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Birthday Hog Roast Hire in Colliers Wood, Greater London
Something for nearly everyone: hog roast rolls, lamb, rotisserie chicken, halloumi skewers and a vegan option, plus salads, coleslaw and potatoes. Party hog roast in Colliers Wood.
- Milestone birthdays
- Getting-engaged parties
- Christenings and naming days
Party hog roast in Colliers Wood
Party hog roast near Colliers Wood
A hog roast makes a party at home feel special. We roast on site in Colliers Wood, then carve at the time you choose, so you are not stuck in the kitchen. We are frequently asked to cater retirement celebrations and big birthday parties, serving a vegan burger or sausage, crackling and rotisserie chicken.
Most parties in Colliers Wood are at home, and in London that means getting the roaster into the garden. With no side passage, a rear gate or front garden may work. Send us a picture. Our chef carves in front of your guests, so every roll gets hot pork and a piece of crackling.
- Location
- Colliers Wood (SW17, SW19, CR4)
- County
- Greater London
- Menu
- Hog roast rolls, stuffing, apple sauce, crackling
- Also available
- Chicken, lamb, halloumi skewers and a vegan option
- Quote
- Contact us for a quote
- Page updated
- 26 October 2026
Full catering or machine hire?
You could go for a cold buffet, but nothing beats hot pork and crackling carved in front of you, especially outdoors.
We also hire out the hog roast machine for confident cooks. You do the roasting and carving; we will explain what’s supplied and how it works when we quote.
Looking after everyone
You will get allergen information for everything we serve. To help:
- Check the allergen list, as stuffing normally contains gluten
- Think about children’s portions
- Request gluten-free rolls
- Ask us to label vegetarian and vegan food
Have a word with the neighbours first: the roast cooks for hours.
Ask for gluten-free rolls if needed.
Nearby places to Colliers Wood
What else we do in Colliers Wood
FAQs for Colliers Wood
Could you cook in Figge's Marsh?
Only if the landowner, usually the council, allows it. Ask them first, and tell us what they say.
Can you cater after a service at St Nicholas?
Yes, at a nearby hall, home or venue with room to cook outside. Churches rarely have space for a hog roast, so the food is generally elsewhere. Send us the address.
When do you start roasting?
It depends on the size of the hog and the weather, but it’s several hours. We’ll confirm our arrival time when we quote.
Is our garden suitable?
Most gardens can work, given access for the equipment. Send us a photo.
Can we hire the machine and cook it ourselves?
We do, if you’re happy to roast and carve yourself. We’ll explain the details with your quote.
How much does a hog roast cost?
It depends on numbers, the menu and how long we’re on site. Tell us your date and we’ll send a price.
Do you cover Colliers Wood?
Yes. We cater across London and the South East, Colliers Wood and the rest of Greater London included. Send us the address for a quote.
What about guests who don’t eat pork?
The menu has lamb, chicken, vegetarian and vegan options. We do not provide halal meat.
Prices and what affects them
The price comes down to:
- Site access
- Travel to Colliers Wood
- Crockery choices
- Which meats and sides you choose
Numbers make the biggest difference: the price per head typically falls as numbers rise, since much of the cost is fixed.
What to tell us
Good details mean a good quote. Please include:
- Your date and serving time
- Where the roaster could go, ideally with a picture
- Rough numbers
- Any extras, such as lamb, chicken or china
Numbers not final yet? Give us your best estimate and we will quote on that, then confirm closer to the date. Fill in our quote form.
Who books party hog roast in Colliers Wood?
Most children happily eat pork in a roll, and chicken or a vegan sausage covers fussier eaters.
Our roaster has been booked for a wide mix of occasions near Colliers Wood, including:
- Engagement celebrations
- Reunions
- Ruby, golden and diamond anniversaries
- Big birthday parties
A green space like Figge's Marsh is tempting, but a gas-fired roaster there needs the landowner’s say-so, generally the council’s.
