Isle of Wight · England
Funeral Wake Catering in Totland
From the hours of slow roasting to the last roll, a hog roast for the wake makes the food part of your wake in Totland.
- Memorial gatherings
- Gatherings at the family home
- Gatherings after a cremation
A hog roast near Totland
How our funeral wake catering works in Totland
We keep things simple for families: a short conversation, a clear quote and a calm service on the day. We’re frequently asked to cater wakes in village halls and gatherings after scattering ashes, with salads, apple sauce and roast pork in rolls or on plates.
In Totland, the hall or the family home is a natural choice. Tell us about outdoor space for the roaster. Let us know about allergies and dietary needs in advance, and we will tell you exactly what’s in each dish before booking.
- Where
- Totland (PO39, PO40)
- Area hub
- Isle of Wight
- On the menu
- Hog roast rolls, stuffing, apple sauce, crackling
- Extras
- Chicken, lamb, halloumi skewers and a vegan option
- Quotes
- Contact us for a quote
- Last updated
- 26 October 2026
The process
We roast under cover, so a shower won’t spoil the food. Your guests will still want somewhere dry to eat, such as a marquee, hall or barn. Most wakes in Totland are held in the afternoon, so light is rarely a problem, though in December it is dark by about 4:05pm.
- Tell us the date, venue and rough numbers.
- We reply quickly with a price.
- The roast cooks while you are at the service.
- We serve calmly as people arrive.
- We clear away discreetly.
Getting ready for the day
- Have a covered area for eating in case of rain
- Ensure we can wheel the roaster to the spot
- Confirm numbers ahead of the day
How to get a price
Tell us your date, venue or postcode and roughly how many people, along with your serving time. We will confirm availability and send a price. Fill in our quote form.
Planning help
Before you choose a spot
The right spot for the roaster makes everything easier. Look for:
- Space inside for guests
- The venue’s agreement to a gas-fired roaster
- A short route for the equipment
Totland is a more remote spot, so tell us early and we’ll plan the journey.
If you’re unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think before you book.
Popular choices
- Halloumi skewers (V)
- Hog roast rolls
- Coleslaw
- Rotisserie chicken
- Stuffing and apple sauce
- Vegan option (Ve)
- New potatoes
- Salads
Planning the wake in Totland
Nobody in the family has to cook or serve.
Whatever the occasion in Totland, a slow roast goes a long way. We’re often asked to cater:
- Wakes at home
- Pub and club wakes
- Family meals after a funeral
- Gatherings after scattering ashes
Totland is on or near the B3322, handy for relatives driving in.
What to look for in a quote
- Payment terms and cancellation policy
- What crockery is supplied
- Allergen information for every dish
- How long the roast takes and when they’ll arrive
For planners, venues and organisers
For workplace bookings, ask your facilities team about outside caterers and gas cooking. We’ll fit in with site rules.
Some venues add a fee for outside caterers, so it is worth asking first. We will work with the venue on access and the cooking spot.
A closer look at the menu
Vegan burger or sausage (Ve)
For vegans, there’s a vegan burger or sausage in a roll, so nobody misses out.
Rolls and gluten-free rolls
Rolls make a hog roast easy to eat anywhere. Gluten-free rolls can be provided on request.
Prices and what affects them
We work out each quote from:
- How long the roast and service take
- Travel to Totland
- Menu choices and extras
- Access to the cooking area
Adding lamb, chicken, extra sides or china changes the price, so each one is itemised. Keeping it simple keeps it affordable.
Getting an accurate quote
We can quote more accurately with a few details. Here’s what to include:
- What the outdoor space is like
- Any venue rules
- The address or postcode
- Rough numbers
A quote from us sets out the menu, timings, staffing and what’s included, so you can compare caterers fairly. Send us your details through our quote form.
Why choose a hog roast in Totland?
Compared with family members cooking, we take the cooking off the family’s hands. Most of the cost is the meat, the staff and the time on site. Slow roasting means we’re on site for much of the day, and the quote reflects that.
Why book with us
- No surprises: everything in writing
- Choices for people who do not eat pork
- Sides to make it a full meal
- We bring everything to cook and serve
See our pricing or our hog roast cost guide.
Totland: halls, homes and travel
Totland is about 5 miles south of Lymington, in the Isle of Wight. Our roaster is a regular sight at wakes around Totland. Totland is one of 125 towns and villages in the Isle of Wight where we cater. You can also see our page for Southampton, about 18 miles away.
If the funeral is at a church such as Christ Church, a hall or home nearby keeps the journey to the wake short. Local halls and clubs near Totland can host a wake if home is too small. Totland is within about a mile of the sea.
We cover wakes in every part of PO39 and PO40 and the streets around it. We can cater a wake on streets such as Meadow Barn Close, Ward Road and Weston Road or the roads around them, wherever there’s an outdoor spot for the roaster. You will find Totland on the B3322, which makes the journey straightforward. Nearby, we also cater wakes in Colwell (1 mile north-east), Freshwater (1 mile east), Easton (1 mile east), Norton Green (1 mile north-east) and Afton (1 mile east). We also serve nearby towns such as Newport (11 miles east), Cowes (12 miles north-east), East Cowes (12 miles north-east), Barton (11 miles east), Hunny Hill (11 miles east) and Cross Lane (11 miles east). Remote sites take a little more planning, so ask early about your wake.
Nearby you’ll also find Dimbola Museum And Galleries (1.2 miles south-east) and Yarmouth Castle (2.5 miles north-east). Within reach you’ll find Lymington and Keyhaven Marshes Nature Reserve and Tennyson Down.
- Nearby, you will find Colwell Bay Inn (0.6 miles north-east)
- Other local spots include Medina (less than half a mile north)
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FAQs for Totland
Can you roast near the sea around Totland?
Yes, of course. Wind is something we plan for: a sheltered spot and secure cover.
We’re gathering after a service at Christ Church: can you cater?
Yes, at a home, hall or venue nearby with an outdoor spot for the roaster. Food is generally served at the reception venue rather than the church. Tell us where you will gather.
Is a week’s notice enough?
We do our best at short notice. Tell us the details and we’ll reply promptly.
Do you clear up?
Our staff clear up after service, and leave the area tidy.
What if it rains?
We roast under cover, so the food isn’t affected. Your guests will want somewhere dry to eat.
Can you cater for vegetarians?
We can add lamb or chicken, plus halloumi skewers for vegetarians and a vegan burger or sausage. We don’t provide halal meat.
Who serves?
You do not need anyone else: our chef carves and our team serves and clears.
Do we need to provide electricity?
No, the roast is cooked on gas. Tell us what’s available and we will plan around it.
Planning for dietary needs
With a bit of planning, dietary needs are easier to handle. Here are a few tips:
- Find out who would prefer chicken or a vegetarian option
- Request gluten-free rolls
- Keep the alternatives labelled
- Halal isn’t offered, so arrange it separately
One contact for the day helps, so the immediate family isn’t disturbed.
Ask for gluten-free rolls if needed.
- Cooked where you are, slowly, over several hours outdoors
- Our chef carves the pork, with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling on the side
- Lamb, chicken and vegetarian options alongside the pork
- Served when you’re ready, and we tidy the serving area afterwards