Hog roast hire, slow-roasted and carved at your event · London and the South East

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Hog roast hire in TN34

Hog roast hire across TN34, from Hastings, Hastings Old Town and Belmont. Weddings, parties, staff days, fêtes and wakes, slow-roasted and carved on site.

Hog roast hire in TN34

About hog roast hire in TN34

There is nothing quite like the smell of a hog roast drifting across a garden or field. We cook at your venue in TN34, low and slow, then serve it in rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling. We’re often asked to cater garden parties and barbecues and festive gatherings, with coleslaw, spit-roast lamb and crackling.

Rain doesn’t stop the roast, because we cook under cover. It is worth planning a sheltered place for people to eat, too.

  1. You share the when, where and how many.
  2. We look at the cooking area and send a price.
  3. We arrive early, set up under cover and start roasting.
  4. Our chef carves and our staff serve.
  5. We clear up and go.

Cost

Numbers make the biggest difference: bigger groups generally cost less per head, since much of the cost is fixed.

Why book with us

  • A clear quote with everything listed
  • A choice of salads and potatoes
  • Timed around your day
  • All the equipment comes with us

Getting a price

Planning ahead? Popular dates fill up early, especially summer Saturdays and December Fridays. Send us your date for a quote: use our quote form.

Around Hastings

In Hastings, that can mean an event near St Paul's Church of England Academy, The Duke pub and William Parker Sports College and the streets around them. Nearby too are Alexandra Park (under half a mile south-east), University School (0.9 miles south-east) and St Luke's Church (within half a mile west). The closest station to Hastings is St Leonards Warrior Square station, roughly 0.9 miles south of the centre. A little further out are Conquest Hospital (1.2 miles north) and Priory Meadow Shopping Centre (1.1 miles south-east). Open spaces near Hastings include Senlac Hill and Church Wood and Robsack Wood.

A hog roast across TN34: what to know

Across TN34, we cover 3 towns and 1 villages and hamlets, so the setting can be anything from Hastings, St Leonards and Hastings Old Town to a quiet hamlet: level ground, access and agreed timings. Around 12 places in TN34 are close to the coast, where we always think about wind when choosing a cooking spot.

Hastings: If you had Alexandra Park in mind, ask the council or landowner first: we can’t simply set up a roaster in a public park. If you’re organising a summer fair for a school like St Paul's Church of England Academy, a hog roast is a crowd-pleaser. Planning an evening hog roast in Hastings? Sunset is around 8:45pm in late May, 9:15pm at midsummer and 7:00pm in late September; once it’s dark, we need light at the carving station.

Why a hog roast works

You don’t need much on your side: just an outdoor spot for the roaster. We bring the rest.

However big or small the event in TN34, a hog roast feeds a crowd well. We are often asked to cater:

  • Staff days and open days
  • Garden parties and barbecues
  • Birthdays and anniversaries
  • Festive gatherings

Diets, allergies and alternatives

A little planning helps everyone eat safely. Here are a few tips:

  • Tell us about vegetarians and vegans so we bring enough halloumi skewers and vegan burgers or sausages
  • If anyone needs halal food, plan a separate option
  • Tell guests what’s on the menu in advance
  • Collect allergies with your RSVPs

Expect us to be on site for much of the day, because the roast starts hours before you eat.

Gluten-free rolls are available on request.

Catered or do it yourself?

Full catering or machine hire? Catered means we do everything: roasting, carving, serving and clearing. With DIY hire, you do the work and save on staffing.

Buying in a cold buffet is another option, but nothing beats hot pork and crackling carved in front of you.

What we serve, dish by dish

Spit-roast lamb

Lamb on the spit roasts gently for hours, and it’s carved the same way.

Vegan burger or sausage (Ve)

Vegan guests can have a vegan burger or sausage, so nobody misses out.

A hog roast compared with other options

A hog roast has one downside: it’s pork. That is why we offer lamb, chicken, halloumi skewers and a vegan option.

Comparing caterers

  • Exactly what’s included in the price
  • The full menu and the sides
  • Who carves and who serves
  • The deposit, balance and cancellation terms

FAQs for TN34

How long does a hog roast take to cook?

Hours rather than minutes. We’ll confirm our arrival time when we quote.

Is there a non-pork option?

We can add lamb or chicken, plus halloumi skewers for vegetarians and a vegan burger or sausage. Halal meat is not something we offer.

How do we prepare?

Just the agreed spot and a contact on the day. We bring the roaster, cover and serving kit.

Is crackling included?

Crackling is part of every roll for anyone who wants it.

Do you cover the whole of East Sussex?

We cover East Sussex and the rest of London and the South East. Send us the address for a quote.

Can we choose catered or DIY?

We offer full catering and DIY machine hire. We’ll explain what’s included in each when we quote.

What’s the price?

Numbers, menu and travel decide the price. Tell us your date and we will send a price.

  • Roasted on site for several hours, outdoors under cover
  • Carved to order by our chef, with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
  • Options beyond pork, including lamb, chicken and vegetarian dishes
  • Served when you’re ready, and we tidy the serving area afterwards

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