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Birthday Hog Roast Hire in Telscombe, East Sussex
Plenty of choice: roast pork in rolls with stuffing and apple sauce, lamb or chicken, and halloumi and vegetable skewers, plus salads, coleslaw and potatoes. Party hog roast in Telscombe.
- Family reunions
- Big birthday parties
- Getting-engaged parties
Book a hog roast in Telscombe
Before you choose a spot
A good cooking spot makes the day run smoothly. Look for:
- Space away from the house, fences, sheds and trees
- A word with the neighbours
- A wet-weather plan for guests
Not sure about the cooking spot? Send us a picture and we will tell you honestly.
From the roaster
- Rotisserie chicken
- Hog roast rolls
- Halloumi skewers (V)
- Salads
- Coleslaw
- Vegan burger or sausage (Ve)
- Crackling
- Jacket potatoes
- Stuffing and apple sauce
Party hog roast near Telscombe
A party at home needs a little planning for the roaster: level ground outdoors, clear of the house and fences. We will help you choose. We serve rotisserie chicken, hog roast rolls and coleslaw, and we’re regularly asked to cater leaving and retirement do’s and reunions.
Around Telscombe, a garden with room to spare is all you need. It suits that kind of party. Everything we need to roast, carve and serve comes with us, and we pack away and leave the area as we found it.
- Area
- Telscombe (BN10, BN2, BN7)
- County
- East Sussex
- Menu
- Pork, crackling, stuffing and apple sauce in rolls
- Alongside
- Chicken, lamb, halloumi skewers and a vegan option
- Price
- Contact us for a quote
- Updated
- 26 October 2026
Planners, venues and businesses
If you’re organising for someone else, such as a wedding planner, an office manager or a fête committee, let us know who we will deal with on the day. We will keep you both updated.
If you are a venue or event planner, we can fit around your other suppliers.
Parties in Telscombe: homes, halls and local tips
Telscombe is about 6 miles east of Brighton, in East Sussex. Hosts in Telscombe book us for parties of all sizes. Telscombe is one of 289 towns and villages in East Sussex we cover. You can also see our page for Brighton, about 6 miles away.
Guests arriving by train should know that the closest railway station is Southease station, roughly 2.6 miles north-east of the centre. A christening at The Parish Church of St Lawrence followed by a hog roast at home is a simple, popular plan. Telscombe is within about 5 miles of the South Downs National Park, so many gardens around here have a great outlook. The coast is within about 6 miles, so breezy days are common, so we plan a sheltered spot.
We bring hog roasts to parties all over BN10, BN2 and BN7 and the streets around it. Your party could be at a house on Tor Road, View Road and Firle Road or the roads around them, as long as there is somewhere outside to cook. Close by, we cover parties in East Saltdean (1 mile west), Saltdean (1 mile west), Piddinghoe (2 miles east), Rodmell (2 miles north-east) and Rottingdean (3 miles west). We also serve nearby towns such as Eastbourne (13 miles east), Seaford (6 miles east), Lewes (5 miles north), Hailsham (12 miles east), Uckfield (12 miles north-east) and Newhaven (3 miles east).
Well-known places in the area include Planet Earth Museum (2.8 miles east) and Lewes Castle (4.9 miles north). The countryside around Telscombe includes Itford Hill and Beacon Hill Local Nature Reserve.
- Nearby schools include Peacehaven Community School (0.7 miles south-east)
- Local pubs include Smugglers Rest pub (0.7 miles south-west)
What happens on the day
When we arrive, we position the roaster under cover and get the hog cooking. From there it cooks low and slow for hours, worked back from your serving time. Evening parties in Telscombe need a little planning: daylight lasts until about 9:15pm at midsummer, but by late September it’s around 7:05pm. A string of lights over the serving table works wonders.
- Start with the date, the address and roughly how many.
- We check the garden or drive and quote.
- We set up hours ahead.
- At food time, the chef carves and we serve.
- We tidy up and pack away.
Before we arrive
- Think about shelter for your guests
- Gather dietary requirements early
- Check there is a route to wheel the equipment in, without steps
Get a quote
Numbers not final yet? A rough figure is fine for a first quote, then confirm closer to the date. Use our quote form.
Planning help
A closer look at the menu
Halloumi and vegetable skewers (V)
Not everyone eats meat, so halloumi and vegetable skewers ensure they’re not left with just salad.
Stuffing and apple sauce
No hog roast roll is complete without sage and onion stuffing and apple sauce, balancing the rich, salty pork.
Planning for dietary needs
A hog roast is pork, so plan for anyone who doesn’t eat it. Here’s how to cover everyone:
- Keep the vegetarian option labelled
- Count non-pork eaters so we can bring chicken or a vegetarian option
- Check the allergen list, as stuffing usually contains gluten
- Ask about allergies on the invitation
We set up in the agreed spot, so the party carries on around us.
Bunting or festoon lights near the serving table make a lovely party setting.
A hog roast or other catering?
Next to a barbecue, you’re not stuck flipping burgers all afternoon, and everyone eats together. Compare like for like: the menu, sides, service time, staffing, crockery and travel. A cheaper headline price can leave things out.
Why book with us
- We bring everything to cook and serve
- Roasted on site, slowly, for hours
- Rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
- Planned to your running order
Take a look at how we price or what a hog roast costs.
Catered or do it yourself?
If you are confident and want to save on staff, DIY machine hire is an option. You do the roasting and carving; we’ll explain what’s supplied and how it works when we quote.
DIY hire works best when someone in the family loves cooking. For bigger or more formal events, catering takes the pressure off.
Also near Telscombe
Also in Telscombe
Why choose party hog roast in Telscombe?
There’s very little washing up, since we provide plates and tidy up.
We are regularly asked to cater a wide mix of occasions near Telscombe, such as:
- Milestone birthdays
- Retirement parties
- Engagement parties
- Reunions
Within reach of Telscombe are historic houses such as Monk's House (2.7 miles north-east) and Anne of Cleves House (4.6 miles north). If you’re hiring a historic venue for a big birthday, check its rules on outside caterers first.
What to look for in a quote
- The space, cover and access they need
- Staffing on the day
- The full menu and the sides
- Plates, china and cutlery
FAQs for Telscombe
Which station is closest to Telscombe?
The closest is Southease station, roughly 2.6 miles away.
Do you cater at venues in the South Downs National Park?
Yes. Some venues there have rules about cooking and vehicles, so check with yours. We will follow the site rules.
How soon do you get booked up?
Popular dates go early. But it is always worth asking: fill in our quote form.
How much does a hog roast cost?
Numbers, menu and travel decide the price. Send us the details and we’ll quote.
Do you cover Telscombe?
Yes. We cover London and the South East, including Telscombe and East Sussex. Send us the address for a quote.
What happens after service?
We clear the serving area and pack away, leaving the spot as we found it.
Can you roast in the rain?
We roast under cover, so the food is not affected. Plan somewhere sheltered for eating.
Who serves?
We carve and serve for you, then clear the serving area afterwards.
- Cooked where you are, slowly, over several hours outdoors
- Our chef carves the pork, with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling on the side
- Vegetarian and vegan choices, plus lamb or chicken if you like
- Served when you’re ready, and we tidy the serving area afterwards