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Hog Roast for Staff Days in Telham, East Sussex

We bring a hog roast for your team across Telham and East Sussex, cooking slowly at your venue and serving it hot, with our staff looking after the serving.

  • Summer team parties
  • Launch days
  • Retirements and long-service awards

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A hog roast near Telham

Corporate hog roast in Telham, slow-roasted on site

For a client event, a hog roast carved by a chef makes an impression. With china and sides, it becomes a proper meal. On the menu are halloumi skewers, hog roast rolls and spit-roast lamb, and we are regularly asked to cater customer days and end-of-project celebrations.

For farms and rural sites near Telham, a hog roast brings a hot lunch to wherever the team is. Let us know about tracks and gates. Let us know about allergies and dietary needs in advance, and we’ll give you the allergen information for every dish before you book.

Location
Telham (TN33)
Area hub
East Sussex
From the roaster
Pork, crackling, stuffing and apple sauce in rolls
Extras
Spit-roast lamb, rotisserie chicken, vegetarian and vegan options
Quote
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Updated
27 October 2026
An open roll heaped with tender pulled pork

Diets, allergies and alternatives

A little planning helps everyone eat safely. Here are a few tips:

  • Give us vegetarian and vegan numbers
  • Put the allergen list where people can see it
  • Halal is not offered, so arrange it separately if needed
  • Find out how many do not eat pork, for the alternatives

On the day, we arrive early and set up where agreed, and the roast cooks through the morning.

Tell us about branding or theming for open days and we’ll fit in.

Perfect for your staff event in Telham

We look after serving and clearing, so nobody on your team has to help.

In Telham and nearby, we cater for all sorts of events. Some of the most common are:

  • Launch days
  • Long-service celebrations
  • Open days and family days
  • Summer staff parties

Central London is about 49 miles from Telham, well within our area.

Questions to ask before you book

  • Any travel or access charges
  • How dietary needs are handled
  • When payments are due and what happens if plans change
  • Whether plates or china are included

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Business events near Telham

Telham is about 4 miles north-west of Hastings, in East Sussex. Telham and the surrounding area are covered for staff events. We bring hog roasts to 289 places in East Sussex. Our bookings stretch from Telham to Brighton (28 miles away).

Nearby historic houses include Durhamford Manor (2.4 miles north). Historic venues suit client days, but check their rules on gas cooking first. By road, Telham is on or near the A2100, which makes it easy for us to reach. Within about 5 miles of the sea, sites can be windy.

We bring hog roasts to staff events all over TN33. Streets in the area include Hastings Road, Starr's Green Lane and Starrs Mead, and a staff event on any of them works with a garden, drive or yard for the roaster. Being close to the A2100, Telham is simple for us to get to with the roaster. Other places close to Telham we cover include Kent Street (2 miles east), Sedlescombe (2 miles north-east), Whatlington (2 miles north), Westfield (3 miles east) and Swaile's Green (4 miles north). Larger places within reach include Eastbourne (13 miles south-west), Hastings (4 miles south-east), Bexhill-on-Sea (5 miles south-west), Hailsham (12 miles west), St Leonards (4 miles south-east) and Polegate (13 miles south-west).

Well-known places in the area include Hastings Castle (4.8 miles south-east) and Nortons Farm Museum (1.3 miles north-east). Within reach you’ll find Senlac Hill and Church Wood and Robsack Wood.

  • Nearby, you will find The Black Horse Public House (0.7 miles south-east)
Map of Telham © OpenStreetMap contributors

How the day works

We roast under cover, so a shower won’t spoil the food. It is worth planning a sheltered place for people to eat, too. Evening staff events in Telham need light after sunset: about 9:15pm in June, 7:00pm in late September and 3:55pm in December.

  1. We start with the site, date, numbers and lunch break.
  2. We check site access and send a price.
  3. We set up early and get the hog roasting.
  4. Our chef carves and our staff serve to your timings.
  5. Afterwards we clear up and go.

Preparing for the day

  • Gather dietary requirements early
  • Plan a step-free way in for the equipment
  • Give us final numbers a week or so before

Getting a price

Busy weekends book up early, especially summer Saturdays and December Fridays. Send us your date for a quote: use our quote form.

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Planning help

Catered or do it yourself?

If you’re confident and want to save on staff, DIY machine hire is an option. You cook and carve it yourself; we’ll explain what’s supplied and how it works when we quote.

Full catering or machine hire? With catering, our chef roasts, carves and serves, and our staff clear up. With DIY hire, you do the work and save on staffing.

What affects the price in Telham

We work out each quote from:

  • Time on site
  • Whether you want china
  • Distance from us
  • Menu choices and extras

Distance is part of the price: travel is included in your quote, with any London charges listed. Tell us the exact address so the quote is accurate.

Details that help

We can quote more accurately with a few details. Here’s what to include:

  • Any dietary needs or allergies
  • The date and when you’d like to eat
  • Your menu choices
  • Roughly how many people

For a quote, send us a few details: your date, your venue or postcode, how many people and any menu choices. Use our quote form.

Organising for someone else?

Marquee hire companies frequently have rules about cooking near their tents, so tell them a hog roast is coming. The roaster stays a safe distance from the marquee.

If you are booking for a workplace, check with facilities about gas equipment and vehicle access. We work to the site’s rules.

A hog roast compared with other options

Next to a staff barbecue, nobody from the team is stuck cooking. Midweek and quieter months are often easier to book, and the menu you choose matters too. Ask us and we will suggest the best fit for your budget.

Why Telham hosts choose us

  • Fresh carving at the serving station
  • Our staff serve and clear
  • Self-contained: roaster, cover and serving kit
  • An itemised quote

Take a look at how we price or the cost guide.

A closer look at the menu

Stuffing and apple sauce

Sharp, sweet apple sauce and savoury sage and onion stuffing are the traditional pairing. Stuffing normally contains gluten.

Roast pork

The hog roasts slowly for hours, so the meat is tender and juicy, and it is carved fresh as people come up.

Telham questions

Can you roast near the sea around Telham?

Yes. We roast under cover and choose a sheltered spot where we can.

What’s the nearest station to Telham?

The closest is Battle station, roughly 0.8 miles away.

Can you feed staff and families?

Yes. Give us total numbers and we’ll cater for all.

Can the hog roast be cooked indoors?

Outside, always. Serving indoors is usually fine if the venue is happy.

When should we book?

Summer Saturdays and December book up first. For other dates, a few weeks can be enough. Ask and we will check.

Can we just hire the roaster?

DIY machine hire is available. We will explain what’s supplied and how it works when we quote.

How much room do you need?

A level, open area outdoors with room for the roaster, a gazebo and a carving table, away from buildings, marquee walls and overhanging trees. We will confirm the space with your quote.

What about staff who don’t eat pork?

We can add lamb or chicken, plus halloumi skewers for vegetarians and a vegan burger or sausage. Halal meat is not something we offer.

  • Roasted slowly at your venue, outdoors and under cover
  • Carved to order by our chef, with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
  • Options beyond pork, including lamb, chicken and vegetarian dishes
  • Served by our staff at the time you choose, then cleared away

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