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Funeral Wake Catering for Nyetimber

We bring a hog roast for the wake across Nyetimber and West Sussex, roasting on site and carving to order, with our staff looking after the serving.

  • Gatherings after scattering ashes
  • Memorial events
  • Church and village hall wakes

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About our funeral wake catering in Nyetimber

Wake catering across Nyetimber and West Sussex, at homes, halls and venues, with the roast cooked on site. Typical bookings include remembrance days and family get-togethers after a service, serving roast pork in rolls or on plates, apple sauce and salads.

For a wake in a place like Nyetimber, the village hall is often the heart of it, and its grounds suit the roaster. Your quote spells out what’s included: serving times, the menu, staff and anything else agreed, with no surprises on the day.

Where
Nyetimber (PO21)
County
West Sussex
From the roaster
Hog roast rolls, stuffing, apple sauce, crackling
Also available
Spit-roast lamb, rotisserie chicken, vegetarian and vegan options
Quote
Ask us for a quote
Last updated
26 October 2026
Garden lawn with a dressed table, ready for an outdoor event

What happens on the day

Carving is part of the show: our chef carves the pork in front of the queue, and the crackling is shared out so everyone gets some. Summer evenings in Nyetimber stay light until about 9:20pm, so a garden gathering works well.

  1. Contact us as soon as you have a date.
  2. We check the cooking spot with the venue.
  3. We set up and roast on the day.
  4. We serve quietly.
  5. We tidy up and go.

Before we arrive

  • Choose someone to meet us on arrival
  • Choose a level, open spot outdoors for the roaster
  • Think about shelter for your guests

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Getting a quote is simple: date, place, numbers and serving time. You’ll get a clear quote listing what’s included. Fill in our quote form.

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Allergies and dietary needs

Standard rolls and stuffing contain gluten, and gluten-free rolls are available on request. Other tips:

  • Ask close family about dietary needs
  • Count anyone who doesn’t eat pork
  • Stuffing usually contains gluten
  • Ask for gluten-free rolls if needed

Name a friend or relative as our contact, so the immediate family isn’t disturbed.

Ask for gluten-free rolls if needed.

Where the roaster can go in Nyetimber

The roaster needs the right spot, because it cooks outside for several hours, so a few things are worth checking:

  • The venue’s agreement to a gas-fired roaster
  • A safe distance from the hall
  • A short route for the equipment

If you are unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think.

From the roaster

  • Stuffing and apple sauce
  • Vegan option (Ve)
  • Coleslaw
  • Rotisserie chicken
  • New potatoes
  • Salads
  • Halloumi skewers (V)
  • Hog roast rolls

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The menu, dish by dish

Stuffing and apple sauce

Apple sauce brings sweetness and sharpness are the traditional pairing. Note that stuffing typically contains gluten.

Vegan burger or sausage (Ve)

For vegans, there is a vegan burger or sausage in a roll, so everyone has something hot.

Why choose funeral wake catering in Nyetimber?

There are options for those who don’t eat pork.

Lots of different events suit a hog roast. Here are some of the most popular:

  • One-year memorials
  • Wakes at home
  • Memorial gatherings
  • Gatherings after scattering ashes

After a service at The Parish Church of St Thomas A Becket, a wake at a hall or home close by means less travelling for everyone.

Comparing caterers

  • Where the roaster goes and what it needs
  • How many staff will carve and serve
  • What crockery is supplied
  • The menu, including sides and any extras

How to compare hog roast caterers

Nyetimber: your questions answered

How far is Nyetimber from London?

Roughly 57 miles from the centre of London, and we cover it as standard.

We’re gathering after a service at The Parish Church of St Thomas A Becket: can you cater?

Yes, at a home, hall or venue nearby with an outdoor spot for the roaster. Food is normally served at the reception venue rather than the church. Send us the address.

Can you do gluten-free?

We can supply gluten-free rolls on request. We will give you full allergen information for every dish.

Do you provide china?

Plates come as standard. China crockery is available on request and quoted separately.

Does the roaster have to be outside?

No, the roast is always cooked outdoors under cover, away from buildings and marquee walls. We can often serve indoors if the venue agrees.

Do we need our own staff?

No need for your own staff: our chef carves and our team serves and clears.

What do people get?

Pork, stuffing, apple sauce and crackling in a soft roll. Sides and extra meats are listed in your quote.

What if things run late?

Because the roast takes hours, we plan from your serving time, and we can hold the roast for a while if the day runs behind.

What affects the price in Nyetimber

The biggest factors are:

  • The number of people
  • Menu choices and extras
  • Time on site
  • Whether you want china

Compare like for like: menu, sides, serving time, staff, plates and travel. The cheapest quote is not always the best value.

What to tell us

Here’s what we’ll ask:

  • Where the event is
  • What the outdoor space is like
  • Anything the venue has asked for
  • Rough numbers

Every quote lists the menu, the serving time, staff and plates, so you can compare caterers fairly. Use our quote form.

For event organisers in Nyetimber

If you’re booking for a workplace, ask your facilities team about outside caterers and gas cooking. We work to the site’s rules.

If you’re a venue or event planner, we’re happy to work alongside your team, sharing timings and a site plan.

Wakes in Nyetimber: venues and practical details

Nyetimber is about 2 miles south-west of Bognor Regis, in West Sussex. We cover Nyetimber and its neighbours for wakes. Nyetimber is one of 371 places in West Sussex we cover. You can also see our page for Brighton, about 27 miles away.

For family travelling by train, the closest railway station is Bognor Regis station, roughly 2.6 miles east of the centre. The coast is within about 3 miles of Nyetimber.

For wakes in PO21, we just need to know where the roaster can cook and a serving time. Your wake could be at a house on Lion Road, Hook Lane and Anson Road or the roads around them, as long as there’s somewhere outside to cook. Other places close to Nyetimber we cover include Pagham (1 mile south-west), Aldwick (1 mile east), South Mundham (2 miles north-west), Fisher (2 miles north-west) and Sidlesham (2 miles west). Larger places within reach include Worthing (15 miles east), Chichester (5 miles north-west), Selsey (4 miles south-west), Littlehampton (9 miles east), Emsworth (10 miles north-west) and Rustington (10 miles east).

Nearby you’ll also find Bognor Regis Museum (2.4 miles east) and Bognor Regis War Memorial Hospital (2.8 miles east).

  • Local schools include The Regis School (2.2 miles north-east)
  • Nearby, you will find The Lamb pub (less than half a mile west)
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A hog roast or other catering?

Compared with sandwich platters, a hog roast is a warm meal, especially in colder months. Midweek and quieter months are frequently easier to book, and the menu you choose matters too. Ask us and we will suggest the best fit for your budget.

Why us?

  • We bring everything to cook and serve
  • Slow-roasted at your venue, not reheated
  • Salads, potatoes and coleslaw to go with it
  • A clear quote with everything listed

Read our pricing or the cost guide.

  • Roasted on site for several hours, outdoors under cover
  • Our chef carves the pork, with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling on the side
  • Lamb, chicken and vegetarian options alongside the pork
  • Our team serves at your chosen time and clears up afterwards

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