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Hog Roast Wedding Catering in Telham, East Sussex
Plenty of choice: hog roast rolls, lamb, rotisserie chicken, halloumi skewers and a vegan option, plus salads, coleslaw and potatoes. Book a hog roast for your wedding in Telham.
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Wedding hog roast for Telham
Wedding venues and ceremonies near Telham
Telham is about 4 miles north-west of Hastings, in East Sussex. We take a hog roast for your wedding to homes, halls, workplaces and venues in Telham and the surrounding area. We bring hog roasts to 289 places in East Sussex, from the larger towns to small villages. Our bookings stretch from Telham to Brighton (28 miles away).
If you want countryside in your photos, Senlac Hill isn’t far. Nearby historic houses include Durhamford Manor (2.4 miles north). If your reception is at a historic house or estate, ask early about its rules on caterers and gas cooking. With the coast within about 5 miles, many venues here have sea views. We will plan a sheltered cooking spot.
Weddings anywhere in TN33 start with an outdoor spot for the roaster and a serving time. Local streets include Hastings Road, Starr's Green Lane and Starrs Mead; a wedding on any of them works well with outdoor space and a way in. Telham is on the A2100, so it’s easy for us to reach with the equipment. Close by, we cover weddings in Kent Street (2 miles east), Sedlescombe (2 miles north-east), Whatlington (2 miles north), Westfield (3 miles east) and Swaile's Green (4 miles north). Within a short drive, we also cover Eastbourne (13 miles south-west), Hastings (4 miles south-east), Bexhill-on-Sea (5 miles south-west), Hailsham (12 miles west), St Leonards (4 miles south-east) and Polegate (13 miles south-west).
Other landmarks nearby include Hastings Castle (4.8 miles south-east) and Nortons Farm Museum (1.3 miles north-east). Green spaces nearby include Senlac Hill and Church Wood and Robsack Wood.
- Nearby, you will find The Black Horse Public House (0.7 miles south-east)
Wedding hog roast near Telham
Your venue and we agree the cooking spot and timings, so nothing is left to chance. We are often asked to cater vow renewals and blessings and the main wedding meal, with halloumi skewers, new potatoes and salads.
Rural weddings around Telham have a magic of their own, and a whole hog roasting through the afternoon adds to it. Plan firm ground and a route for our vehicle. Your quote spells out what’s included: serving times, the menu, staff and anything else agreed.
- Location
- Telham (TN33)
- Area hub
- East Sussex
- Menu
- Pork, crackling, stuffing and apple sauce in rolls
- Also available
- Lamb, chicken, halloumi skewers (V), vegan option (Ve)
- Quotes
- Quoted for your event
- Last updated
- 27 October 2026
How it works
A typical booking goes like this: we arrive, set up under cover and start roasting, the roast cooks gently through the day, and our chef carves it when you’re ready. At midsummer, sunset in Telham is about 9:15pm, so we can time the carving before or after your sunset photos. In late May, sunset is about 8:45pm, and in late September about 7:00pm.
- Choose the main meal, the evening food or both.
- You get a quote listing menu, staff and plates.
- We confirm the cooking spot and access with the venue.
- We set up and roast for hours.
- We carve and serve, then clear away.
Before we arrive
- Measure the narrowest gate or passage
- Ensure the cooking area is away from walls, tents and trees
- Plan a step-free way in for the equipment
Ask for a quote
If you’re comparing hog roast caterers for Telham, ask each one exactly what’s included. Ours lists it clearly. To get yours, fill in our quote form.
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Organising for someone else?
For events on land you don’t own, such as a park or field, the landowner needs to agree to cooking and vehicles. Sort that first.
If you are organising for someone else, whether you are a planner, a PA or on a committee, let us know who we’ll deal with on the day. We will keep everyone in the loop.
Planning for dietary needs
Standard rolls and stuffing contain gluten, and gluten-free rolls are available on request. A few more tips:
- Share the menu with your venue coordinator
- Halal is not offered, so plan separately if needed
- Ask about dietary needs on your RSVP card
- Remember that stuffing normally contains gluten, so check the allergen list
You will not have to think about the food. We arrive hours before serving, roast through the day and carve on cue.
Choose sides to make it a full meal.
What we serve, dish by dish
Roast pork
Our chef carves the pork as it is needed, which keeps it hot and moist right to the last roll.
Rotisserie chicken
Rotisserie chicken is there for anyone who’d rather not have pork, and it suits fussy eaters.
Events we cater in Telham
No kitchen is needed at the venue, ideal for marquee and field weddings.
We are booked for all kinds of occasions in Telham and nearby. Some of the most common are:
- Weddings in a marquee
- Second-day get-togethers
- Wedding breakfasts
- Anniversary vow renewals
Put the station on your invitation: the nearest station is Battle station, about 0.8 miles north-west.
What your quote should include
- What crockery is supplied
- Any travel or access charges
- The space, cover and access they need
- The full menu and the sides
What the cooking area needs
The roaster needs the right spot, because it cooks outside for several hours, so a few things are worth checking:
- A way in for the roaster
- Clear space away from the marquee and any branches
- Power for lights in the evening
If you’re unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think before booking.
From the roaster
- Stuffing and apple sauce
- Roast or jacket potatoes
- Hog roast rolls
- Rotisserie chicken
- Spit-roast lamb
- Halloumi skewers (V)
- New potatoes
- Crackling
- Salads
- Vegan option (Ve)
Common questions in Telham
Which station is closest to Telham?
The closest is Battle station, roughly 0.8 miles away.
Can you cater after a service at Chapel of the Ascension?
Yes, at a home, hall or venue nearby with an outdoor spot for the roaster. Food is typically served at the reception venue rather than the church. Send us the address.
How big a hog will we need?
We size the roast to your numbers, so tell us your best estimate. The quote sets it out.
Where do you cook at a marquee wedding?
Outside, under its own cover, a safe distance from the marquee. We can serve inside the marquee if the supplier agrees.
Do you leave the area tidy?
Our staff clear up after service, leaving the spot as we found it.
Is there a non-pork option?
The menu has lamb, chicken, vegetarian and vegan options. We do not provide halal meat.
Where does the hog roast go?
Roughly the footprint of a gazebo or two, on level ground, well clear of walls, tents and branches. We’ll confirm the space with your quote.
Can you do gluten-free?
Ask for gluten-free rolls and we’ll bring them. We’ll give you full allergen information for every dish.
A hog roast compared with other options
Some couples have a formal meal and a hog roast in the evening; others make the hog roast the main meal. For larger numbers, a hog roast is normally good value, because one whole roast feeds a lot of people. The menu, extras such as china and the serving time all affect the final price.
Why Telham hosts choose us
- Halloumi skewers and a vegan option too
- An itemised quote
- We bring everything to cook and serve
- Fresh carving at the serving station
See how we price or our hog roast cost guide.
Should I cook it myself?
Roasting a whole hog yourself is possible, but it takes hours of attention, from early set-up to carving at the end. A catered hog roast means you can enjoy the day.
Timing is the tricky part of roasting your own: a whole hog takes hours, and it needs to be cooked through safely. If you’d rather not worry about it, let us cook.
- Roasted on site for several hours, outdoors under cover
- Our chef carves the pork, with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling on the side
- Lamb, chicken and vegetarian options alongside the pork
- Served when you’re ready, and we tidy the serving area afterwards