Hog roast hire, slow-roasted and carved at your event · London and the South East
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Greater London · England

Party Hog Roast for Crooked Billet

Plenty of choice: hog roast rolls, lamb, rotisserie chicken, halloumi skewers and a vegan option, with salads and potatoes on the side. Book a hog roast for your party in Crooked Billet.

  • Close and cul-de-sac parties
  • Engagement parties
  • Naming ceremonies

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Slow-roasted pork in Crooked Billet

Who books party hog roast in Crooked Billet?

The roast becomes part of the entertainment.

Hosts in Crooked Billet book us for everything from small get-togethers to big outdoor events. For example:

  • 18th, 21st, 40th, 50th and 60th birthdays
  • Family reunions
  • Neighbourhood parties
  • Anniversary parties

Historic houses near Crooked Billet include Southside House (0.5 miles south-west) and Pembroke Lodge (3.2 miles north-west). For most parties, a garden or hall is easier than a historic venue with strict catering rules.

What your quote should include

  • What the price includes, item by item
  • Plates, china and cutlery
  • Whether travel is included
  • How dietary needs are handled

Our full booking checklist

Party hog roast near Crooked Billet

Party food needs to be easy to eat, and pork rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling are just that. Chicken and vegetarian options keep everyone happy. Whether it is engagement parties and big family get-togethers, we will put together a menu of hog roast rolls, crackling and rotisserie chicken and more.

Planning a London party in Crooked Billet? A hog roast means no cooking for you, at home or a hall with a garden. A long roast means a word with the neighbours. Our staff serve and clear, so nobody in your party has to serve.

Where
Crooked Billet (SW19, SW20)
Region
Greater London
From the roaster
Hog roast rolls, stuffing, apple sauce, crackling
Also available
Chicken, lamb, halloumi skewers and a vegan option
Quotes
Contact us for a quote
Page updated
26 October 2026
A garden decorated with bunting and festoon lights

Prices and what affects them

Each booking is quoted on its own, based on a few main things:

  • How easy it is to reach the spot
  • The journey to the venue
  • How many people are eating
  • The serving time and how long we are on site

UK price guides vary widely: roughly £10 a head for a simple roll, rising past £20 with more included. Every event gets its own quote, so you know exactly what you’re paying for.

Details that help

A few details help us give you an accurate quote. Here’s what’s useful:

  • Dietary requirements
  • Roughly how many people
  • Any venue rules
  • A photo of the cooking area

If you’re comparing hog roast caterers for Crooked Billet, ask each one exactly what’s included. We spell it out in ours. For a quote, use our quote form.

The process

Here’s how the day normally runs: the roaster goes up and the hog goes on, the roast cooks gently through the day, and our chef carves it when you are ready. A summer party in Crooked Billet stays light until about 9:20pm at midsummer, so a garden party can run well into the evening. By late September sunset is around 7:05pm, so plan festoon lights for later parties.

  1. Send a picture of where the roaster could go.
  2. We confirm it works and send a quote.
  3. On the day, we roast slowly under cover.
  4. We serve when you’re ready.
  5. We clear up so you don’t have to.

Getting ready for the day

  • Choose a level, open spot outdoors for the roaster
  • Give us a contact number for the day
  • Make sure the cooking area is away from walls, tents and trees

Getting a price

Send us the date, the address or SW19 postcode and rough numbers, plus when you’d like to eat. We will check the date and send a quote. Send us your details through our quote form.

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Planning help

Catered or do it yourself?

You could go for a cold buffet, but nothing beats hot pork and crackling carved in front of you, especially outdoors.

You could roast a hog yourself, but it is a long day’s work, from setting up and lighting the roaster to carving. With us catering, you get to be a host, not a cook.

Planning the cooking spot

Most outdoor spaces can work if a few things are right. Here’s what helps:

  • A level patio, lawn or driveway
  • Parking close to the house
  • A spot well away from the house

Crooked Billet is in London, within the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and access can be tight: tell us about side or rear access, steps and parking for our vehicle.

