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Corporate Hog Roast in East Malling

From the hours of slow roasting to the last roll, a hog roast for your team makes the food part of your staff event in East Malling.

  • Team-building days
  • Family fun days
  • Client and customer events

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Corporate hog roast in East Malling, slow-roasted on site

Instead of booking a restaurant, bring the food to the team. A hog roast in the car park or grounds keeps everyone together. Typical bookings include away days and new premises openings, with crackling, coleslaw and spit-roast lamb.

Around East Malling, teams work at farms, workshops and units. It works at any of them. We bring the roaster, the cover and everything we need to cook and serve, and we pack away and leave the area as we found it.

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Location
East Malling (ME19)
County
Kent
On the menu
Roast pork rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
Also available
Chicken, lamb, halloumi skewers and a vegan option
Quotes
Contact us for a quote
Last updated
26 October 2026

Workplace catering around East Malling

East Malling is about 4 miles north-west of Maidstone, in Kent. We set up the roaster at gardens, car parks, yards and venues around East Malling. We cover 922 places in Kent. We cater events right across the region, from East Malling to London (27 miles away).

Among the historic houses close to East Malling are Starkey Castle (4.9 miles north). Estates and historic houses can make memorable settings for client events, but they typically set strict rules for caterers. East Malling sits roughly 27 miles from central London.

Anywhere in ME19, we can roast on site for your staff, from busy streets to quiet lanes. Whether your staff event is on High Street, Chapman Way and Lister Close or anywhere nearby, we can set up and roast there. Close by, we cover staff events in Well Street (1 mile south), Ditton (1 mile east), West Malling (1 mile west), Aylesford (2 miles east) and Kings Hill (2 miles south-west). Larger places within reach include Maidstone (4 miles south-east), Sittingbourne (13 miles east), Dartford (14 miles north-west), Sevenoaks (11 miles west), Royal Tunbridge Wells (13 miles south-west) and Gravesend (10 miles north).

A little further out are Leybourne Castle (0.9 miles north-west) and Fremlin Walk (3.9 miles east). Within reach you will find Burham Down and Blue Bell Hill.

  • Schools near East Malling include The Malling School (within half a mile south) and The Malling School (less than half a mile south)
  • Pubs nearby include The Rising Sun pub (under half a mile south)
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Looking after everyone

We give full allergen information for every dish. To make the most of it:

  • Remember that stuffing normally contains gluten
  • Collect dietary needs when you send the invite
  • Label the vegetarian and vegan food
  • Halal is not offered, so arrange it separately if needed

We will sign in and follow site rules, and keep vehicles where you ask.

Add sides for a bigger lunch.

Where the roaster can go in East Malling

Most gardens, car parks, yards and fields work if a few things are right. Here’s what helps:

  • A level spot in the car park, yard or grounds
  • Somewhere for staff to eat if it rains
  • Space away from buildings, vehicles and trees

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise.

From the roaster

  • Crackling
  • Coleslaw
  • Salads
  • Halloumi skewers (V)
  • Hog roast rolls
  • Rotisserie chicken
  • Spit-roast lamb
  • Vegan option (Ve)
  • Stuffing and apple sauce

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Working with your venue

If you’re booking for a workplace, ask your facilities team about outside caterers and gas cooking. We work to the site’s rules.

Booking for a club or group? A single point of contact keeps things simple, especially on the day.

A hog roast compared with other options

Next to a plated lunch, a hog roast is relaxed and typically better value. A hog roast is often good value for a crowd, because one whole roast feeds plenty of people. Extras, china and longer service add to it.

What you get with us

  • We bring everything to cook and serve
  • A clear quote with everything listed
  • Carved to order by a chef
  • Sides to make it a full meal

Read our prices page and our hog roast cost guide.

The menu, dish by dish

Rolls and gluten-free rolls

A hog roast roll is designed to be eaten in the hand. We can bring gluten-free rolls if you ask.

Halloumi and vegetable skewers (V)

For vegetarians, halloumi and vegetable skewers are cooked separately from the meat, a hot, filling option of their own.

Step by step

We work to your timings. If the day runs behind, we can hold the cooked roast for a while before carving, so tell us as soon as plans change. In East Malling, summer evenings stay light until about 9:20pm, so an after-work hog roast works well in summer. In late September, the light goes at about 7:00pm.

  1. Start with the date, site and numbers.
  2. We check with facilities and quote.
  3. We arrive and set up under cover.
  4. We carve and serve quickly.
  5. We clear up afterwards.

Preparing for the day

  • Give us a contact number for the day
  • Plan somewhere sheltered for people to eat if it rains
  • Plan a step-free way in for the equipment

How to get a price

It’s easy to get a price: tell us when, where, how many and what time you’d like to eat. You’ll get a clear quote listing what’s included. Use our quote form.

Tell us about your event

Planning help

Questions from East Malling

Is East Malling close to London?

About 27 miles from central London.

Can you do a hog roast in Ditton Quarry?

Only with permission from the park’s owner, usually the council, and many parks don’t allow cooking. Check with them first.

How big a hog will we need?

The roast is chosen to suit how many you are feeding, so tell us your best estimate. The quote sets it out.

Is crockery included?

Plates are included. You can upgrade to china if you prefer.

How far ahead should we book?

Popular dates go early. But do ask even at short notice: send us your details through our quote form.

Does the roaster have to be outside?

It cooks outside, under a gazebo, on a level spot. The food can be carried in and served indoors where the venue allows.

What about staff who do not eat pork?

Add lamb, chicken, halloumi and vegetable skewers or a vegan option. Please note we don’t offer halal meat.

Can we hire the machine and cook it ourselves?

Yes, for confident cooks. Ask and we’ll talk you through it.

Prices and what affects them

Your quote depends on:

  • Site access
  • Travel to East Malling
  • How long the roast and service take
  • Which meats and sides you choose

Numbers make the biggest difference: bigger groups generally cost less per head, since much of the cost is fixed.

Details that help

When you get in touch, please mention:

  • Which meats and sides you’d like
  • Where the event is
  • Any venue rules
  • Your date and serving time

Not sure how many to cater for? A rough figure is fine for a first quote, then confirm closer to the date. Use our quote form.

Why choose corporate hog roast in East Malling?

It feels like a treat without the cost of a restaurant.

Lots of different events suit a hog roast in East Malling. Here are some of the most popular:

  • Team days and away days
  • Summer team parties
  • New premises openings
  • Site open days

For colleagues arriving by train, East Malling station, about 0.7 miles south-east, is the nearest station.

Comparing caterers

  • How long the roast takes and when they’ll arrive
  • Which meats, sides and extras are included
  • How they handle allergens and dietary needs
  • Whether plates or china are included

Our full booking checklist

  • Cooked where you are, slowly, over several hours outdoors
  • Carved to order by our chef, with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
  • Not just pork: spit-roast lamb, chicken and vegetarian choices
  • Staff to serve at the agreed time, then clear away

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