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Christmas Party Catering in Telham, East Sussex
From the hours of slow roasting to the last roll, a hog roast for your Christmas party turns the food into a centrepiece of your Christmas party in Telham.
- Lights switch-on evenings
- Winter fairs and markets
- Family Christmas gatherings
Christmas hog roast for Telham
Your questions about a hog roast for your Christmas party in Telham
Which station is closest to Telham?
Battle station, about 0.8 miles north-west of the centre.
Can you roast near the sea around Telham?
Yes, of course. Wind is something we plan for: a sheltered spot and secure cover.
Can you roast in the rain?
The roaster is under cover, so a shower doesn’t stop us. Your guests will want somewhere dry to eat.
Where does the hog roast go?
A level, open area outdoors with room for the roaster, a gazebo and a carving table, well clear of walls, tents and branches. We will confirm the space with your quote.
Is lighting needed?
Yes: the cooking area, serving table and path need lighting after dark. Tell us what’s already there and we will plan the rest with you.
Do you do Christmas fairs?
We do. Hot rolls on a cold evening sell well.
What comes with the hog roast?
Rolls with roast pork, stuffing, apple sauce and crackling. Extras include lamb, chicken, halloumi skewers, a vegan option, salads and potatoes.
When should we book our Christmas party?
Very quickly, so ask early. Weekdays often have more availability.
Christmas hog roast in Telham, carved to order
Roast turkey can join the pork for a traditional touch, with roast potatoes and salads. There are options for people who don’t eat pork. Whether it’s work Christmas parties and family Christmas gatherings, we will put together a menu of roast turkey, hog roast rolls and halloumi skewers.
In a small place like Telham, December lanes are dark, so tell us about the route and lighting at the spot. Everything we need to roast, carve and serve comes with us, and we leave the spot tidy when we go.
- Where
- Telham (TN33)
- Region
- East Sussex
- From the roaster
- Hog roast rolls, stuffing, apple sauce, crackling
- Extras
- Chicken, lamb, halloumi skewers and a vegan option
- Quotes
- Ask us for a quote
- Updated
- 27 October 2026
Is a hog roast right for your Christmas party?
Next to a winter barbecue, a hog roast copes much better with the cold. Adding lamb, chicken, extra sides or china changes the price, so each one is itemised. A simple menu keeps the cost down.
What you get with us
- Lamb, chicken and vegetarian options alongside
- Planned to your running order
- An itemised quote
- Our staff serve and clear
See our prices page and our hog roast cost guide.
The menu, dish by dish
Roast turkey
Offer turkey and pork, and everyone’s happy.
Crackling
For many people, the crackling is the best bit: crisp, golden and full of flavour.
Where the roaster can go in Telham
The cooking area is the main thing to plan. Check these:
- Parking near the cooking area
- Clearance from walls and tents
- Somewhere warm and dry for guests to eat
Not sure about the cooking spot? Send us a photo and we will tell you honestly before booking.
On the menu in Telham
- Rotisserie chicken
- Stuffing and apple sauce
- Salads
- Halloumi skewers (V)
- Crackling
- Roast potatoes
- Roast turkey
- Vegan option (Ve)
- Hog roast rolls
Telham in December: what to know
Telham is about 4 miles north-west of Hastings, in East Sussex. Hosts in Telham book us for Christmas parties of all sizes. We bring hog roasts to all 289 towns and villages in East Sussex, from the larger towns to small villages. Our bookings stretch from Telham to Brighton (about 28 miles away).
Christmas fairs at a church such as Chapel of the Ascension can book a hog roast stall. If people are coming by rail, Battle station is about 0.8 miles away. With the sea within about 5 miles, December breezes can be cold.
We cover Christmas parties in every part of TN33. Local streets include Hastings Road, Starr's Green Lane and Starrs Mead; a Christmas party on any of them works well with outdoor space and a way in. With the A2100 close by, Telham is simple for us to get to for your Christmas party. Other places close to Telham we cover include Kent Street (2 miles east), Sedlescombe (2 miles north-east), Whatlington (2 miles north), Westfield (3 miles east) and Swaile's Green (4 miles north). Within a short drive, we also cover Eastbourne (13 miles south-west), Hastings (4 miles south-east), Bexhill-on-Sea (5 miles south-west), Hailsham (12 miles west), St Leonards (4 miles south-east) and Polegate (13 miles south-west).
Nearby you’ll also find Hastings Castle (4.8 miles south-east) and Nortons Farm Museum (1.3 miles north-east). The countryside around Telham includes Senlac Hill and Church Wood and Robsack Wood.
- Local pubs include The Black Horse Public House (0.7 miles south-east)
Allergies and dietary needs
Most people love a hog roast, but it is pork. Some ways to look after everyone:
- Send the allergen list round before the party
- Stuffing usually contains gluten, so check the allergen list
- Tell us about vegetarians and vegans
- Ask for gluten-free rolls if needed
If the party runs late, we can hold the roast a little, so tell us about delays.
Festive lights around the serving area look great.
The process
A typical booking goes like this: we arrive, set up under cover and start roasting, the pork cooks slowly for hours, and we carve and serve at the agreed time. In December, it is dark in Telham by about 3:55pm, so even a late-afternoon Christmas party needs lighting by the roaster and the serving table. We set up in daylight and roast into the evening.
- Ask early for a December date.
- We check your venue and send a quote.
- We set up under cover in daylight.
- We serve pork, turkey and sides.
- We clear the serving area and go.
Before we arrive
- Pick a flat, open area outside for cooking
- Measure the narrowest gate or passage
- Make sure we can wheel the roaster to the spot
Getting a price
It is easy to get a price: tell us when, where, how many and what time you’d like to eat. We’ll reply with a clear price and what’s included. Send us your details through our quote form.
Planning help
For event organisers in Telham
Many venues set rules for outside caterers, from approved lists to where a gas roaster can go. Ask early, and tell us what they ask for.
If you’re planning an event on someone’s behalf, such as a wedding planner, an office manager or a fête committee, let us know who we’ll deal with on the day. We will keep you both updated.
Catered or do it yourself?
Full catering or machine hire? With catering, our chef roasts, carves and serves, and our staff clear up. With DIY hire, you do the work and save on staffing.
Buying in a cold buffet is another option, but nothing beats hot pork and crackling carved in front of you, especially outdoors.
Events we cater in Telham
Nothing beats hot pork on a December evening.
These are some of the most popular hog roast bookings near Telham:
- December open days
- Late-night shopping events
- End-of-year team celebrations
- Work Christmas parties
With the A2100 nearby, December journeys to Telham are straightforward.
Before you book anyone
- How dietary needs are handled
- Which meats, sides and extras are included
- If the price includes VAT
- Any travel or access charges
What else we do in Telham
- Slow-roasted on site for hours, outdoors at your event
- Carved by our chef into rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
- Vegetarian and vegan choices, plus lamb or chicken if you like
- Our team serves at your chosen time and clears up afterwards