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Birthday Hog Roast Hire in Horns Green, Kent
Party hog roast in Horns Green: pork roasted slowly for hours at your venue, carved to order and served in soft rolls with crackling.
- Garden parties
- Close and cul-de-sac parties
- Christenings
Planning an event in Horns Green?
Allergies and dietary needs
Tell us about dietary needs early and we will help. Some ideas:
- Add a dietary question to the invite
- Keep the vegetarian option labelled
- Tell us how many vegetarians and vegans to expect
- Remember stuffing normally contains gluten
A cooked roast holds for a while, so tell us if timings change.
Ask about china for a sit-down party, quoted separately.
Party hog roast near Horns Green
Hosting a party means juggling everything at once. A hog roast takes the food off your list: we roast, carve, serve and clear. Typical bookings include retirement celebrations and 18th, 21st, 40th, 50th and 60th birthdays, with coleslaw, rotisserie chicken and apple sauce.
Near Horns Green, parties are often in gardens or fields. Tell us about lanes and ground, and we’ll handle the rest. We bring the roaster, the cover and everything we need to cook and serve, and we leave the spot tidy when we go.
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Step by step
Carving is part of the show: our chef carves the pork in front of the queue, and the crackling is shared out so everyone gets some. A summer party in Horns Green stays light until about 9:20pm at midsummer, which gives a garden party a long evening. By late September sunset is around 7:05pm, so plan festoon lights for later parties.
- You tell us the date, your address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat.
- You get a check on the date and the cooking spot, and a quote.
- On the day we arrive hours ahead and start the roast under cover.
- Our chef carves and our staff serve when you are ready.
- Afterwards we tidy up the serving area.
Before we arrive
- Choose a level, open spot outdoors for the roaster
- Send final numbers in good time
- Check there is a route to wheel the equipment in, without steps
Get a quote
Busy weekends book up early, so ask early for summer Saturdays and December. Tell us your date and we will check it: send us your details through our quote form.
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What a hog roast costs
The price comes down to:
- Plates or china
- How easy it is to reach the spot
- Menu choices and extras
- The serving time and how long we are on site
When comparing prices, compare the same things: the menu, sides, service time, staffing, crockery and travel. The cheapest quote isn’t always the best value.
Getting an accurate quote
For a quick, accurate price, tell us:
- Your menu choices
- Anything the venue has asked for
- Dietary requirements
- A picture of the cooking area
Numbers not final yet? Give us your best estimate and we will quote on that, and you can confirm nearer the time. Fill in our quote form.
Is a hog roast right for your party?
Next to doing it all yourself, a catered hog roast gives you the day back. UK price guides vary widely: roughly £10 a head for a simple roll, rising past £20 with more included. We quote every event individually, with everything listed.
Why Horns Green hosts choose us
- All the equipment comes with us
- An itemised quote
- Staff to serve, so you don’t have to
- Crackling for everyone who wants it
Read our prices page or what a hog roast costs.
For event organisers in Horns Green
If you are planning an event on someone’s behalf, whether you’re a planner, a PA or on a committee, tell us who our contact on the day will be. We’ll keep everyone in the loop.
For workplace bookings, ask your facilities team about outside caterers and gas cooking. We will fit in with site rules.
Questions from Horns Green
What’s the nearest station to Horns Green?
The closest is Knockholt station, roughly 3.4 miles away.
Do you come out to small places like Horns Green?
No, we come to small places too. Tell us about lanes, gates and the ground.
How long does a hog roast take to cook?
Several hours, depending on the size and the weather, so we arrive well before you want to eat. We work back from your serving time.
Do you bring a gazebo?
Not for the cooking, but a gazebo or indoor space for guests is a good backup.
Do you bring plates?
We bring plates as standard. If you’d like china, ask and we will add it to the quote.
Can you work around our timings?
We will be as flexible as we can. Give us a contact on the day and we’ll fit around changes.
Do children like hog roasts?
Generally, yes, so we can plan quantities.
What do you need from us on the day?
Just the agreed spot and a contact on the day. We bring the roaster, cover and serving kit.
Horns Green parties: what to know
Horns Green is about 5 miles west of Sevenoaks, in Kent. Parties in Horns Green are part of our patch, as well as the surrounding area. We cater all 922 towns and villages in Kent. Our bookings stretch from Horns Green to London (about 15 miles away).
Within reach of Horns Green are historic houses such as Down House (2.1 miles north-west) and Quebec House (2.8 miles south). If you are hiring a historic venue for a big birthday, check its rules on outside caterers first. If the day starts at Church of St Peter and St Paul, the roast can be ready when everyone gets back. Horns Green is within about 5 miles of the Kent Downs National Landscape, so a garden party here comes with a lovely backdrop.
We bring hog roasts to parties all over the TN14 postcode area and the streets around it. Streets in the area include Cudham Lane South and Thrift Lane, and a party on any of them works with a garden, drive or yard for the roaster. Neighbouring places where we cater parties include Burlings (1 mile north-east), Cudham (1 mile north-west), Berry's Green (1 mile north-west), Single Street (1 mile north-west) and Aperfield (2 miles west). Larger places within reach include Dartford (11 miles north-east), Sevenoaks (5 miles east), Royal Tunbridge Wells (14 miles south-east), Gravesend (15 miles north-east), Tonbridge (11 miles south-east) and Northfleet (14 miles north-east).
Nearby you’ll also find Orpington Hospital (3.8 miles north). The countryside around Horns Green includes Downe Bank and Betsom's Hill.
- Pubs nearby include The Blacksmith's Arms (0.9 miles north-west)
Full catering or machine hire?
We also hire out the hog roast machine for confident cooks. You do the roasting and carving; we’ll confirm what comes with it when you ask.
Buying in a cold buffet is another option, but nothing beats hot pork and crackling carved in front of you, especially outdoors.
Where the roaster can go in Horns Green
We need room to cook safely and under cover. Things to check:
- A step-free way into the garden
- A word with the neighbours
- Parking close to the house
Not sure about the cooking spot? Send us a picture and we will tell you honestly before you book.
On the menu in Horns Green
- Stuffing and apple sauce
- Rotisserie chicken
- Salads
- Halloumi skewers (V)
- Hog roast rolls
- Jacket potatoes
- Coleslaw
- Vegan burger or sausage (Ve)
- Crackling
Events we cater in Horns Green
Hardly any clearing up, since we provide plates and tidy up.
A hog roast suits a wide range of occasions. Typical bookings include:
- Christenings and naming days
- Engagement parties
- 18th, 21st, 40th, 50th and 60th birthdays
- Summer parties in the garden
For guests coming by train, Knockholt station, about 3.4 miles north-east, is the nearest station.
What to look for in a quote
- The full menu and the sides
- When they arrive and when the food will be ready
- The space, cover and access they need
- If the price includes VAT
- Roasted slowly at your venue, outdoors and under cover
- Carved by our chef into rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
- Options beyond pork, including lamb, chicken and vegetarian dishes
- Staff to serve at the agreed time, then clear away