Hog roast hire, slow-roasted and carved at your event · London and the South East
Slow-roasted pork with crackling and pulled pork on a wooden board

Greater London · England

Hog Roast Hire in Falconwood

We bring a hog roast to Falconwood and nearby, cooking slowly at your venue and serving it hot.

  • Milestone birthdays
  • Wedding breakfasts and evening food
  • Fêtes, fairs and shows

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Slow-roasted pork in Falconwood

Hog roast hire for your event in Falconwood

Hog roast hire takes the cooking off your hands. We arrive hours before you eat, set up under cover and roast slowly, ready to carve when you are. For gatherings after a funeral and weddings, day or evening, we can cook coleslaw, salads and hog roast rolls and more.

In a London neighbourhood like Falconwood, the big question is getting the roaster to the cooking spot. If there is no side passage, a rear gate, yard or communal space may work, and send us a photo. Everything we need to roast, carve and serve comes with us, and we leave the spot tidy when we go.

Area
Falconwood (DA16, DA15, SE9)
County
Greater London
Menu
Pork, crackling, stuffing and apple sauce in rolls
Extras
Spit-roast lamb, rotisserie chicken, vegetarian and vegan options
Quote
Contact us for a quote
Updated
26 October 2026
Slicing through crisp crackling on a long piece of roast pork

Falconwood: your questions answered

Can you cater after a service at Bishop Ridley Church?

Yes, at a home, hall or venue nearby with an outdoor spot for the roaster. Food is normally served at the reception venue rather than the church. Send us the address.

What if our house in Falconwood has no side access?

Often, if there is a rear gate, a front garden or a yard we can use. Tell us about steps, gates and parking and we’ll advise.

Will there be enough to go round?

We plan quantities from the numbers you give us, and we’ll confirm everything in writing.

Is hog roast hire catered or DIY?

Either: we can cater fully or hire out the machine. Catering is the most popular choice.

Is it just pork?

It’s built around the hog, but lamb and chicken can be added.

How much room do you need?

Enough level ground outdoors for the roaster and a serving table under cover, and a way to wheel everything in. Send us a photo if you are unsure.

How do we prepare?

The agreed cooking area, access for our equipment and someone to meet us. We bring everything else.

Do you offer gluten-free rolls?

We can supply gluten-free rolls on request. We’ll give you full allergen information for every dish.

A closer look at the menu

Rolls and gluten-free rolls

We can serve in rolls or on plates, with gluten-free rolls on request.

Halloumi and vegetable skewers (V)

Not everyone eats meat, and halloumi skewers give them a proper hot option.

A hog roast or other catering?

Catered or DIY? Catering means we do everything; DIY hire means you roast and carve yourself. Most hosts choose catering for anything bigger than a family party. What you pay covers the meat, the chef and staff, and hours of roasting. A long, slow roast means an early start, which is built into the price.

Why book with us

  • Staff to serve, so you don’t have to
  • Fresh carving at the serving station
  • We bring everything to cook and serve
  • Lamb, chicken and vegetarian options alongside

See our pricing and the cost guide.

Catered or do it yourself?

Catered or DIY? Catered means we do everything: roasting, carving, serving and clearing. With DIY hire, you do the work and save on staffing.

A barbecue is the other obvious choice, but someone ends up cooking in batches all afternoon. With a hog roast, one roast feeds everyone at once.

For event organisers in Falconwood

If you are organising for someone else, whether you’re a planner, a PA or on a committee, let us know who we’ll deal with on the day. We’ll keep everyone in the loop.

Planning on behalf of a committee? A single point of contact keeps things simple, particularly when timings shift.

Diets, allergies and alternatives

With a bit of planning, dietary needs are easier to handle. Here are a few tips:

  • Ask for gluten-free rolls if anyone needs them
  • Remember that stuffing generally contains gluten, so check the allergen information
  • Label the vegetarian and vegan food clearly
  • Put the menu on the invitation

Everything for serving comes with us, so you only need to provide the space.

