies, we will put together a menu of a vegan burger or sausage, halloumi skewers and hog roast rolls.

Events near Telscombe are frequently volunteer-run, so a trader who brings everything is a bonus. Our staff serve and clear, so nobody in your party has to serve or tidying up afterwards.

Area
Telscombe (BN10, BN2, BN7)
Area hub
East Sussex
Menu
Roast pork rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
Extras
Lamb, chicken, halloumi skewers (V), vegan option (Ve)
Quotes
Contact us for a quote
Page updated
27 October 2026
A busy food festival with stalls and visitors

Telscombe questions

Do you trade at school fairs around Telscombe?

Yes, with the school’s permission. Send us the date and where the roaster would go.

What’s the nearest station to Telscombe?

Southease station, about 2.6 miles north-east of the centre.

How do you work out quantities?

We plan quantities from the numbers you give us, and we’ll confirm everything in writing.

What do you need from us on the day?

A clear, level cooking spot, a route to wheel the equipment in and a contact for the day. We bring everything else.

Is crockery included?

We supply plates as standard. You can upgrade to china if you prefer.

Do you leave the area tidy?

We clear the serving area and pack away, and leave the area tidy.

Can we just hire the roaster?

Yes, we hire out the hog roast machine. We will explain what’s supplied and how it works when we quote.

How far ahead should we book?

As early as you can for summer weekends and December. Quieter dates can often be booked at shorter notice. Ask and we will check.

What affects the price in Telscombe

Each price is built from:

  • Busy dates such as summer Saturdays
  • Site access
  • Whether you want china
  • Distance from us

Numbers make the biggest difference: the price per head normally falls as numbers rise, since much of the cost is fixed.

Details that help

To check the date and the space, we will need:

  • Where the roaster could go, ideally with a picture
  • Allergies we should know about
  • The date and time of the event
  • Anything the venue has asked for

A quote from us sets out the menu, timings, staffing and what’s included, so you can compare caterers fairly. Use our quote form.

About the food

Rotisserie chicken

Golden rotisserie chicken goes into rolls or onto plates.

Roast pork

Our chef carves the pork as it is needed, so it stays hot and juicy right to the last roll.

Why a carved hog roast beats a buffet

Compared with burger vans, a hog roast stands out at a traditional fête. Midweek and quieter months are often easier to book, and the menu you choose matters too. Tell us your budget and we’ll suggest what works.

Why Telscombe hosts choose us

  • Served at the time you choose
  • Halloumi skewers and a vegan option too
  • Sides to make it a full meal
  • Carved to order by a chef

Take a look at our prices page and what a hog roast costs.

Full catering or machine hire?

The hardest part of a DIY hog roast is timing: a big roast takes hours and must be cooked thoroughly. If that sounds stressful, choose the catered option.

Catered or DIY? With catering, our chef roasts, carves and serves, and our staff clear up. With DIY hire, you do the work and save on staffing.

Working with your venue

Many venues set rules for outside caterers, including where gas cooking is allowed. Check early, and tell us what they ask for.

Booking for a club or group? One clear contact makes everything easier, especially on the day.

Looking after everyone

A little planning helps everyone eat safely. Here are a few tips:

  • Plan separately for halal if needed
  • Tell us if there is a vegetarian or vegan focus
  • Share the event’s food safety requirements with us
  • Show allergens at the stall

At the end, we pack down and take our waste.

The vegan option is popular at festivals.

Who books hog roast for events in Telscombe?

We bring everything, so you only need to provide the pitch.

We’re regularly asked to cater a wide mix of occasions near Telscombe, including:

  • Summer fêtes
  • Car shows and rallies
  • Fundraising events
  • Community events

A school like Telscombe Cliffs Community Primary School can book a hog roast for a fair, fun run or sports day.

Questions to ask before booking

  • Arrival time and how long the roast needs
  • VAT, if it applies
  • Exactly what’s included in the price
  • Which meats, sides and extras are included

Choosing a hog roast caterer

Telscombe events: pitches and permissions

Telscombe is about 6 miles east of Brighton, in East Sussex. Planning a hog roast for your event in Telscombe? We cover the whole area. We bring hog roasts to 289 places in East Sussex, from the larger towns to small villages. You can also see our page for Brighton, about 6 miles away.

For anyone arriving by train, the closest railway station is Southease station, roughly 2.6 miles north-east of the centre. For a church fête or fundraiser, at a church such as The Parish Church of St Lawrence, a hog roast adds hot food to the cakes and tombola. Within about 5 miles is the South Downs National Park, where events may have extra rules on cooking and waste; we work to the site rules. With the sea within about 6 miles, we plan shelter from the wind for coastal events.

This part of East Sussex takes in BN10, BN2 and BN7, so your event can be anywhere in it. Whether your event is on Tor Road, View Road and Firle Road or anywhere nearby, we will bring the roaster to you. We also bring hog roasts to events in East Saltdean (1 mile west), Saltdean (1 mile west), Piddinghoe (2 miles east), Rodmell (2 miles north-east) and Rottingdean (3 miles west). Within a short drive, we also cover Eastbourne (13 miles east), Seaford (6 miles east), Lewes (5 miles north), Hailsham (12 miles east), Uckfield (12 miles north-east) and Newhaven (3 miles east).

Other landmarks nearby include Planet Earth Museum (2.8 miles east) and Lewes Castle (4.9 miles north). Open spaces near Telscombe include Itford Hill and Beacon Hill Local Nature Reserve.

  • Schools near Telscombe include Peacehaven Community School (0.7 miles south-east)
  • Nearby, you’ll find Smugglers Rest pub (0.7 miles south-west)
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  • Slow-roasted on site for hours, outdoors at your event
  • Carved by our chef into rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
  • Vegetarian and vegan choices, plus lamb or chicken if you like
  • Staff to serve at the agreed time, then clear away

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