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Birthday Hog Roast Hire in Telscombe Cliffs, East Sussex
Party hog roast in Telscombe Cliffs: a whole hog slow-roasted on site, then carved by our chef into rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling.
- Family reunions
- Christenings
- Leaving and retirement do’s
Slow-roasted pork in Telscombe Cliffs
Party venues around Telscombe Cliffs
Telscombe Cliffs is about 3 miles west of Newhaven, in East Sussex. We cater parties of every size in Telscombe Cliffs. Telscombe Cliffs is one of 289 places in East Sussex we cover. We cater events right across the region, from Telscombe Cliffs to Brighton (about 6 miles away).
Guests arriving by train should know that Newhaven Town station is about 2.9 miles away. A christening at Ascension Church followed by a hog roast at home is a simple, popular plan. Telscombe Cliffs is within about 6 miles of the South Downs National Park, so a garden party here comes with a lovely backdrop. Near the coast, within about 6 miles, gardens can catch the wind, so we plan a sheltered spot.
We cater parties across BN10 and the streets around it. Your party could be at a house on Park Avenue, Ambleside Avenue and Park View Rise, wherever there’s an outdoor spot for the roaster. Neighbouring places where we cater parties include Telscombe (1 mile north), Peacehaven (1 mile east), East Saltdean (1 mile west), Saltdean (1 mile west) and Piddinghoe (2 miles east). Larger places within reach include Eastbourne (13 miles east), Seaford (5 miles east), Lewes (5 miles north), Hailsham (12 miles east), Uckfield (13 miles north-east) and Newhaven (3 miles east).
Well-known places in the area include Planet Earth Museum (2.8 miles east) and Chailey Heritage Marine Hospital (3.7 miles east). Green spaces nearby include Itford Hill and Beacon Hill Local Nature Reserve.
- Local schools include Peacehaven Community School (0.6 miles east)
- Nearby, you’ll find Smugglers Rest pub (0.6 miles west)
How our party hog roast works in Telscombe Cliffs
Birthdays, christenings and summer parties in Telscombe Cliffs suit a hog roast: one roast, enough for a crowd. Our staff serve and clear. We’re frequently asked to cater 18th, 21st, 40th, 50th and 60th birthdays and summer parties in the garden, serving jacket potatoes, coleslaw and crackling.
Around Telscombe Cliffs, a garden with room to spare is all you need. A hog roast fits right in. Our chef carves in front of your guests, so the pork is hot and the crackling is crisp.

- Area
- Telscombe Cliffs (BN10)
- Area hub
- East Sussex
- From the roaster
- Pork, crackling, stuffing and apple sauce in rolls
- Extras
- Spit-roast lamb, rotisserie chicken, vegetarian and vegan options
- Price
- Ask us for a quote
- Updated
- 26 October 2026
Catered or do it yourself?
Some hosts try a barbecue instead, but someone ends up cooking in batches all afternoon. With a hog roast, one roast feeds everyone at once.
We also hire out the hog roast machine for confident cooks. You cook and carve it yourself; we’ll explain what’s supplied and how it works when we quote.
Why a carved hog roast beats a buffet
DIY or catered? DIY suits confident cooks and relaxed parties; catering suits bigger or more important parties. Distance is part of the price: we include travel in the quote. Give us the address for an accurate figure.
Why book with us
- Halloumi skewers and a vegan option too
- Slow-roasted at your venue, not reheated
- Rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
- No surprises: everything in writing
Read our pricing and the cost guide.
A closer look at the menu
Rolls and gluten-free rolls
Rolls or plates? Rolls are quicker; plates suit a sit-down meal, and gluten-free rolls are available on request.
Halloumi and vegetable skewers (V)
For vegetarians, halloumi and vegetable skewers are cooked separately from the meat, a hot, filling option of their own.
Common questions in Telscombe Cliffs
Do you cater at venues in the South Downs National Park?
Yes. Some venues there have rules about cooking and vehicles, so check with yours. We will work to whatever the site needs.
Can you roast near the sea around Telscombe Cliffs?
Yes, of course. We roast under cover and choose a sheltered spot where we can.
How soon do you get booked up?
Popular dates go early. But it is always worth asking: send us your details through our quote form.
What’s included?
The classic: pork in rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling. Sides and extra meats are listed in your quote.
What about the neighbours?
Let them know in advance, especially if the roaster is near a fence.
Is there a non-pork option?
The menu has lamb, chicken, vegetarian and vegan options. Halal meat isn’t something we offer.
How much will it be?
Numbers, menu and travel decide the price. Tell us your date and we will send a price.
What about kids?
Generally, yes, so we can plan quantities.
Step by step
From setting up to the last roll, we look after the food, so you can enjoy your party. By late September, sunset in Telscombe Cliffs is about 7:05pm; by December it’s about 3:55pm. Plan lights for the path and the food.
- Send us your party date, address, numbers and serving time.
- We check the space and send a clear quote.
- On the day we arrive hours ahead and start the roast under cover.
- When it’s time to eat, the chef carves and we serve.
- We clear up and pack away.
Before we arrive
- Keep the spot clear of buildings, marquee walls and overhanging branches
- Ensure we can wheel the roaster to the spot
- Give us a contact number for the day
How to get a price
We need a few details to quote: the date and serving time, the venue or BN10 postcode, rough numbers and which extras you’d like. Use our quote form.
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Where the roaster can go in Telscombe Cliffs
The roaster needs the right spot, because it cooks outside for several hours, and a little planning goes a long way:
- A spot well away from the house
- A heads-up for next door
- Access for the roaster through a gate or passage
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise.
What we serve
- Stuffing and apple sauce
- Rotisserie chicken
- Jacket potatoes
- Crackling
- Coleslaw
- Hog roast rolls
- Halloumi skewers (V)
- Vegan burger or sausage (Ve)
- Salads
How we price a hog roast for your party
Each price is built from:
- Season and day of the week
- Time on site
- How easy it is to reach the spot
- Numbers
UK price guides vary widely: roughly £10 a head for a simple roll, rising past £20 with more included. Every event gets its own quote, so you know exactly what you are paying for.
Getting an accurate quote
These are the details we need:
- Rough numbers
- Allergies we should know about
- A picture of the cooking area
- The address or postcode
Getting a quote is simple: date, place, numbers and serving time. You’ll get a clear quote listing what’s included. Send us your details through our quote form.
Who books party hog roast in Telscombe Cliffs?
It suits all ages, from grandparents to toddlers.
Whatever the occasion in Telscombe Cliffs, a slow roast goes a long way. We’re frequently asked to cater:
- Street parties
- Wedding anniversaries
- Back-garden get-togethers
- Christenings and naming days
Among the historic houses close to Telscombe Cliffs are Monk's House (3 miles north-east) and Anne of Cleves House (4.9 miles north). For most parties, a garden or hall is easier than a historic venue with strict catering rules.
What to look for in a quote
- VAT, if it applies
- Whether plates or china are included
- What the cooking area needs: space, cover and access
- Which meats, sides and extras are included
For planners, venues and organisers
Organisers may ask for documents such as a risk assessment or gas safety information. Tell us what you need and we will confirm what we can provide.
Planning on behalf of a committee? One clear contact makes everything easier, especially on the day.
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More for events in Telscombe Cliffs
- Roasted on site for several hours, outdoors under cover
- Carved by our chef into rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
- Options beyond pork, including lamb, chicken and vegetarian dishes
- Staff to serve at the agreed time, then clear away