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise before you book.

Popular choices

  • Vegan burger or sausage (Ve)
  • Halloumi skewers (V)
  • Jacket potatoes
  • Salads
  • Rotisserie chicken
  • Coleslaw
  • Hog roast rolls
  • Stuffing and apple sauce
  • Crackling

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Diets, allergies and alternatives

Rolls and stuffing normally contain gluten, and gluten-free rolls are available on request. Other tips:

  • Plan separately for anyone who needs halal food
  • Give us numbers for vegetarians and vegans
  • Add a dietary question to the invite
  • Check the allergen list, as stuffing typically contains gluten

We set up where we agreed and stay out of the way, leaving the garden to you and your guests.

Gluten-free rolls are available on request.

For event organisers in Crooked Billet

If you’re booking for a workplace, check with facilities about gas equipment and vehicle access. We will fit in with site rules.

For events on land you don’t own, such as a park or field, you’ll need the landowner’s permission for cooking and vehicles. Sort that first.

Crooked Billet parties: what to know

Crooked Billet is about 1 mile west of Wimbledon, in Greater London. Hosts in Crooked Billet book us for parties of all sizes. Crooked Billet is one of 764 towns and villages in Greater London we cover. Our bookings stretch from Crooked Billet to London (8 miles away).

No room at home? A club or hall near Crooked Billet with outdoor space frequently works. For party guests on the train, the closest railway station is Raynes Park station, roughly 0.9 miles south of the centre.

We cover parties in every part of SW19 and SW20. Local streets include Camp Road, Mckay Road and Pepys Road; a party on any of them works well with outdoor space and a way in. If your venue is just outside Crooked Billet, we also cover Copse Hill (1 mile south-west), Wimbledon (1 mile east), Bushey Mead (1 mile south), Wimbledon Chase (1 mile south-east) and Kingston Vale (1 mile north-west). We also serve nearby towns such as London (8 miles north-east), City of Westminster (7 miles north-east), Marylebone (8 miles north-east), Kensington (6 miles north), St Pancras (9 miles north-east) and Shoreditch (10 miles north-east).

A little further out are Wimbledon Museum (0.5 miles east) and Coombe (1.6 miles west). Green spaces nearby include Kew Gardens Lake and Henman Hill.

  • Schools near Crooked Billet include Ursuline Preparatory School (less than half a mile south-east) and Hollymount School (0.5 miles south)
  • Local pubs include The Fox and Grapes pub (less than half a mile north)
Map of Crooked Billet © OpenStreetMap contributors

Crooked Billet: your questions answered

Can you cater after a service at Christ Church?

Yes, at a nearby hall, home or venue with room to cook outside. Churches rarely have space for a hog roast, so the food is normally elsewhere. Tell us where you’ll gather.

Could you cook in Cannizaro Park?

Only with permission from the park’s owner, generally the council, and many parks don’t allow cooking. Check with them first, and tell us what they say.

Does the roaster have to be outside?

It cooks outside, under a gazebo, on a level spot. The food can be carried in and served indoors where the venue allows.

What about the neighbours?

Let them know in advance, especially if the roaster is near a fence.

Do you cover Crooked Billet?

Yes. We cater across London and the South East, including Crooked Billet and Greater London. Send us the address for a quote.

Is crockery included?

We bring plates as standard. If you’d like china, ask and we will add it to the quote.

Is clearing up included?

We bring plates and clear up after service.

How much will it be?

Numbers, menu and travel decide the price. Send us the details and we’ll quote.

What comes off the roaster

Halloumi and vegetable skewers (V)

Some guests will be vegetarian, and halloumi skewers give them a proper hot option.

Rotisserie chicken

Rotisserie chicken is a simple, popular alternative to pork, roasted until golden.

  • Slow-roasted on site for hours, outdoors at your event
  • Carved by our chef into rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
  • Vegetarian and vegan choices, plus lamb or chicken if you like
  • Staff to serve at the agreed time, then clear away

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