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Hog Roast for Film Crews in Telscombe, East Sussex

We bring a hog roast for the crew across Telscombe and East Sussex, roasting on site and carving to order.

  • Wrap days
  • Countryside locations
  • Unit base lunches

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Film set catering for Telscombe

Planning for dietary needs

Rolls and stuffing normally contain gluten, so ask for gluten-free rolls if you need them. Other tips:

  • Ask for gluten-free rolls if needed
  • Halal isn’t offered
  • Share the allergen list with the crew
  • Label the alternatives clearly

We clear our spot after lunch.

Wrap parties can run into the evening, tell us about lighting at base.

How our film set catering works in Telscombe

Wrap parties suit a hog roast too, with crew eating together at the end of the shoot. For rural locations and music video days, we will put together a menu of new potatoes, a vegan option and salads.

For a location shoot near Telscombe, base might be in a field or farmyard, so ground conditions matter. The hog is roasted on site at your shoot, low and slow, for hours, then carved fresh for your crew.

Slicing through crisp crackling on a long piece of roast pork
Where
Telscombe (BN10, BN2, BN7)
Area hub
East Sussex
From the roaster
Roast pork rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
Extras
Lamb, chicken, halloumi skewers (V), vegan option (Ve)
Quote
Contact us for a quote
Page updated
26 October 2026

Perfect for your shoot in Telscombe

Alternatives cover everyone.

Our roaster has been booked for a wide mix of occasions near Telscombe, including:

  • Milestone days on set
  • End-of-shoot wraps
  • Location days
  • Music video days

Nearby historic houses include Monk's House (2.7 miles north-east) and Anne of Cleves House (4.6 miles north). Period locations like these typically keep catering well away from the house, so agree the base early.

What to look for in a quote

  • Whether plates or china are included
  • How long the roast takes and when they’ll arrive
  • VAT, if it applies
  • What the cooking area needs: space, cover and access

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Working with your venue

For venues and planners, we can fit around your other suppliers.

If the event is on someone else’s land, the landowner needs to agree to cooking and vehicles. Get that agreed before booking.

A closer look at the menu

Rolls and gluten-free rolls

We can serve in rolls or on plates, and gluten-free rolls are available on request.

Halloumi and vegetable skewers (V)

Halloumi and vegetable skewers are the vegetarian choice: squeaky, salty cheese with colourful veg, in a roll or on a plate.

How the day works

A typical booking goes like this: we arrive, set up under cover and start roasting, the pork cooks slowly for hours, and we carve and serve at the agreed time. Early starts matter for a hog roast at base, and in December Telscombe is dark by about 3:55pm.

  1. You send the location, date and lunch call.
  2. You get a check on access and a quote.
  3. We agree our position at base with the location manager.
  4. When lunch is called, we carve and serve quickly.
  5. We pack up and leave the base tidy.

Preparing for the day

  • Plan somewhere sheltered for people to eat if it rains
  • Keep the spot clear of buildings, marquee walls and overhanging branches
  • Let us know about tight access

Getting a price

Tell us your date, venue or postcode and roughly how many people, plus when you’d like to eat. We will check the date and send a quote. Fill in our quote form.

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What affects the price in Telscombe

Each booking is quoted on its own, based on a few main things:

  • The number of people
  • Menu choices and extras
  • How long the roast and service take
  • Travel to Telscombe

Most of the cost is the meat, the staff and the time on site. A long, slow roast means an early start, which is built into the price.

What we need to know

To check availability and the cooking area, we’ll need:

  • Where the roaster could go, ideally with a picture
  • Anything the venue has asked for
  • The date and time of the event
  • Roughly how many people

Not sure how many to cater for? A rough figure is fine for a first quote, then confirm closer to the date. Use our quote form.

Telscombe: your questions answered

Is Telscombe close to London?

About 48 miles from central London.

Do you cater at venues in the South Downs National Park?

Yes. Some venues there have rules about cooking and vehicles, so check with yours. We’ll follow the site rules.

How long does the roast need?

Several hours, depending on the size and the weather, so we arrive well before you want to eat. We work back from your serving time.

Is crockery included?

Plates are included. China is available at an extra cost.

How soon do you get booked up?

Summer Saturdays and December book up first. For other dates, a few weeks can be enough. Send your date and we’ll check.

What paperwork do you provide?

Send us your requirements, and we’ll tell you what we can send.

How do you work out quantities?

We plan quantities from the numbers you give us, and we will talk it through when we quote.

Can you roast in the rain?

We roast under cover, so the food isn’t affected. Plan somewhere sheltered for eating.

Planning a shoot in Telscombe

Telscombe is about 6 miles east of Brighton, in East Sussex. We’re happy to travel to Telscombe for shoots and the places nearby. Telscombe is one of 289 towns and villages in East Sussex we cover. Our nearest city page is Brighton, about 6 miles away.

Central London is about 48 miles from Telscombe, within easy reach for London-based crews. For crew arriving by train, Southease station, about 2.6 miles north-east, is the nearest station. Telscombe is within about 5 miles of the South Downs National Park, so check cooking and vehicle rules with locations. The coast is within about 6 miles of Telscombe, and coastal unit bases can be exposed.

Anywhere in BN10, BN2 and BN7, we can bring the roaster to you, from busy streets to quiet lanes. Local streets include Tor Road, View Road and Firle Road; a shoot on any of them works well with outdoor space and a way in. If your venue is just outside Telscombe, we also cover East Saltdean (1 mile west), Saltdean (1 mile west), Piddinghoe (2 miles east), Rodmell (2 miles north-east) and Rottingdean (3 miles west). We also serve nearby towns such as Eastbourne (13 miles east), Seaford (6 miles east), Lewes (5 miles north), Hailsham (12 miles east), Uckfield (12 miles north-east) and Newhaven (3 miles east).

Nearby you’ll also find Planet Earth Museum (2.8 miles east) and Lewes Castle (4.9 miles north). Within reach you will find Itford Hill and Beacon Hill Local Nature Reserve.

  • Nearby schools include Peacehaven Community School (0.7 miles south-east)
  • Pubs nearby include Smugglers Rest pub (0.7 miles south-west)
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Space, access and the venue

The cooking area is the main thing to plan. Check these:

  • Somewhere for crew to eat if it rains
  • Clearance from trucks, kit and trees
  • Sign-off from the location

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise.

From the roaster

  • Rotisserie chicken
  • Spit-roast lamb
  • Stuffing and apple sauce
  • Halloumi skewers (V)
  • Hog roast rolls
  • Vegan option (Ve)
  • New potatoes
  • Salads

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Is a hog roast right for your shoot?

A hog roast can be a special day alongside regular catering. The main driver is numbers: the price per head normally falls as numbers rise, since much of the cost is fixed.

Why us?

  • Salads, potatoes and coleslaw to go with it
  • Crackling for everyone who wants it
  • Carved by our chef in front of your crew
  • All the equipment comes with us

See our pricing or our hog roast cost guide.

  • Cooked where you are, slowly, over several hours outdoors
  • Freshly carved pork with crackling, stuffing and apple sauce
  • Options beyond pork, including lamb, chicken and vegetarian dishes
  • Our team serves at your chosen time and clears up afterwards

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