What to look for in a quote
- What the cooking area needs: space, cover and access
- Plates, china and cutlery
- The full menu and the sides
- Exactly what’s included in the price
Before you choose a spot
Planning the cooking spot is the key. A quick checklist:
- Parking close to the house
- A level spot in the garden, on the patio or drive
- Clearance from walls, fences and overhanging branches
Colliers Wood is in London, within the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and access can be tight: let us know how we reach the cooking spot and where we can park.
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise.
On the menu in Colliers Wood
- Halloumi skewers (V)
- Rotisserie chicken
- Crackling
- Jacket potatoes
- Vegan burger or sausage (Ve)
- Coleslaw
- Salads
- Stuffing and apple sauce
- Hog roast rolls
A closer look at the menu
Rolls and gluten-free rolls
Rolls or plates? Rolls are quicker; plates suit a sit-down meal, with gluten-free rolls on request.
Roast pork
We carve as we serve, which keeps it hot and moist right to the last roll.
Planning a party in Colliers Wood
Colliers Wood is about 5 miles south of Brompton, in Greater London. We cover Colliers Wood and its neighbours for parties. Colliers Wood is one of 764 towns and villages in Greater London where we cater. You can also see our page for London, about 6 miles away.
If guests are coming by rail, there is a station right in Colliers Wood: Tooting station. Among the historic houses close to Colliers Wood are Southside House (2.8 miles west) and Kingswood House (3.8 miles east). Grand settings like these often have strict rules on caterers, so for most parties a garden or hired hall is simpler.
Wherever your party is in SW17, SW19 and CR4, we can bring the roaster to you, from busy streets to quiet lanes. Local streets include Acre Road, Boyd Road and Park Road; a party on any of them works well with outdoor space and a way in. Other places close to Colliers Wood we cover include Tooting (1 mile north), Tooting Bec (1 mile north), Merton Abbey (1 mile south-west), Furzedown (1 mile north-east) and Eastfields (1 mile south-east). Further out, we also cater in London (6 miles north-east), City of Westminster (7 miles north), Marylebone (7 miles north), Kensington (6 miles north), St Pancras (8 miles north) and Shoreditch (8 miles north-east).
Nearby you will also find Southside Wandsworth (2.7 miles north-west) and Grove Hospital (0.6 miles north). Open spaces near Colliers Wood include Henman Hill and Myrna Close.
- Nearby schools include Ensham School (0.5 miles north-east) and Graveney School (0.8 miles east)
- Local pubs include The Royal Standard pub (0.5 miles west)
- Local facilities include St Leonard's (1.7 miles north-east)
Is a hog roast right for your party?
Compared with cooking for everyone yourself, a catered hog roast gives you the day back. Midweek and quieter months are frequently easier to book, and the menu you choose makes a difference too. Tell us your budget and we’ll suggest what works.
What you get with us
- All the equipment comes with us
- Halloumi skewers and a vegan option too
- Slow-roasted at your venue, not reheated
- Planned to your running order
Take a look at how we price and the cost guide.
What happens on the day
On the day, we position the roaster under cover and get the hog cooking. It then roasts slowly for several hours, worked back from your serving time. Sunset in Colliers Wood is about 8:50pm in late May and 9:20pm in late June, so an early-evening carve is generally in daylight. Winter parties, dark by about 3:55pm, need lights by the roaster.
- Tell us about your party: date, address and numbers.
- We check the garden or drive and quote.
- We set up hours ahead.
- At food time, the chef carves and we serve.
- We tidy up and pack away.
How to prepare
- Tell us about narrow gates or side passages
- Give us a contact number for the day
- Send final numbers in good time
Ask for a quote
Send us the date, the address or SW17 postcode and rough numbers, along with your serving time. We’ll confirm availability and send a price. Fill in our quote form.
Related guides
- Slow-roasted on site for hours, outdoors at your event
- Carved to order by our chef, with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
- Lamb, chicken and vegetarian options alongside the pork
- Staff to serve at the agreed time, then clear away