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Greater London · England

Hog Roast for Staff Days in Shortlands, Greater London

Looking for a hog roast for your team in Shortlands? The roaster comes to your venue, home or workplace and cooks under cover and carve when you are ready to eat.

  • End-of-project celebrations
  • Staff thank-you lunches
  • Client hospitality

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Planning an event in Shortlands?

Why choose corporate hog roast in Shortlands?

It is quick to serve once carving starts, which suits fixed lunch breaks.

We are booked for all kinds of occasions in Shortlands and nearby. Popular bookings include:

  • Team treats
  • Long-service celebrations
  • New premises openings
  • Family fun days

Within reach of Shortlands are historic houses such as Bromley Palace (0.8 miles north-east) and Addington Palace (3.4 miles south-west). Estates and historic houses can make memorable settings for client events, but they typically set strict rules for caterers.

Before booking anyone

  • How long the roast takes and when they’ll arrive
  • Whether plates or china are included
  • How dietary needs are handled
  • Whether travel is included

Choosing a hog roast caterer

Corporate hog roast in Shortlands, slow-roasted on site

Most teams have a set break, so the roast is timed to the minute. Rolls are the quickest way to serve. Whether it’s staff summer days and project wrap-ups, we’ll put together a menu of spit-roast lamb, coleslaw and hog roast rolls and more.

In Shortlands, lunch breaks are often short, so we roast ahead and carve fast. Let us know about access and site rules. Everything we need to roast, carve and serve comes with us, and we pack away and leave the area as we found it.

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Area
Shortlands (BR2, BR1, BR3)
County
Greater London
From the roaster
Pork, crackling, stuffing and apple sauce in rolls
Alongside
Spit-roast lamb, rotisserie chicken, vegetarian and vegan options
Quote
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Page updated
26 October 2026

Prices and what affects them

Your quote depends on:

  • Site access
  • The date and time of year
  • The number of people
  • Time on site

Cost depends on numbers, menu choices and service time, plus travel and access. There is no one-size price, which is why each one gets its own quote.

Getting an accurate quote

To check availability and the cooking area, we will need:

  • A picture of the cooking area
  • Dietary requirements
  • Which meats and sides you’d like
  • The date and time of the event

To get a quote, just send us your date, venue and numbers. A photo of the cooking area helps. Use our quote form.

Questions from Shortlands

Which station is closest to Shortlands?

Shortlands station, about 0.5 miles north of the centre.

Could you cook in Church House Gardens?

Only if the landowner, normally the council, allows it. Check with them first, and tell us what they say.

Do you do DIY hog roast hire?

Yes, we hire out the hog roast machine. We’ll explain what’s supplied and how it works when we quote.

Can a company book?

Let us know your company’s booking requirements, and we will confirm how booking and payment work.

Is crockery included?

We supply plates as standard. You can upgrade to china if you prefer.

Do you offer gluten-free rolls?

We can provide gluten-free rolls if you ask. Ask for the allergen list, as stuffing normally contains gluten.

What happens in bad weather?

The roaster is under cover, so a shower does not stop us. Plan somewhere sheltered for eating.

How much will it be?

It depends on numbers, the menu and how long we are on site. Send us the details and we will quote.

Is a hog roast right for your staff event?

For client events, add china, sides and a second roast for a more polished feel. UK price guides vary widely: roughly £10 a head for a simple roll, rising past £20 with more included. We quote every event individually, with everything listed.

Why book our hog roast in Shortlands

  • Cooked on the day, low and slow
  • Carved to order by a chef
  • Staff to serve, so you do not have to
  • A clear quote with everything listed

Read our pricing or our hog roast cost guide.

Business events near Shortlands

Shortlands is about 1 mile south-west of Bromley, in Greater London. A hog roast suits staff events around Shortlands, whatever the venue. We cater 764 places across Greater London, from the larger towns to small villages. We cater events right across the region, from Shortlands to London (about 8 miles away).

For staff and visitors coming by train, Shortlands station, about 0.5 miles north, is the nearest station.

Staff events anywhere in BR2, BR1 and BR3 start with an outdoor spot for the roaster and roughly how many staff. Your staff event could be at a house on Hayes Lane, Stone Road and Hayes Road or the roads around them, wherever there’s an outdoor spot for the roaster. We also bring hog roasts to staff events in Eden Park (1 mile south-west), Hayes (2 miles south), Bromley Common (2 miles south-east), West Wickham (2 miles south-west) and Southborough (2 miles east). We also serve nearby towns such as London (8 miles north-west), City of Westminster (10 miles north-west), Marylebone (11 miles north-west), Kensington (11 miles north-west), St Pancras (10 miles north-west) and Shoreditch (10 miles north).

Nearby you will also find Bethlem Museum of the Mind (1.6 miles south-east) and The Mall (0.6 miles north-east). Green spaces nearby include Summer Hill and Downham Woodland Walk.

  • Local schools include Langley Park School for Girls (1.2 miles south-west) and Holy Trinity College Bromley (1.4 miles north-east)
  • Pubs nearby include The Richmal Crompton pub (0.6 miles east)
  • Other local spots include Municipal Borough of Bromley (0.6 miles east)
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Looking after everyone

Most people love a hog roast, but it’s pork. Some ways to look after everyone:

  • Find out how many don’t eat pork, so we can bring chicken, lamb or vegetarian options
  • Plan separately for anyone who needs halal food
  • Collect dietary needs when you send the invite
  • Request gluten-free rolls

We serve on time, so people get back to work on time.

Ask for gluten-free rolls if needed.

Step by step

People love watching the carving: the hog is carved in front of your staff, and the crackling is shared out so everyone gets some. For a staff lunch in Shortlands, daylight isn’t an issue, but a winter evening event is dark by about 3:55pm, so plan lighting for later events. A summer after-work event has daylight until about 9:20pm.

  1. Start with the date, site and numbers.
  2. We check with facilities and quote.
  3. We arrive and set up under cover.
  4. We carve and serve quickly.
  5. We clear up afterwards.

Preparing for the day

  • Think about shelter for your staff
  • Plan a step-free way in for the equipment
  • Have a level outdoor spot ready

Getting a price

Getting a quote is simple: date, place, numbers and serving time. You’ll get a clear quote listing what’s included. Use our quote form.

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Planning help

What comes off the roaster

Halloumi and vegetable skewers (V)

Vegetarians get halloumi and vegetable skewers, a hot, filling option of their own.

Crackling

Long, slow roasting turns the skin into crackling, and we break it up so everyone gets a piece.

What the cooking area needs

Before the day, it helps to think about where the roaster will go. We look for:

  • A named contact for the day
  • Space away from buildings, vehicles and trees
  • A covered area or canteen for wet weather

Shortlands is in London, within the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and access can be tight: tell us about side or rear access, steps and parking for our vehicle.

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise.

On the menu in Shortlands

  • Vegan option (Ve)
  • Coleslaw
  • Salads
  • Crackling
  • Spit-roast lamb
  • Stuffing and apple sauce
  • Rotisserie chicken
  • Hog roast rolls
  • Halloumi skewers (V)

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Should I cook it myself?

We also hire out the hog roast machine for confident cooks. You do the roasting and carving; we will confirm what comes with it when you ask.

The hardest part of a DIY hog roast is timing: a big roast takes hours and must be cooked thoroughly. If you’d rather not worry about it, let us cook.

  • Slow-roasted on site for hours, outdoors at your event
  • Carved to order by our chef, with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling
  • Not just pork: spit-roast lamb, chicken and vegetarian choices
  • Served when you’re ready, and we tidy the serving area afterwards

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