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Care Home Hog Roast in Longlands

We bring a hog roast day to Longlands and nearby, roasting on site and carving to order.

  • Staff thank-you lunches
  • Garden fêtes
  • Days for relatives

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Care home hog roast for your care home event in Longlands

The roaster cooks in the grounds, well away from ambulance routes. Typical bookings include open days and family days with visitors, with new potatoes, thinly carved roast pork and halloumi skewers.

In Longlands, we cook in the home’s garden or car park. Plates come as standard, and china crockery is available on request, quoted separately.

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Where
Longlands (DA15, DA14, SE9)
County
Greater London
On the menu
Pork, crackling, stuffing and apple sauce in rolls
Alongside
Chicken, lamb, halloumi skewers and a vegan option
Price
Quoted for your event
Last updated
26 October 2026

The menu, dish by dish

Salads, potatoes and coleslaw

Salads, new potatoes, coleslaw and roast or jacket potatoes turn rolls into a full meal.

Halloumi and vegetable skewers (V)

Not everyone eats meat, so halloumi and vegetable skewers ensure they’re not left with just salad.

Why choose a hog roast in Longlands?

Next to staff cooking, we take the cooking off your team. UK price guides vary widely: roughly £10 a head for a simple roll, rising past £20 with more included. Every event gets its own quote, with everything listed.

Why book our hog roast in Longlands

  • Cooked on the day, low and slow
  • Rolls with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
  • Halloumi skewers and a vegan option too
  • We bring everything to cook and serve

See how we price or the cost guide.

Longlands: care homes and access

Longlands is about 1 mile west of Sidcup, in Greater London. Our roaster is a regular sight at care home events around Longlands, from gardens to fields. Longlands is one of 764 places in Greater London where we cater. You can also see our page for London, about 9 miles away.

Visitors arriving by train should know that the nearest station is New Eltham station, about 0.8 miles north-west. The Tarn is close by, a good starting point for a chat about days out. Longlands is within about 8 miles of the Kent Downs National Landscape.

This part of Greater London takes in DA15, DA14 and SE9, and we can cater your care home event anywhere in it. From Main Road, Alder Road and Sidcup Road or anywhere nearby, we will bring the roaster to you. Main roads around Longlands include the A211, so getting the roaster to your care home event is simple. Close by, we cover care home events in Foxbury (1 mile south), New Eltham (1 mile north-west), Chislehurst (1 mile south-west), Coldharbour (1 mile west) and Blackfen (1 mile north). Further out, we also cater in London (9 miles north-west), City of Westminster (12 miles north-west), Marylebone (12 miles north-west), Kensington (13 miles west), St Pancras (11 miles north-west) and Shoreditch (10 miles north-west).

A little further out are Queen Mary's Hospital (1 mile south-east) and Greenwich Castle (5 miles north-west). Open spaces near Longlands include Summer Hill and The Tarn.

  • Local schools include Chislehurst School for Girls (0.8 miles south)
  • Pubs nearby include Ye Olde Black Horse Inn (0.7 miles north-east)
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Occasions we serve in Longlands

The home’s kitchen gets a break for the day.

These are some of the most popular hog roast bookings near Longlands:

  • Open days
  • Anniversaries of the home
  • Sheltered housing gatherings
  • Day centre get-togethers

If your residents have links with Christ Church, a fête or open day together is a nice moment for a hog roast.

Comparing caterers

  • What the cooking area needs: space, cover and access
  • If the price includes VAT
  • Whether travel is included
  • The deposit, balance and cancellation terms

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Longlands questions

Can you get a hog roast into a London garden in Longlands?

Frequently, if there is a rear gate, a front garden or a yard we can use. Tell us about steps, gates and parking and we’ll advise.

What’s the nearest station to Longlands?

New Eltham station, about 0.8 miles north-west of the centre.

Can relatives eat with residents?

Many homes make it a family day.

Can you work around our timings?

Within reason, we can. Keep us posted on the day and we’ll fit around changes.

How do we prepare?

A clear, level cooking spot, a route to wheel the equipment in and a contact for the day. We bring everything else.

Do we need to provide electricity?

The roaster runs on gas, so we do not need mains power to cook. A socket nearby is useful for lighting.

Do you serve the food?

We carve and serve for you, and we clear up when service is finished.

How much will it be?

Every booking is quoted individually, based on numbers, menu, service time and distance. Tell us about your care home event for a quote.

Where the roaster can go in Longlands

Planning the cooking spot is the key. Check these:

  • A level outdoor area
  • A spot that keeps access clear
  • A named contact on the day

Longlands is in London, within the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and access can be tight: tell us about side or rear access, steps and parking for our vehicle.

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise.

On the menu in Longlands

  • Halloumi skewers (V)
  • Roast pork, carved
  • Stuffing and apple sauce
  • Salads
  • Vegan option (Ve)
  • Roast potatoes
  • Rotisserie chicken
  • New potatoes

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Organising for someone else?

Event organisers frequently ask caterers for paperwork such as a risk assessment. Tell us what you need and we’ll confirm what we can provide.

Marquee suppliers normally set distances for cooking equipment, so let them know about the roaster. The roaster stays a safe distance from the marquee.

Looking after everyone

We give full allergen information for every dish. To help:

  • Remember stuffing normally contains gluten
  • Plan separately for halal if needed
  • Ask the kitchen to prepare texture-modified portions
  • Count residents who need an alternative

The roaster stays clear of busy paths and windows.

Plates rather than rolls suit many residents.

What a hog roast costs

The biggest factors are:

  • Whether you want china
  • Access to the cooking area
  • The date and time of year
  • Travel to Longlands

Cost depends on numbers, menu choices and service time, plus travel and access. Every booking is different, which is why each one gets its own quote.

Getting an accurate quote

These are the details we need:

  • The address or postcode
  • Your date and serving time
  • Any extras, such as lamb, chicken or china
  • Allergies we should know about

The quickest way to get a price is to tell us the date, where the care home event is and roughly how many. A picture of the cooking area helps. Send us your details through our quote form.

The process

Expect a calm, organised set-up. Arrival and serving times are agreed beforehand, set up where we’ve agreed, and get on with roasting and serving. Late-September sunset in Longlands is about 7:05pm, so autumn events are best at lunchtime.

  1. A date and rough headcount from the home gets things started.
  2. We look at photos of the garden or car park and suggest a cooking spot.
  3. The kitchen shares residents’ dietary needs with us.
  4. On the day the hog roasts outside while residents watch from the lounge or garden.
  5. After serving, we clear away without disturbing the home.

Preparing for the day

  • Keep the spot clear of buildings, marquee walls and overhanging branches
  • Check there is a route to wheel the equipment in, without steps
  • Measure the narrowest gate or passage

Getting a price

Every quote lists the menu, the serving time, staff and plates, so you can compare caterers fairly. Use our quote form.

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Planning help

  • Cooked where you are, slowly, over several hours outdoors
  • Carved to order by our chef, with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
  • Not just pork: spit-roast lamb, chicken and vegetarian choices
  • Served by our staff at the time you choose, then cleared away

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