Gluten-free rolls are available on request.

Falconwood: venues, access and local tips

Falconwood is about 2 miles north-east of Eltham, in Greater London. Thinking about a hog roast in Falconwood? We cover the whole area. Falconwood is one of 764 towns and villages in Greater London we cover. We cater events right across the region, from Falconwood to London (9 miles away).

PTAs at schools such as Bishop Ridley Church of England VA Primary School often look for a hot-food stall for fairs and sports days. Churches such as Bishop Ridley Church rarely have room for a roaster, but a hall or home close by typically does.

Anywhere in DA16, DA15 and SE9, we can bring the roaster to you, from busy streets to quiet lanes. Whether your event is on Hook Lane, Gordon Road and Kent Avenue or anywhere nearby, we will bring the roaster to you. Other places close to Falconwood we cover include Blackfen (1 mile south), East Wickham (1 mile north), Avery Hill (1 mile south-west), Shooter's Hill (1 mile north-west) and New Eltham (2 miles south-west). We also serve nearby towns such as London (9 miles west), City of Westminster (11 miles west), Marylebone (11 miles west), Kensington (13 miles west), St Pancras (10 miles north-west) and Shoreditch (9 miles north-west).

Nearby you will also find Broadway Shopping Centre (2.2 miles east) and Memorial Hospital (1.4 miles north-west). The countryside around Falconwood includes The Tarn and Summer Hill.

  • Local schools include Harris Academy Falconwood (under half a mile west)
  • Pubs nearby include The Plough and Harrow pub (within half a mile north-east)
Map of Falconwood © OpenStreetMap contributors

What happens on the day

It is a relaxed, well-organised set-up. Arrival and serving times are agreed beforehand, use the cooking spot you’ve chosen, and get on with roasting and serving. Light matters for a long roast: in Falconwood, sunset is around 8:50pm in late May and 9:20pm in late June, while in December the light goes at about 3:55pm, so winter bookings need lighting from mid-afternoon.

  1. We start with a few details about your event.
  2. You get an availability check and a clear quote.
  3. We agree timings and where the roaster goes.
  4. On the day we roast for hours, then carve to order.
  5. Our staff serve and clear, then we pack away.

Getting ready for the day

  • Give us a contact number for the day
  • Ensure the cooking area is away from walls, tents and trees
  • Ensure we can wheel the roaster to the spot

Get a quote

For a quote, send us a few details: the date and serving time, the venue or DA16 postcode, rough numbers and which extras you’d like. Send us your details through our quote form.

Tell us about your event

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Prices and what affects them

Your quote depends on:

  • Time on site
  • The date and time of year
  • The menu and extras such as lamb or chicken
  • Numbers

Distance is part of the price: we include travel in the quote, with any London charges listed. Give us the address for an accurate figure.

What to tell us

Good details mean a good quote. Please include:

  • Any dietary needs or allergies
  • The venue or postcode
  • Any venue rules
  • The date and time of the event

Every event is quoted on its own, based on numbers, menu, timings and distance. Ask us for a quote for your event: fill in our quote form.

Events we cater in Falconwood

Most people love roast pork and crackling, and there are alternatives for everyone else.

People around Falconwood book us for small gatherings and big outdoor days alike. For example:

  • Big birthdays and anniversaries
  • Club events and presentations
  • Staff days and open days
  • Gatherings after a funeral

If you had Shoulder of Mutton Green in mind, ask the council or landowner first: we cannot simply set up a roaster in a public park.

What your quote should include

  • Any travel or access charges
  • What the cooking area needs: space, cover and access
  • What crockery is supplied
  • Allergen information for every dish

Read the checklist

  • Cooked where you are, slowly, over several hours outdoors
  • Carved to order by our chef, with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
  • Lamb, chicken and vegetarian options alongside the pork
  • Staff to serve at the agreed time, then clear away

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