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Hog Roast for a Wake in Upminster, Greater London
Plenty of choice: hog roast rolls, lamb, rotisserie chicken, halloumi skewers and a vegan option, with salads and potatoes on the side. Funeral wake catering in Upminster.
- Gatherings after a cremation
- Wakes in village halls
- Ashes ceremonies
Slow-roasted pork in Upminster
Arranging a wake in Upminster
Upminster is about 2 miles east of Hornchurch, in Greater London. Upminster and the surrounding area are covered for wakes. We cater all 764 towns and villages across Greater London, from the larger towns to small villages. We cater events right across the region, from Upminster to London (about 16 miles away).
A club or hall near Upminster gives space for everyone and outdoor room for the roaster. For anyone coming to the funeral by train, Upminster station is in Upminster itself.
We bring hog roasts to wakes all over RM14 and RM11 and the streets around it. That could mean a wake in a garden on Station Road, Latham Place and Deyncourt Gardens or the roads around them, wherever there is an outdoor spot for the roaster. For wakes just outside Upminster, we cover Upminster Bridge (1 mile west), Cranham (1 mile east), Emerson Park (1 mile north-west), Hornchurch (2 miles west) and Puddle Dock (2 miles east). Within a short drive, we also cover Shoreditch (14 miles west), Walthamstow (12 miles west), Hoxton (15 miles west), Whitechapel (14 miles west), Orpington (14 miles south-west) and Highbury (15 miles west).
Other landmarks nearby include Upminster Tithe Barn Museum of Nostalgia (0.5 miles north) and St George's Hospital (1.7 miles south-west). Green spaces nearby include Cranham Marsh.
- Local schools include Eastbrook School (less than half a mile south-east)
- Pubs nearby include The Crumpled Horn pub (within half a mile south-west)
- Local facilities include Hornchurch Urban District (1.6 miles west)
Funeral wake catering in Upminster, carved to order
Some families choose a hog roast because it was a favourite. Let us know if there is anything special and we’ll do our best. Popular choices include halloumi skewers, salads and roast pork in rolls or on plates, and typical bookings are for gatherings at clubs and pubs and anniversary memorials.
In Upminster, a hall with outdoor space is frequently the easiest option, though home can work with a garden and side access. We plan the timings around your day, because the roast has to start hours before you eat, so the food is ready at the right moment.
- Area
- Upminster (RM14, RM11)
- County
- Greater London
- On the menu
- Roast pork rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
- Alongside
- Spit-roast lamb, rotisserie chicken, vegetarian and vegan options
- Price
- Quoted for your event
- Page updated
- 26 October 2026
Towns and villages near Upminster
Also in Upminster
How we price a hog roast for the wake
Things that change the price:
- The serving time and how long we are on site
- How many people are eating
- Site access
- Travel to Upminster
Published UK guides give a wide range for hog roast catering, from around £10 a head for a basic roll to £20 or more with sides and service. Every event gets its own quote, so you know exactly what you’re paying for.
What we need to know
To check the date and the space, tell us:
- Where the event is
- Anything the venue has asked for
- Rough numbers
- Your date and serving time
We price every booking individually, because numbers, menu, serving time and travel vary. Tell us about your wake for a quote: use our quote form.
Diets, allergies and alternatives
Tell us about dietary needs early and we’ll help. Tips:
- Give us numbers for the alternatives
- Ask close family about dietary needs
- Stuffing usually contains gluten, so check the allergen list
- Older guests may prefer food on plates
We arrive in good time and roast quietly, out of the way of arriving guests.
Ask for gluten-free rolls if needed.
Working with your venue
For venues and planners, we can fit around your other suppliers.
Booking for a club or group? One clear contact makes everything easier, particularly when timings shift.
How it works
Service is quick once we start carving: our chef carves and our staff fill the rolls or plates, and sides go out at the same time. When everyone has eaten, we clear up and leave the spot tidy. Most wakes in Upminster are held in the afternoon, which is daylight for most of the year, though in December it is dark by about 3:50pm.
- Contact us as soon as you have a date.
- We confirm the space.
- We cook on site.
- We serve quietly.
- We leave the venue tidy.
Preparing for the day
- Check there’s a route to wheel the equipment in, without steps
- Keep the spot clear of buildings, marquee walls and overhanging branches
- Give us final numbers a week or so before
Getting a price
Numbers not final yet? Give us your best estimate and we will quote on that, then confirm closer to the date. Send us your details through our quote form.
Planning help
Why a carved hog roast beats a buffet
If the hall or pub provides food, ask whether outside caterers are allowed. Extras such as lamb, chicken, more sides or china crockery add to the cost, so each one is itemised. Keeping it simple keeps it affordable.
Why book our hog roast in Upminster
- Crackling for everyone who wants it
- Carved by our chef in front of your guests
- A choice of salads and potatoes
- Self-contained: roaster, cover and serving kit
See how we price or what a hog roast costs.
The menu, dish by dish
Roast pork
The hog roasts slowly for hours, so the meat is tender and juicy, and it’s carved fresh as people come up.
Stuffing and apple sauce
Stuffing and a dollop of apple sauce make the roll, just as they should.
Where the roaster can go in Upminster
Most outdoor spaces can work with a little planning. Here’s what we look for:
- Vehicle access near the cooking area
- Approval from the landlord or committee
- Space away from the building and any trees
As a London location, Upminster is inside the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and access takes planning: tell us about side or rear access, steps and parking for our vehicle.
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise before booking.
From the roaster
- Vegan option (Ve)
- Salads
- Halloumi skewers (V)
- Stuffing and apple sauce
- Rotisserie chicken
- Coleslaw
- Hog roast rolls
- New potatoes
Who books funeral wake catering in Upminster?
It copes with timings that shift.
These are some of the most popular hog roast bookings near Upminster:
- Gatherings at the family home
- Remembrance days
- Gatherings after a cremation
- Gatherings after scattering ashes
Families holding a service at Church of St Laurence frequently gather afterwards at a nearby hall, where the roast can be ready.
What to look for in a quote
- Arrival time and how long the roast needs
- How dietary needs are handled
- Whether VAT is included
- Exactly what’s included in the price
Upminster: your questions answered
Can you do a hog roast in St. Andrew's Park?
Only with permission from the park’s owner, generally the council, and many parks don’t allow cooking. Check with them first, and tell us what they say.
Which station is closest to Upminster?
Upminster station, in Upminster itself.
How long does a hog roast take to cook?
It depends on the size of the hog and the weather, but it is several hours. We’ll confirm our arrival time when we quote.
Is a week’s notice enough?
Generally. Contact us as soon as you have a date and we will tell you quickly.
Can you be flexible on serving time?
We’ll be as flexible as we can. Give us a contact on the day and we’ll adjust.
Is mains power needed?
Not to cook, because the roaster is gas-fired. Tell us what’s available and we will plan around it.
Do you serve rolls or plates?
Either: plates with sides or simple rolls.
How much will it be?
Every booking is quoted individually, based on numbers, menu, service time and distance. Ask us for a quote.
- Roasted on site for several hours, outdoors under cover
- Carved by our chef into rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
- Options beyond pork, including lamb, chicken and vegetarian dishes
- Served by our staff at the time you choose, then cleared away